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I thought the future would be cooler
No one has ever read Finnegans Wake
November 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
No one has ever read Finnegans Wake
I can’t believe the Blue Jays lost the last baseball game I’m ever gonna watch in my life.
November 2, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I can’t believe the Blue Jays lost the last baseball game I’m ever gonna watch in my life.
Anyone know if Salonpas make pants?
October 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Anyone know if Salonpas make pants?
Why is it I can read a book in my basement for hours without any family members coming downstairs, but the second I start masturbating
June 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Why is it I can read a book in my basement for hours without any family members coming downstairs, but the second I start masturbating
Hey, remember last year when everybody made hating an Australian lady their entire personality because she danced weird
June 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Hey, remember last year when everybody made hating an Australian lady their entire personality because she danced weird
Just listened to Norm Finkelstein talk for ten minutes about how Du Bois was fearless when talking about racism but was a supporter of free speech and swear to god all I think was, Norm Finkelstein watches The Boys?
May 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Just listened to Norm Finkelstein talk for ten minutes about how Du Bois was fearless when talking about racism but was a supporter of free speech and swear to god all I think was, Norm Finkelstein watches The Boys?
Remember when we all washed our groceries, it was great. Mom would bring them home and the whole family would drop whatever they were doing and gather together in the kitchen to wash the fruits vegetables with bleach. That’s what the vaccine took from us.
May 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Remember when we all washed our groceries, it was great. Mom would bring them home and the whole family would drop whatever they were doing and gather together in the kitchen to wash the fruits vegetables with bleach. That’s what the vaccine took from us.
This floor smells like feet!
April 28, 2025 at 1:32 PM
This floor smells like feet!
One of the most interesting things I’ve learned since becoming a parent is that Robert Munsch books are cocaine fuelled garbage
April 28, 2025 at 12:02 PM
One of the most interesting things I’ve learned since becoming a parent is that Robert Munsch books are cocaine fuelled garbage
The most impressive thing Mark Carney’s done so far is get the media to refer to him as a centre left politician
April 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The most impressive thing Mark Carney’s done so far is get the media to refer to him as a centre left politician
Thanks for not making fun of my moustache
March 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Thanks for not making fun of my moustache
In retrospect teaching my parents to use social media was a bad idea
March 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
In retrospect teaching my parents to use social media was a bad idea
You should be able to get skin tags chopped off at the barber
March 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
You should be able to get skin tags chopped off at the barber
Anytime my wife asks our 3yo to do something he says he has to poop and goes to hide in the bathroom and I have to explain to him, dude there’s not enough room in here for both of us
March 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Anytime my wife asks our 3yo to do something he says he has to poop and goes to hide in the bathroom and I have to explain to him, dude there’s not enough room in here for both of us
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Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once
February 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once
Can’t believe we’re going to be on our third pope in 20 years
February 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Can’t believe we’re going to be on our third pope in 20 years
Watching new Law and Order episodes is hilarious because the actors, so accustomed to looking suspiciously at everyone, seem to suspect their fellow cops of every crime. Ice T is like: "There was an assault at 106th and Park—Torres, that's near your apartment!" Dun Dun
February 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Watching new Law and Order episodes is hilarious because the actors, so accustomed to looking suspiciously at everyone, seem to suspect their fellow cops of every crime. Ice T is like: "There was an assault at 106th and Park—Torres, that's near your apartment!" Dun Dun
Tonight, I’m gonna go to bed at 2 o’clock in the afternoon
February 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Tonight, I’m gonna go to bed at 2 o’clock in the afternoon
Shouting ‘that’s not how physics works’ at episodes of Paw Patrol might have been a little obnoxious
January 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Shouting ‘that’s not how physics works’ at episodes of Paw Patrol might have been a little obnoxious
Had a nightmare that I could see the top of my head
January 21, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Had a nightmare that I could see the top of my head
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Well-rested me is often embarrassed by the behaviour of non well-rested me
January 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Well-rested me is often embarrassed by the behaviour of non well-rested me