Frito
fritokal.bsky.social
Frito
@fritokal.bsky.social
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Bad at profiles. She/her. Writer, baker, parent, queer
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Is it more or less of a food crime to pair my medical use of cannabis with brioche toast and flaky sea salt?
Please ignore the prop and costume bin he upended :)
First “big kid” scary costume for Halloween
My mother in law loves trotting that one out until I remind her it took three months for me to get my kidney stone exploded
This is gorgeous and I hated to destroy it to eat it
But it was delicious
I mean I guess we could compare that Minecraft scaffold tower you made to the Eiffel Tower but that’s a stretch
Perched like a little gargoyle
well I guess ima go see Rush next June.
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Joan Cusack as Emma Frost is inspired casting
emma frost as debbie
He wants a cooking show so bad
Also a great marinade, and it was perfectly cooked. Enough that the picky 11 year old DEVOURED.
My dad did not give a single flying fuck if people thought his or anyone else's hobbies were weird as long as they weren't hurting people.
What’s ONE green flag about your father?
I hire and train -a lot- of gen z kids
They are to a one the smartest hardest workers I know
They are also absolutely invested in helping others and self care and getting paid
These are compatible values -if you pay people-
My guys do on call, they do overtime happily because - we pay them-
And more plates of food
12th wedding anniversary
- went to a tapas place downtown- ate a lot of small plates of delicious food
Niche: Perkin-Elmer Plate Calibration
Broad: IT Guy Changed Password
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

rm -rf ~/
"The chancellor approved it"
I saw the other post with details and I just have SO Many questions I don't want the answers to.
What THE FUCK
what the FUCK WHAT the FUCK she has the same clothing style and haircut as my 74 year old mother.
so it's just absolutely fucking pouring here in San Diego, torrential rainstorms, just utter noah level rain.
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The one thing that I don't get with vampire art is the blood dribble. My guy, keep your mouth closed when you're eating.
Here, taste this - and a spoon/fork/piece of food in my face
What's something that isn't flirty but feels flirty to you? My brain has fully committed to 'calling people by their last name is a massive flirt move' even though I know this not to be the case.
More pic tomorrow when we scoop it but - buttered toast ice cream with (not see here) mead/honey ripple