Next door in Silicon Valley
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Always thinking about parking
Always thinking about parking
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This is how San Francisco and Silicon Valley's Economy actually works:
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World historical fuck up
We wasted a decade of practically free interest rates to allow lots of housing to be built. Just awful.
December 7, 2025 at 5:07 AM
World historical fuck up
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Housing is good and we should build more of it in the places people want to live.
One of the biggest drivers of high housing costs is that a small, highly motivated group of incumbent homeowners block new housing in their neighborhoods and almost no one is organized to push back.
Young people bear the brunt of that imbalance.
Be a housing fan.
Young people bear the brunt of that imbalance.
Be a housing fan.
December 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Housing is good and we should build more of it in the places people want to live.
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The "doom loop" narrative has apparently been retired and replaced with... "parking chaos"
December 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The "doom loop" narrative has apparently been retired and replaced with... "parking chaos"
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My favorite part of this is the guy who says he would support it if it were 8 stories. No, he would not. I’ve seen this play before. That has literally been the playbook for decades. Stop genuflecting to people who don’t want housing built
December 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
My favorite part of this is the guy who says he would support it if it were 8 stories. No, he would not. I’ve seen this play before. That has literally been the playbook for decades. Stop genuflecting to people who don’t want housing built
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She voted for hepatitis?
December 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
She voted for hepatitis?
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Dr. Bill Cassidy’s legacy as a hepatologist, will be that he brought about more liver disease. Put that in his obit.
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Dr. Bill Cassidy’s legacy as a hepatologist, will be that he brought about more liver disease. Put that in his obit.
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Unlike most vaccine-preventable diseases, hepatitis B is asymptomatic and spreads silently until infected people develop liver cancer or cirrhosis in their midlife. It’s one of the cancers with the highest mortality in the U.S with a 6 month life expectancy.
www.latimes.com/california/s...
www.latimes.com/california/s...
CDC committee drops hep B vaccine for all newborns over objections from health officials
A CDC advisory panel voted Friday to stop recommending the hepatitis B vaccine for all newborns, potentially putting the preventative measure out of reach for millions of poor families.
www.latimes.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Unlike most vaccine-preventable diseases, hepatitis B is asymptomatic and spreads silently until infected people develop liver cancer or cirrhosis in their midlife. It’s one of the cancers with the highest mortality in the U.S with a 6 month life expectancy.
www.latimes.com/california/s...
www.latimes.com/california/s...
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People don’t like neighborhood change.
“Save the smokestack” lmao look at that fake petition rendering of what the area actually looks like
NIMBYism for polluting infrastructure Fairfield County is incredible
NIMBYism for polluting infrastructure Fairfield County is incredible
December 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
People don’t like neighborhood change.
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MacKenzie Scott: *donates $50M every 10 hours°
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
December 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
MacKenzie Scott: *donates $50M every 10 hours°
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
THANKS CHESA
December 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
THANKS CHESA
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So this is a new one for me...
December 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
So this is a new one for me...
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I can see the interview now:
Dr. Quantum Max: “Here’s my proposed curriculu…“
Very Wealthy Parent: “SAT!! AP!! NO WOKE!! NO WOKE!!”
Dr. Quantum Max: “Here’s my proposed curriculu…“
Very Wealthy Parent: “SAT!! AP!! NO WOKE!! NO WOKE!!”
December 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I can see the interview now:
Dr. Quantum Max: “Here’s my proposed curriculu…“
Very Wealthy Parent: “SAT!! AP!! NO WOKE!! NO WOKE!!”
Dr. Quantum Max: “Here’s my proposed curriculu…“
Very Wealthy Parent: “SAT!! AP!! NO WOKE!! NO WOKE!!”
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This is an excellent read. The more you know. #Science 🧪
“… we were advancing toward elimination of hepatitis B in the United States,” says Ward “I am deeply concerned that if the ACIP rescinds this policy, they’re going to contribute to the spread of hepatitis B rather than its elimination.”
“… we were advancing toward elimination of hepatitis B in the United States,” says Ward “I am deeply concerned that if the ACIP rescinds this policy, they’re going to contribute to the spread of hepatitis B rather than its elimination.”
Hepatitis B vaccine guidance set to be rolled back for US babies: what the science says
A panel of US vaccine advisers voted to rescind a recommendation that all newborns should receive a hepatitis B vaccine at birth.
www.nature.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:29 PM
This is an excellent read. The more you know. #Science 🧪
“… we were advancing toward elimination of hepatitis B in the United States,” says Ward “I am deeply concerned that if the ACIP rescinds this policy, they’re going to contribute to the spread of hepatitis B rather than its elimination.”
“… we were advancing toward elimination of hepatitis B in the United States,” says Ward “I am deeply concerned that if the ACIP rescinds this policy, they’re going to contribute to the spread of hepatitis B rather than its elimination.”
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Read this: www.wgbh.org/news/local/2...
December 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Read this: www.wgbh.org/news/local/2...
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HAVING A CAR IS SO EXPENSIVE THESE DAYS AND IDIOT VIRTUE SIGNALLING CITIES CONTROLLED BY THE BIKE MAFIA WANT YOU TO SPEND EVEN MORE ON REPAIRS!!!
Despite the anger, San Francisco’s new piece of street infrastructure decreased injury collisions and dropped average speeds at that location to 11 miles per hour.
S.F. installed an experimental street design called a ‘neckdown.’ Drivers hated it
Despite the anger, San Francisco’s new piece of street infrastructure decreased injury collisions and dropped average speeds at that location to 11 miles per hour.
bit.ly
December 5, 2025 at 5:52 AM
HAVING A CAR IS SO EXPENSIVE THESE DAYS AND IDIOT VIRTUE SIGNALLING CITIES CONTROLLED BY THE BIKE MAFIA WANT YOU TO SPEND EVEN MORE ON REPAIRS!!!
Jfc this job posting for an in-home teacher.
Candidate must have a STEM Masters or phD, must have a plan for the kid to score 99th percentile on the SAT.
But not allowed to teach the kid about… homelessness
Candidate must have a STEM Masters or phD, must have a plan for the kid to score 99th percentile on the SAT.
But not allowed to teach the kid about… homelessness
December 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Jfc this job posting for an in-home teacher.
Candidate must have a STEM Masters or phD, must have a plan for the kid to score 99th percentile on the SAT.
But not allowed to teach the kid about… homelessness
Candidate must have a STEM Masters or phD, must have a plan for the kid to score 99th percentile on the SAT.
But not allowed to teach the kid about… homelessness
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Beware of people in Atherton/Palo Alto who say you should homeschool your kids but then have the means to hire people like this. Also, every line is better than the last one.
jobboard.estatejobs.com/job/6skyzd/t...
jobboard.estatejobs.com/job/6skyzd/t...
Traveling STEM Teacher - Homeschool - Atherton, CA
TRAVELING STEM TEACHER (Advanced Math, Physics, Biology Chemistry) Position Title: Traveling STEM Teacher (Advanced Math, Physics, Biology Chemistry)Base Location: California (with extended travel thr...
jobboard.estatejobs.com
December 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Beware of people in Atherton/Palo Alto who say you should homeschool your kids but then have the means to hire people like this. Also, every line is better than the last one.
jobboard.estatejobs.com/job/6skyzd/t...
jobboard.estatejobs.com/job/6skyzd/t...
Cupertino spent the last billion years fighting the Vallco replacement project. And now because of interest rates, tariffs, and all the other macro stuff the affordable housing part doesn’t pencil out.
This is going to be great NIMBY copypasta material forever
sanjosespotlight.com/cupertino-va...
This is going to be great NIMBY copypasta material forever
sanjosespotlight.com/cupertino-va...
December 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Cupertino spent the last billion years fighting the Vallco replacement project. And now because of interest rates, tariffs, and all the other macro stuff the affordable housing part doesn’t pencil out.
This is going to be great NIMBY copypasta material forever
sanjosespotlight.com/cupertino-va...
This is going to be great NIMBY copypasta material forever
sanjosespotlight.com/cupertino-va...
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I propose a solution to our ongoing RAM shortage:
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I propose a solution to our ongoing RAM shortage:
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Everything so stupid, also the worst person in the Nuzzi scandal got to keep his cabinet appointment
December 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Everything so stupid, also the worst person in the Nuzzi scandal got to keep his cabinet appointment
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this fills me with so much shame and embarrassment
North Korea speedrun
North Korea speedrun
December 6, 2025 at 5:33 AM
this fills me with so much shame and embarrassment
North Korea speedrun
North Korea speedrun
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Looking for a Christmas gift your kid? Why not buy this house in Palo Alto with “endless opportinity”!
it has a FAR of 2,745 sqft! After you buy the house ($3M) and build a new one (2745x$750) you’ll have a wonderful gift! $5M is just a few shares of NVDA anyway!
Open this weekend!
it has a FAR of 2,745 sqft! After you buy the house ($3M) and build a new one (2745x$750) you’ll have a wonderful gift! $5M is just a few shares of NVDA anyway!
Open this weekend!
December 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Looking for a Christmas gift your kid? Why not buy this house in Palo Alto with “endless opportinity”!
it has a FAR of 2,745 sqft! After you buy the house ($3M) and build a new one (2745x$750) you’ll have a wonderful gift! $5M is just a few shares of NVDA anyway!
Open this weekend!
it has a FAR of 2,745 sqft! After you buy the house ($3M) and build a new one (2745x$750) you’ll have a wonderful gift! $5M is just a few shares of NVDA anyway!
Open this weekend!
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Wow. Tracy Beth Høeg, the FDA's new acting director of the Center for Drug Evaluation and Research (CDER) just put this slide up during her presentation to ACIP.
We have left reality.
We have left reality.
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Wow. Tracy Beth Høeg, the FDA's new acting director of the Center for Drug Evaluation and Research (CDER) just put this slide up during her presentation to ACIP.
We have left reality.
We have left reality.