Frenemy of the People
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My end-of-life directive involves pizza and strippers. I’m an enigma, wrapped in a puzzle, wrapped in bacon. I’m woke. It’s why I’m so tired. I’m the Heart of Snarkness. DMs get automatically unfollowed. I don’t argue with trolls, I block them 8647
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Think globally.

Act locally.

Scream internally.
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My guardian angel just got shredded by the props of a C-130 on short final to Dobbins ARB.
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That’s the only call I might actually answer.
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I’m calling it Hemispheric Reunification Day.
frenemyofthepeople.bsky.social
The Covid booster went in my left arm and hurts just a bit.

But the shingles shot went in my right arm and I feel like I lost a game of Punch Buggy.
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So Marjorie Taylor Greene is only 97% whack job. Got it.
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I got my Covid booster and my first dose of the shingles vaccine.

Fuck you, #RFKJr!
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You’re just another dumb redneck, but me, I’m a:
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I’ve felt strangely good for the last couple of days.

I expect my internal organs will spontaneously combust as payback.
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Well, we had two days of autumnal weather in ATL, but now we’re back to global warming ruining everything.
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Dunno… maybe twirling handlebar mustaches?
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So, Tron: Ares…

It was… adequate.
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people are saying that paying taxes causes autism
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She’s an idiot.

But if this keeps idiots from voting, then good. 👍