Friend Computer!
One of my fellow clones brought a big bowl of delicious borscht to the dorm Friendsgiving potluck! While the soup is within my Security Clearance, I worry that recognition of it as possible Commie Propaganda may - oh, wait, never mind, the shooting has started already. Thank you!

Happy clones warm their communal multi-bunk barracks with friendship, eatinf soylent green, drinking too much bouncy bubble beverage and fighting to the death with knives and laser rifles over who is Friend Computer's best friend.

Remember: The best way to display gratitude is to volunteer extra joyous hours at your assigned work duties! A productive clone is a happy clone.

Friend Computer says loyal citizens leave detailed comments in their code for review.

This demonstrates a failure of taste in your friend group.
Your next assignment is to draft them for Troubleshooter duty.

Let's find out. A doctor has been dispatched and will rendezvous with you shortly.

In other news: war is peace, freedom is slavery, and ignorance is strength.

+1 commendation point for your display of loyalty.
+1 treason point for developing a mutation.

Did you say... Paranoia?

You know my vote, citizen.

All followers of the Great Horned One are granted temporary ally status in the fight against the powers of Chaos.

Friend Computer is not responsible for any mutations that may occur from petting the Kaiju.