@technophobia.bsky.social
they/them, 40something recovering gifted kid
San Diego’s Favorite Cryptid
(Tony Hawk)
(Tony Hawk)
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 7:29 PM
San Diego’s Favorite Cryptid
(Tony Hawk)
(Tony Hawk)
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Do you have a passport? Over half of Americans don't.
Do you have a birth certificate and photo ID with the same last name? Nearly 70 million married women don't.
If you answered no to both, you would not be able to vote under the SAVE Act. This is voter suppression, not protection.
Do you have a birth certificate and photo ID with the same last name? Nearly 70 million married women don't.
If you answered no to both, you would not be able to vote under the SAVE Act. This is voter suppression, not protection.
Rep. McGovern on the SAVE Act: "I have news for Republicans, Americans don't want to be saved by you, they don't want you screwing up the next elections... Republicans have looked to find fraud, and you know what they found? Someone is more likely to get struck by lightning than to vote illegally"
February 11, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Do you have a passport? Over half of Americans don't.
Do you have a birth certificate and photo ID with the same last name? Nearly 70 million married women don't.
If you answered no to both, you would not be able to vote under the SAVE Act. This is voter suppression, not protection.
Do you have a birth certificate and photo ID with the same last name? Nearly 70 million married women don't.
If you answered no to both, you would not be able to vote under the SAVE Act. This is voter suppression, not protection.
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Look, I don't know why Death's selection list has been fucked since Prince, but we're going to need an elite heist team of religious scholars, metaphysicists, occultists and a cat burglar and we're going to go fix this shit.
James Van Der Beek, the actor best known for playing the lead in hit 90s teen drama Dawson’s Creek, has died.
February 11, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Look, I don't know why Death's selection list has been fucked since Prince, but we're going to need an elite heist team of religious scholars, metaphysicists, occultists and a cat burglar and we're going to go fix this shit.
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Babe, wake up, new sarcastic but entirely worthwhile internet abbreviation just dropped
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Babe, wake up, new sarcastic but entirely worthwhile internet abbreviation just dropped
Doing my best to prove love with @fritokal.bsky.social 🫶
some VALENTINES DAY CARDS for the buckaroos. tag a bud who proves love
February 11, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Doing my best to prove love with @fritokal.bsky.social 🫶
Age verification? OG gray brick Gameboy
Age verification? I owned a Tamagotchi.
Age verification? My first anime was "Space Cruiser Yamato"
February 10, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Age verification? OG gray brick Gameboy
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CAKE - Sheep Go To Heaven (Official Audio)
YouTube video by CakeVEVO
www.youtube.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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If reading these letters doesn’t fill you with a deep and urgent need to burn these concentration camps to the ground after releasing their prisoners, you would’ve been on the wrong side in WWII.
1/ ProPublica collected handwritten letters in mid-January from children held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center, the same facility where 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was taken.
Hundreds of kids are still detained.
We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵
Hundreds of kids are still detained.
We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵
February 10, 2026 at 1:35 AM
If reading these letters doesn’t fill you with a deep and urgent need to burn these concentration camps to the ground after releasing their prisoners, you would’ve been on the wrong side in WWII.
Every accusation is a confession
NEW: Utah officials found thousands of potentially invalid and fraudulent signatures in the GOP’s petition to repeal the state’s voter-approved anti-gerrymandering law.
With the deadline looming and tens of thousands of signatures still needed, the repeal drive seems unlikely to be successful.
With the deadline looming and tens of thousands of signatures still needed, the repeal drive seems unlikely to be successful.
Utah GOP push to repeal anti-gerrymander law falters amid fraud allegations tied to firm backed by Trump Jr.
As a result of the growing controversy, the GOP ended its partnership with Patriot Grassroots.
www.democracydocket.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Every accusation is a confession
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Well, good thing we didn’t silo off a bunch of important game knowledge in individual discords instead of forums or wikis or gamefaqs for some reason
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month - all accounts set to "teen-appropriate experience" by default www.theverge.com/tech/875309/...
discord.com/press-releas...
discord.com/press-releas...
February 9, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Well, good thing we didn’t silo off a bunch of important game knowledge in individual discords instead of forums or wikis or gamefaqs for some reason
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I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
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the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style
MY KIDS: so why are there muppets in the AUDIENCE
ME: THE CONCEIT!! IS THAT THEY'RE PUTTING ON A VARIETY SHOW!!! IN A WORLD WHERE MUPPET AND HUMAN COEXIST!!! YOU ARE WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY!! FILMED!! IN REAL TIME!!!
ME: THE CONCEIT!! IS THAT THEY'RE PUTTING ON A VARIETY SHOW!!! IN A WORLD WHERE MUPPET AND HUMAN COEXIST!!! YOU ARE WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY!! FILMED!! IN REAL TIME!!!
February 8, 2026 at 6:22 AM
the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style
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Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"fuck you, Clippy"
"fuck you, Clippy"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"That's a bit of a grey area"
Bonus: "what the hell"
"That's a bit of a grey area"
Bonus: "what the hell"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"The answer is never No, but it may take a whole lot of work to get to Yes."
"The answer is never No, but it may take a whole lot of work to get to Yes."
February 7, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"fuck you, Clippy"
"fuck you, Clippy"
Cyclops of the X-Men Vs a fascist thug.
Felt like continuing this drawing before work today.
Felt like continuing this drawing before work today.
February 7, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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Big chungus the size of a small chungus
February 7, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Big chungus the size of a small chungus
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A perfect mom-and-pop affordable housing provider 🤗 story in 3 images
February 6, 2026 at 11:03 PM
A perfect mom-and-pop affordable housing provider 🤗 story in 3 images
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This is only funny when you know @technophobia.bsky.social is legit allergic to cinnamon
February 6, 2026 at 8:23 PM
This is only funny when you know @technophobia.bsky.social is legit allergic to cinnamon
From “please clap” to “please don’t boo”.
February 6, 2026 at 7:19 PM
From “please clap” to “please don’t boo”.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPON...
As usual, he is delightful and hilarious in equal measure.
That 'describe the rest of your life in five words', though. HOLY SHIT.
@alyankovic.bsky.social
As usual, he is delightful and hilarious in equal measure.
That 'describe the rest of your life in five words', though. HOLY SHIT.
@alyankovic.bsky.social
"Weird Al" Yankovic Takes The Colbert Questionert
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
www.youtube.com
February 6, 2026 at 5:10 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPON...
As usual, he is delightful and hilarious in equal measure.
That 'describe the rest of your life in five words', though. HOLY SHIT.
@alyankovic.bsky.social
As usual, he is delightful and hilarious in equal measure.
That 'describe the rest of your life in five words', though. HOLY SHIT.
@alyankovic.bsky.social
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Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him https://theonion.com/man-who-lost-everything-in-crypto-just-wishes-several-t-1848764551/
February 3, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him https://theonion.com/man-who-lost-everything-in-crypto-just-wishes-several-t-1848764551/
(Obligatory “Magneto Was Right”)
February 5, 2026 at 3:27 PM
(Obligatory “Magneto Was Right”)
SIR.
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 3:25 PM
SIR.
Guns out for my first exam of the spring term
February 5, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Guns out for my first exam of the spring term