Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy
@frogsoblivious.bsky.social
Dad, husband, juggler, gamer (but not the terrible kind), music enjoyer, sometimes funny man. I'll post about all the niche subjects no one cares about, I know I'm so brave! He/him
Christianity has ruined ALL THE COOL THINGS!
December 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Christianity has ruined ALL THE COOL THINGS!
This thread is the funniest and cutest thing. Im so happy it's still going
December 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
This thread is the funniest and cutest thing. Im so happy it's still going
OMFG!! BOOOOO TO ALL OF YOU!!!!!
(Jk you all are wonderful and im just upset I got got so darn good)
(Jk you all are wonderful and im just upset I got got so darn good)
December 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
OMFG!! BOOOOO TO ALL OF YOU!!!!!
(Jk you all are wonderful and im just upset I got got so darn good)
(Jk you all are wonderful and im just upset I got got so darn good)
My one hope is that she is put into the primary pool again, and gets trounced so we can have a BETTER candidate (so get out of here Newsome and Buttigieg, and give me anyone even close to Bernie Sanders...that's how desperate I am)
December 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
My one hope is that she is put into the primary pool again, and gets trounced so we can have a BETTER candidate (so get out of here Newsome and Buttigieg, and give me anyone even close to Bernie Sanders...that's how desperate I am)
Also, peerless execution is also a Charlie Kirk pun
December 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Also, peerless execution is also a Charlie Kirk pun
Welp. Now it's stuck in my head. Lmao!
December 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Welp. Now it's stuck in my head. Lmao!
I love being part of your steam curator page because im like "damn....these are all on my wishlist and im gonna have to play them soon...that's gonna be a drain on my wallet." Lmao
December 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I love being part of your steam curator page because im like "damn....these are all on my wishlist and im gonna have to play them soon...that's gonna be a drain on my wallet." Lmao
THIRD DINNER THIRD DINNER!! DO IT, YOU DESERVE IT!! I WOULD ALSO SO THE SAME THING TO NEILLY SO IT ISNT FAVORITISM!! LMAO!!
I should have stopped yelling. They are sleeping. My b
I should have stopped yelling. They are sleeping. My b
December 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
THIRD DINNER THIRD DINNER!! DO IT, YOU DESERVE IT!! I WOULD ALSO SO THE SAME THING TO NEILLY SO IT ISNT FAVORITISM!! LMAO!!
I should have stopped yelling. They are sleeping. My b
I should have stopped yelling. They are sleeping. My b
RECRUITMENT! They're trying to get up to org XXVI by the end of the year
December 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
RECRUITMENT! They're trying to get up to org XXVI by the end of the year
Native ohioan, it feels like a tractor too. No explanation needed i feel
December 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Native ohioan, it feels like a tractor too. No explanation needed i feel
Great minds know Elon is evil and only cares about himself! Lol
December 11, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Great minds know Elon is evil and only cares about himself! Lol
Ya know i do think it's funny that his "im such a good dad" shtick didnt even last long enough to make it seem plausible like he actually cared and didnt just want a human shield to make crazy people think twice about taking aim at him
December 11, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Ya know i do think it's funny that his "im such a good dad" shtick didnt even last long enough to make it seem plausible like he actually cared and didnt just want a human shield to make crazy people think twice about taking aim at him
Honestly impressive given the stiff competition from the rest of the field
December 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Honestly impressive given the stiff competition from the rest of the field
Watch the big reveal being a text based MUDD or something. That would honestly be the funniest thing
December 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Watch the big reveal being a text based MUDD or something. That would honestly be the funniest thing
The clarity with which i heard his voice saying this is absurd
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
The clarity with which i heard his voice saying this is absurd
Absofruitely! Like, I give myself a little bit of hating as a treat sometimes, but never directed towards anyone else. I just dont get how being confrontational contrary is a fun thing to do for people.
December 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Absofruitely! Like, I give myself a little bit of hating as a treat sometimes, but never directed towards anyone else. I just dont get how being confrontational contrary is a fun thing to do for people.
Or* never learned. Lol. I never learned how to edit a first draft
December 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Or* never learned. Lol. I never learned how to edit a first draft