@technophobia.bsky.social
they/them, 40something recovering gifted kid
For reference, we’re already halfway there
December 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
For reference, we’re already halfway there
Get on our level Costco
December 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Get on our level Costco
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December 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I almost put a plate into the cabinet next to the microwave instead of the microwave, so that's how my brain is going this morning.
December 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I almost put a plate into the cabinet next to the microwave instead of the microwave, so that's how my brain is going this morning.
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"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
I applied for ten jobs today. Reminds me of back when I was still playing WoW and unemployed, around Mists of Pandaria, and we framed my job search as daily quests - kill 10 mogu, etc.
December 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I applied for ten jobs today. Reminds me of back when I was still playing WoW and unemployed, around Mists of Pandaria, and we framed my job search as daily quests - kill 10 mogu, etc.
Scene: Casa de Typewriter y Cornchip. Stepkid has just sampled one of the blondies being made for cookie boxes.
SK: I'm gonna die.
K: You're not gonna die. I mean, maybe eventually...
SK: 100% of people who have eaten blondies die.
Me: You know what the leading cause of death is?
SK: I'm gonna die.
K: You're not gonna die. I mean, maybe eventually...
SK: 100% of people who have eaten blondies die.
Me: You know what the leading cause of death is?
December 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Scene: Casa de Typewriter y Cornchip. Stepkid has just sampled one of the blondies being made for cookie boxes.
SK: I'm gonna die.
K: You're not gonna die. I mean, maybe eventually...
SK: 100% of people who have eaten blondies die.
Me: You know what the leading cause of death is?
SK: I'm gonna die.
K: You're not gonna die. I mean, maybe eventually...
SK: 100% of people who have eaten blondies die.
Me: You know what the leading cause of death is?
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“… because that would require me to think and act like a human.”
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
“… because that would require me to think and act like a human.”
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To be a spoiled cat lying in the sunbeam with all my needs met would be the ideal day
December 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
To be a spoiled cat lying in the sunbeam with all my needs met would be the ideal day
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This is always funny to me
December 9, 2025 at 4:18 AM
This is always funny to me
I suppose I shouldn’t have expected anything else from Ea-Nasir
December 8, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I suppose I shouldn’t have expected anything else from Ea-Nasir
Another batch in to chill
December 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Another batch in to chill
I’m the worst
December 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I’m the worst
The cookie is stored in the balls
December 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The cookie is stored in the balls
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif
December 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif
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Tomorrow is annual too many goddamn cookies day
December 7, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Tomorrow is annual too many goddamn cookies day
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I don't think Netflix should get to eat anything else until it finishes all the prematurely cancelled shows on its plate
December 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I don't think Netflix should get to eat anything else until it finishes all the prematurely cancelled shows on its plate
Professor: Talking about 'pull' marketing, using the example of direct-to-customer prescription drug ads, mentions that it used to not be a thing in America.
Me, an intellectual:
Me, an intellectual:
December 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Professor: Talking about 'pull' marketing, using the example of direct-to-customer prescription drug ads, mentions that it used to not be a thing in America.
Me, an intellectual:
Me, an intellectual:
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I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
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Normalize the dismantling of intrusive, nonconsensual surveillance technologies
December 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Normalize the dismantling of intrusive, nonconsensual surveillance technologies
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Tapping the sign (@boocanan.bsky.social)
December 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Tapping the sign (@boocanan.bsky.social)
This motherfucker's entire reason for all this shit is he couldn't live with a black man getting the Nobel Peace Prize.
December 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
This motherfucker's entire reason for all this shit is he couldn't live with a black man getting the Nobel Peace Prize.
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More than anything else classism is that if you lose your company half a million you get fired, but if Zuck loses Meta 77 billion he gets paid $28 million.
Meritocracy doesn't fail due to DEI, if fails becaues we can't ever let a rich nimrod suffer consequences for any level of screwup.
Meritocracy doesn't fail due to DEI, if fails becaues we can't ever let a rich nimrod suffer consequences for any level of screwup.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
More than anything else classism is that if you lose your company half a million you get fired, but if Zuck loses Meta 77 billion he gets paid $28 million.
Meritocracy doesn't fail due to DEI, if fails becaues we can't ever let a rich nimrod suffer consequences for any level of screwup.
Meritocracy doesn't fail due to DEI, if fails becaues we can't ever let a rich nimrod suffer consequences for any level of screwup.
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