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Dawn of Hell Fucker @frightshark.bsky.social · 18h

This restaurant is slow and everyone is an asshole, I hope the food also sucks shit

a close up of a man 's face with his hand on his chin and his mouth open .

Dawn of Hell Fucker @frightshark.bsky.social · 21h

There's a kid in line to board the plane behind me who is absolute dog shit at improv. His mom and dad are trying to participate in his bits and he just shuts them down immediately

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Dawn of Hell Fucker @frightshark.bsky.social · 1d

ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his hand on his chin and his mouth open .

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Dawn of Hell Fucker @frightshark.bsky.social · 1d

Nice serifs... It would be a shame if someone sansed them

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Dawn of Hell Fucker @frightshark.bsky.social · 1d

Send just one tit for Thursday

Dawn of Hell Fucker @frightshark.bsky.social · 1d

I think I'm gonna go tomfool later if anyone wants to come

Dawn of Hell Fucker @frightshark.bsky.social · 2d

FYI the cheez its won't let me ship to an address on a wishlist but I sent a couple of other things!!!!

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Dawn of Hell Fucker @frightshark.bsky.social · 2d

There's a lot about the trajectory of our society I would be willing to look past if they made a Peanut Butter M&M that made you healthier

Dawn of Hell Fucker @frightshark.bsky.social · 2d

Heading over to Mister, does anyone need anything

Dawn of Hell Fucker @frightshark.bsky.social · 2d

They were spot on when they decided to call it Mr. Goodbar

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Dawn of Hell Fucker @frightshark.bsky.social · 2d

Jonathan Exwife

Dawn of Hell Fucker @frightshark.bsky.social · 3d

When I enter the battlefield I create two 0/1 Egg tokens

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nosé @lightblanket.bsky.social · 3d

Running out to catch the trash truck with a booger on my finger

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Dawn of Hell Fucker @frightshark.bsky.social · 3d

*trying to find a bathroom but I just suffered a significant blow to the head* any piss joints around here

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Dawn of Hell Fucker @frightshark.bsky.social · 3d

Infamous Billy Ray Cyrus tweet from 2015 that says "much to think about" with a picture of him looking troubled

Dawn of Hell Fucker @frightshark.bsky.social · 3d

Recite thrice the gamer's oath if you wish to enter these sacred grounds

Dawn of Hell Fucker @frightshark.bsky.social · 3d

THE UNTHINKABLE HAS OCCURRED: you only brought 10 extra pairs of underwear on your 3 day trip and you just shit yourself for the 11th time

Dawn of Hell Fucker @frightshark.bsky.social · 4d

Failing a quick time event on a work call resulting in me saying something racially insensitive unprompted

Dawn of Hell Fucker @frightshark.bsky.social · 4d

We are in the midst of what experts are referring to as a "Piper Day"

white and brown pitbull/boxer named Piper

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Dawn of Hell Fucker @frightshark.bsky.social · 5d

The Lost Tomb of Zendaya

Dawn of Hell Fucker @frightshark.bsky.social · 6d

What are we talkin about what are we mad about today. Oh please don't make me find another twitter site I was only able to bring like a twentieth of my following over here from twitter

Dawn of Hell Fucker @frightshark.bsky.social · 7d

I believe in second chances around here

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Dawn of Hell Fucker @frightshark.bsky.social · 7d

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Dawn of Hell Fucker @frightshark.bsky.social · 7d

I misread the title and thought they referred to you as "the big man"