You and the starm are always also welcome here for cookie chaos and holidays

If I wasn’t both diligently performing capitalism and making cookies I’d consider it myself

She is the sweetest weirdest best cat
Even when she’s in the middle of the walkway between living room and kitchen :)

I'd have cried. I'd have sat down on my kitchen floor in in my slippers and stupid little kitchen towel in my belt loop and SOBBED.

Why resist? They're ALL Funny.

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The # of "wrap the balls" "Come measure my balls" "Hey are these balls even" jokes are uncountable. We're not mature here.

Yeah, making roughly 25 batches of various cookie-like items. I don't fuck around with the holiday baking ;)

... por que no los dos
which I was gonna type in hebrew but lbr, god's kid is named jesus, he speaks spanish