SCORPION 2: OK
*they go into the river*
SCORPION: Hang on, we're sinking
SCORPION 2: Yeah, I can't swim, I'm a scorpion
SCORPION: omg you know what this is
BOTH: This is a woke globalist frog conspiracy
*they sting each other*
SCORPION 2: OK
*they go into the river*
SCORPION: Hang on, we're sinking
SCORPION 2: Yeah, I can't swim, I'm a scorpion
SCORPION: omg you know what this is
BOTH: This is a woke globalist frog conspiracy
*they sting each other*