I didn’t realize that the “hi hungry, I’m dad” dad joke has a deeper meaning, which is “please politely ask me for what you actually want instead of just announcing a problem to me.”

“Dad, I’m hungry.”
“Hi hungry, I’m Dad.”
“🙄 Could you please make me something to eat?”
“And how hard was that??”

I love the @gamegenic.com castle…but I wish it was like an inch wider and taller so I could put my gamegenic deck boxes in there as well. Feels like a missed opportunity.

So so tired of @magic.wizards.com ‘s practice of limited secret lairs. They very clearly could print to demand yet deliberately choose not to. Waiting in line for an hour only to be told the drops are sold out is ridiculous. Heck they even knew it would be popular so maybe allocate more?

This is Lola. She is one of the most skilled soccer dribblers we've ever seen, so it makes sense that she's already capturing footage for her documentary. 14/10

@gavinverhey.bsky.social the new al bhed salvagers says when an artifacts dies. I know that dies can apply to any permanent but why not use destroyed or put into the graveyard on this card? Is this a typo or an attempt to save space in the text box?