Frenemy of the People
@frenemyofthepeople.bsky.social
My end-of-life directive involves pizza and strippers.
I’m an enigma, wrapped in a puzzle, wrapped in bacon.
I’m woke. It’s why I’m so tired.
I’m the Heart of Snarkness.
DMs get automatically unfollowed. I don’t argue with trolls, I block them
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I’m an enigma, wrapped in a puzzle, wrapped in bacon.
I’m woke. It’s why I’m so tired.
I’m the Heart of Snarkness.
DMs get automatically unfollowed. I don’t argue with trolls, I block them
8647
“It’s not pronounced ‘pee-can’, it’s pronounced ’puh-cahn’’.”
November 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
“It’s not pronounced ‘pee-can’, it’s pronounced ’puh-cahn’’.”
I’ve never seen a white supremacist who didn’t look like a genetic anomaly.
November 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I’ve never seen a white supremacist who didn’t look like a genetic anomaly.
“Tuvix had it coming.”
November 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
“Tuvix had it coming.”
“People should try not being dicks just this once.”
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 PM
“People should try not being dicks just this once.”
“J.J. Abrams is grossly overrated and ruined both Star Trek and Star Wars.”
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
“J.J. Abrams is grossly overrated and ruined both Star Trek and Star Wars.”
“‘The Expanse’ was the greatest sci-fi show in television history and we need Seasons 7-9.”
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
“‘The Expanse’ was the greatest sci-fi show in television history and we need Seasons 7-9.”
“The internet was better when all we had was dial-up.”
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
“The internet was better when all we had was dial-up.”
“I name all of my cats after Bond villains.”
November 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
“I name all of my cats after Bond villains.”
Debby only did part of Dallas.
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Debby only did part of Dallas.
‘Star Wars’ was much better when Han shot first and Greedo didn’t get a shot off at all.
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
‘Star Wars’ was much better when Han shot first and Greedo didn’t get a shot off at all.
Nazi Fuckbucket?
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Nazi Fuckbucket?
Having been cut down in its youth, the innocent fir was trussed up with nylon. The human sicko cut it free in a false act of kindness, but soon the tree’s corpse will be decorated with lights and baubles!
November 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Having been cut down in its youth, the innocent fir was trussed up with nylon. The human sicko cut it free in a false act of kindness, but soon the tree’s corpse will be decorated with lights and baubles!
It’s the annual holiday horror:
“The Decorating of the Tree!”
In Technicolor!
Rated R for tree violence and language.
“The Decorating of the Tree!”
In Technicolor!
Rated R for tree violence and language.
November 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
It’s the annual holiday horror:
“The Decorating of the Tree!”
In Technicolor!
Rated R for tree violence and language.
“The Decorating of the Tree!”
In Technicolor!
Rated R for tree violence and language.
Usha Vance: “What the hell, JD? You’re telling people you want me to convert to Christianity? That does it, you’re sleeping on the couch!”
JD:
JD:
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Usha Vance: “What the hell, JD? You’re telling people you want me to convert to Christianity? That does it, you’re sleeping on the couch!”
JD:
JD:
Oh, you know, just establishing boundaries…
November 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Oh, you know, just establishing boundaries…
Looking forward to this.
‘Stargate’ Reopens With New Series at Prime Video - The Hollywood Reporter
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‘Stargate’ Reopens With New Series at Prime Video - The Hollywood Reporter
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November 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Looking forward to this.
‘Stargate’ Reopens With New Series at Prime Video - The Hollywood Reporter
apple.news/AAHsnHpFfT5q...
‘Stargate’ Reopens With New Series at Prime Video - The Hollywood Reporter
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The Internet is broken. Oh, well, it had a good run.
November 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The Internet is broken. Oh, well, it had a good run.
Another day in IT:
November 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Another day in IT:
Reached 10k miles on my 2025 BMW i4, five days ahead of its first anniversary in my possession.
Got a ways to go to match my 2013 Mercedes-Benz E350 (100k) or my 1999 M-B CLK320 (189k). Still drive those two on alternate weekends on my Sunday morning Krispy Kreme run.
Got a ways to go to match my 2013 Mercedes-Benz E350 (100k) or my 1999 M-B CLK320 (189k). Still drive those two on alternate weekends on my Sunday morning Krispy Kreme run.
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Reached 10k miles on my 2025 BMW i4, five days ahead of its first anniversary in my possession.
Got a ways to go to match my 2013 Mercedes-Benz E350 (100k) or my 1999 M-B CLK320 (189k). Still drive those two on alternate weekends on my Sunday morning Krispy Kreme run.
Got a ways to go to match my 2013 Mercedes-Benz E350 (100k) or my 1999 M-B CLK320 (189k). Still drive those two on alternate weekends on my Sunday morning Krispy Kreme run.
From the old bird site:
November 14, 2025 at 11:44 AM
From the old bird site:
My proposed design for the Steam Machine:
November 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
My proposed design for the Steam Machine: