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Frenemy of the People
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My end-of-life directive involves pizza and strippers.

I’m an enigma, wrapped in a puzzle, wrapped in bacon.

I’m woke. It’s why I’m so tired.

I’m the Heart of Snarkness.

DMs get automatically unfollowed. I don’t argue with trolls, I block them

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Think globally.

Act locally.

Scream internally.
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Had to dig deep into my old Dune memes for this one.
November 28, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Maybe I should keep this to myself, but based on what I read here, I get the impression that Alberta is the Alabama of Canada.
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
My mother, watching the news, said “They are so stupid. Excuse me.”

Meanwhile, I’m watching the same thing and I’m over here muttering, “Burn the White House to the mutherfucking ground.”

We are not the same.
November 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
👇👇👇👇👇
GUARDIAN: “Per head, 🇺🇸 output is six times China’s, and yet, inexplicably, there seem to be more abjectly poor Americans than Chinese. 🇺🇸 inequality is breathtaking… keeps getting worse…”

Wanting to address this isn’t radical.

NOT wanting to is.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
November 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Wow 😮

Russia unable to send astronauts to space for first time since 1961 - Newsweek

apple.news/ArqERb8kCTH2...
Russia unable to send astronauts to space for first time since 1961 — Newsweek
A Russian launch site in Kazakhstan was damaged during a spacecraft launch.
apple.news
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
If sudden bursts of anger are a sign of dementia, then I’ve been sundowning since I was seven.
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The Christmas Tree is up and the 34 metric tonnes of decorations are down off the shelves.

The rest is on my mother. I don’t decorate right anyway, according to her.
November 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I’ve never seen a white supremacist who didn’t look like a genetic anomaly.
November 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Science is cool 😎

It took 100 years, but we may finally have 'seen' dark matter - Newsweek

apple.news/A4lof7CJISEK...
It took 100 years, but we may finally have 'seen' dark matter — Newsweek
If findings are correct, astronomer Tomonori Totani told Newsweek, this may finally solve
apple.news
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
😳😳😳

Putin’s most feared missile downed with a song - The Telegraph

apple.news/Al2qSywMMQmS...
Putin’s most feared missile downed with a song — The Telegraph
Ukraine’s forces jam signals on ‘invincible’ weapons with song satirising Russian propaganda
apple.news
November 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I’m thankful that I don’t have to go around the goddamn table saying what I’m thankful for.
November 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
“Tuvix had it coming.”
November 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Walking my childhood neighborhood after Thanksgiving dinner, I noticed something interesting.

Nothing Trump.

No flags, no signs, not even bumper stickers. All the celebratory MAGA crap has vanished like it never existed.

Maybe these dumb fuck rednecks finally get it.
November 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Germany’s Secret Plan for War With Russia - The Wall Street Journal

apple.news/A9cPHq-jATG6...
apple.news
November 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Simon Peter was fishing in his boat when he got taken out by a US drone strike for being a suspected drug smuggler.

The Bible (King Trump edition)
November 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 5:12 AM
We need a Star Trek/Hitchhiker’s crossover.
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Finished choking down the Thanksgiving meal. Blech. Next year I’m definitely taking up my cousin’s offer to have Thanksgiving or Christmas at his place.
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
So, if I understand Whiskey Pete Hegseth correctly, a woman can’t be a good soldier but can be shot in the head while wearing the uniform am I getting this right?
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
And now it’s the dog show. Sigh. Bored af
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
For once, I think I would like to see the Macy’s parade in person.
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Okay, Santa just showed up, so I guess it’s Christmas time now.
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM