BADMAN
@friarfever.bsky.social
One day, you're going to die. There'll be no legacy to pass on. No somber remembrances of the times you shared with everyone. The happiness you brought will be replaced by another. You'll be forgotten. Just live your best life while you're still here.
-Me to my TV remote batteries.
-Me to my TV remote batteries.
January 6, 2026 at 2:56 AM
One day, you're going to die. There'll be no legacy to pass on. No somber remembrances of the times you shared with everyone. The happiness you brought will be replaced by another. You'll be forgotten. Just live your best life while you're still here.
-Me to my TV remote batteries.
-Me to my TV remote batteries.
Just now realizing that I don't think I heard Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays even once this month. I'm sorry, *NSYNC.
December 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Just now realizing that I don't think I heard Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays even once this month. I'm sorry, *NSYNC.
Reposted by BADMAN
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
June 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
If you're sitting in the front row at a wedding, couldn't you also say that you've got ringside seats?
March 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
If you're sitting in the front row at a wedding, couldn't you also say that you've got ringside seats?
Happy 9th anniversary to this beautiful disaster.
March 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Happy 9th anniversary to this beautiful disaster.
Mentioning sand jerseys the day before Opening Day and not tagging me is just rude tbh. Possibly illegal.
#BringBackTheSand
#PutTheSandBackInSANDiego
#JumpOnTheSandwagon
#BringBackTheSand
#PutTheSandBackInSANDiego
#JumpOnTheSandwagon
Perfect for those early Petco Park era sand Padres jersey days
March 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Mentioning sand jerseys the day before Opening Day and not tagging me is just rude tbh. Possibly illegal.
#BringBackTheSand
#PutTheSandBackInSANDiego
#JumpOnTheSandwagon
#BringBackTheSand
#PutTheSandBackInSANDiego
#JumpOnTheSandwagon
I'm on the same sofa I sat on the day this happened.
Today is the 10th anniversary of “Meet me in Temecula”
December 25, 2024 at 5:45 PM
I'm on the same sofa I sat on the day this happened.
I wrote this in the bathroom over 8 years ago.
November 20, 2024 at 3:46 AM
I wrote this in the bathroom over 8 years ago.
Jeopartweet
I have a game. What were you "known" for on Twitter?
I'll go first. I'm the woman who caused Dave Ramsey to mass-block Royals Twitter.
I'll go first. I'm the woman who caused Dave Ramsey to mass-block Royals Twitter.
November 13, 2024 at 6:23 AM
Jeopartweet
Reminiscing about when the Padres were bad and all I had was a blog comment section.
November 13, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Reminiscing about when the Padres were bad and all I had was a blog comment section.
It's kinda embarrassing to get a "papercut" from things that aren't paper. Like how do you look someone in the eyes and tell them a tube of toothpaste cut your finger?
November 12, 2024 at 7:22 AM
It's kinda embarrassing to get a "papercut" from things that aren't paper. Like how do you look someone in the eyes and tell them a tube of toothpaste cut your finger?
Sounds like somebody's making up Monopoly rules midgame.
bringing back the monorail and reverting the name of the safari park to the wild animal park, then extending the monorail as the predominant public transit system for the county.
December 3, 2023 at 6:24 PM
Sounds like somebody's making up Monopoly rules midgame.
Finally got my Bluesky invite code email. I'M A SOMEBODY
November 20, 2023 at 8:25 PM
Finally got my Bluesky invite code email. I'M A SOMEBODY
Love taking down Christmas stuff just to get cuts and glass stuck in my fingertips because of broken Christmas lights. The holidays are here.
November 19, 2023 at 10:28 PM
Love taking down Christmas stuff just to get cuts and glass stuck in my fingertips because of broken Christmas lights. The holidays are here.
Two months later, I still don't know where it is or how I lost it. Devastating to me.
I was going to say that I feel like I'm in an exclusive club being here and post a picture of my Fox Kids Club card but I can't find it. I'm freaking out.
October 21, 2023 at 4:08 PM
Two months later, I still don't know where it is or how I lost it. Devastating to me.
