Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy
@frogsoblivious.bsky.social
Dad, husband, juggler, gamer (but not the terrible kind), music enjoyer, sometimes funny man. I'll post about all the niche subjects no one cares about, I know I'm so brave! He/him
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Breath of the Wild is the ultimate power fantasy.
I can own a fully furnished, well situated house in a nice neighborhood with all the sweet weapons my friends gave me. Paid for by the blood of my fallen enemies.
The American dream
I can own a fully furnished, well situated house in a nice neighborhood with all the sweet weapons my friends gave me. Paid for by the blood of my fallen enemies.
The American dream
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Hey you! Stop playing Fortnite!
December 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Hey you! Stop playing Fortnite!
I never did a transfer of follows from Twitter when I migrated, so I didnt realize I wasnt following @parkermolloy.com which was sad, but the way I found out was an amazing "fulnecky" pun in reference to Charlie Kirk on the A Bit Fruity podcast which was...perfection. Utterly peerless in execution
December 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I never did a transfer of follows from Twitter when I migrated, so I didnt realize I wasnt following @parkermolloy.com which was sad, but the way I found out was an amazing "fulnecky" pun in reference to Charlie Kirk on the A Bit Fruity podcast which was...perfection. Utterly peerless in execution
Not even taking a free game from two evil corporations and one evil woman is gonna make me touch a game I would have LOVED to play a decade ago
I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks
December 15, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Not even taking a free game from two evil corporations and one evil woman is gonna make me touch a game I would have LOVED to play a decade ago
I didn't have a chance to take a Pic of it, but the hotel Emily and I are staying in for parental vacation had a Cafe with an EXTREMELY yassified Frida Kahlo with only the smallest bridge of unibrow and I'm nowhere close to her main audience but I was offended for her
December 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I didn't have a chance to take a Pic of it, but the hotel Emily and I are staying in for parental vacation had a Cafe with an EXTREMELY yassified Frida Kahlo with only the smallest bridge of unibrow and I'm nowhere close to her main audience but I was offended for her
The way im gonna devour a top down shooter with pixel graphics and a 90s era aesthetic. Call it a chocolate cake and me...well...me cuz imma eat that shit up!!!
I didn't have $520,000 for a #GameAwards Trailer so I'm posting my pixel retro action Game that mixes Zombies ate my neighbors with HipHop culture!
Wishlist now and play the demo
store.steampowered.com/app/3047820/...
Wishlist now and play the demo
store.steampowered.com/app/3047820/...
December 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The way im gonna devour a top down shooter with pixel graphics and a 90s era aesthetic. Call it a chocolate cake and me...well...me cuz imma eat that shit up!!!
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LOUISE: Holy moley, Dad, what reeks?
BOB: Toranaga-sama gave me a pheasant.
LINDA: Li’l stinky there, Bobby.
BOB: Lin, this is a Riverbrook Lake Farms heritage pheasant. You have to dry age it.
TINA: It doesn’t LOOK dry. Did you accidentally wet-age it?
GENE: I’ve been at a wet age my whole life!!
BOB: Toranaga-sama gave me a pheasant.
LINDA: Li’l stinky there, Bobby.
BOB: Lin, this is a Riverbrook Lake Farms heritage pheasant. You have to dry age it.
TINA: It doesn’t LOOK dry. Did you accidentally wet-age it?
GENE: I’ve been at a wet age my whole life!!
March 27, 2024 at 8:45 PM
LOUISE: Holy moley, Dad, what reeks?
BOB: Toranaga-sama gave me a pheasant.
LINDA: Li’l stinky there, Bobby.
BOB: Lin, this is a Riverbrook Lake Farms heritage pheasant. You have to dry age it.
TINA: It doesn’t LOOK dry. Did you accidentally wet-age it?
GENE: I’ve been at a wet age my whole life!!
BOB: Toranaga-sama gave me a pheasant.
LINDA: Li’l stinky there, Bobby.
BOB: Lin, this is a Riverbrook Lake Farms heritage pheasant. You have to dry age it.
TINA: It doesn’t LOOK dry. Did you accidentally wet-age it?
GENE: I’ve been at a wet age my whole life!!
I feel like the chairs outside of fitting rooms are the department store version of a cuck chair and I have no words to explain why.
Does this scan? Are those the vibes anyone else gets?
Does this scan? Are those the vibes anyone else gets?
December 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I feel like the chairs outside of fitting rooms are the department store version of a cuck chair and I have no words to explain why.
Does this scan? Are those the vibes anyone else gets?
Does this scan? Are those the vibes anyone else gets?
I haven't touched 3 houses since I finished my final route, but does the switch 2 make the game perform/look better?
I haven't had ANY desire to play it since then but watched a video with some sort of gameplay mod that made it look smoother and it made me kinda want to revisit it for the first time
I haven't had ANY desire to play it since then but watched a video with some sort of gameplay mod that made it look smoother and it made me kinda want to revisit it for the first time
December 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I haven't touched 3 houses since I finished my final route, but does the switch 2 make the game perform/look better?
I haven't had ANY desire to play it since then but watched a video with some sort of gameplay mod that made it look smoother and it made me kinda want to revisit it for the first time
I haven't had ANY desire to play it since then but watched a video with some sort of gameplay mod that made it look smoother and it made me kinda want to revisit it for the first time
Literally reported someone saying "if it's brown, it should be in the ground" on a post on Facebook about the Palestinian genocide. That is not enough to be considered hate speech. I am aghast by the modern world
December 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Literally reported someone saying "if it's brown, it should be in the ground" on a post on Facebook about the Palestinian genocide. That is not enough to be considered hate speech. I am aghast by the modern world
Watching the gdq run of adef's pick my main run. Having a name ring out for eevee and the announcer saying, "thanks demora avarice in the crowd, who ever you are!" is hilarious. You would instantly be able to pick her out of the crowd
December 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Watching the gdq run of adef's pick my main run. Having a name ring out for eevee and the announcer saying, "thanks demora avarice in the crowd, who ever you are!" is hilarious. You would instantly be able to pick her out of the crowd
Is it just me, or does Jim Carrey's Grinch serve cunt? I know Martha may serves cunt on a heaping platter, so they match each other's freak
November 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Is it just me, or does Jim Carrey's Grinch serve cunt? I know Martha may serves cunt on a heaping platter, so they match each other's freak
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Why we stopped politicians from calling these people fascists and nazis is absolutely beyond me. Genocidal ass language from a human formed piece of shit
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Why we stopped politicians from calling these people fascists and nazis is absolutely beyond me. Genocidal ass language from a human formed piece of shit
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Happy Thanksgiving, please rise for the national anthem
November 27, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, please rise for the national anthem
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I ran out of gas for my full zelda series playthrough after a while (just needed a switch up and other interesting things released), but i feel like im about to try and do the same thing for fire emblem now. God I love this series and I am so bad at it. Lol
November 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I ran out of gas for my full zelda series playthrough after a while (just needed a switch up and other interesting things released), but i feel like im about to try and do the same thing for fire emblem now. God I love this series and I am so bad at it. Lol
This may be the funniest I have ever been.
November 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
This may be the funniest I have ever been.
Fuck you for being SO ACCURATE! LMAO. This is honestly so funny
Zelda is doom for Sword Twinks
27 years ago today, The #LegendOfZelda: Ocarina of Time was launched in North America on the N64! And it's been landing on "Greatest Games Ever Made" lists ever since. Check out our 1998 review below!
Review: www.rpgfan.com/review/the-l...
Review: www.rpgfan.com/review/the-l...
November 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Fuck you for being SO ACCURATE! LMAO. This is honestly so funny
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The exquisite pain of having a hot take but not having anyone in your life to share it with because nobody you know falls in the Venn diagram overlap of your weirdo obsessions.
November 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The exquisite pain of having a hot take but not having anyone in your life to share it with because nobody you know falls in the Venn diagram overlap of your weirdo obsessions.
I just learned that Grey DeLisle, before voice acting, stripped. Which, get it girl because you are very attractive, but also imagine going to a club, getting a couple dances from someone attractive, watching ATLA many years later, a child's cartoon, hearing azula and getting the WEIRDEST erection
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I just learned that Grey DeLisle, before voice acting, stripped. Which, get it girl because you are very attractive, but also imagine going to a club, getting a couple dances from someone attractive, watching ATLA many years later, a child's cartoon, hearing azula and getting the WEIRDEST erection
Everytime I thought I reached the end of my journey, silksong just kept getting more massive. I still haven't unlocked act 3, and I just honestly dont know where else to go...which i am saying as a good thing, no game's massive world has left me so in awe for quite some time
November 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Everytime I thought I reached the end of my journey, silksong just kept getting more massive. I still haven't unlocked act 3, and I just honestly dont know where else to go...which i am saying as a good thing, no game's massive world has left me so in awe for quite some time
I saw someone a while back say, "not to use this site like a journal." And I say fuck that. I need to complain to no one for a tiny bit of catharsis. That being said:
I feel like fucking shit right now and I am not sure what it is that's causing it (fingers crossed* not covid)
I feel like fucking shit right now and I am not sure what it is that's causing it (fingers crossed* not covid)
November 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I saw someone a while back say, "not to use this site like a journal." And I say fuck that. I need to complain to no one for a tiny bit of catharsis. That being said:
I feel like fucking shit right now and I am not sure what it is that's causing it (fingers crossed* not covid)
I feel like fucking shit right now and I am not sure what it is that's causing it (fingers crossed* not covid)
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I want Ms. Rachel in charge of everything.
November 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I want Ms. Rachel in charge of everything.
This game was so fucking stupid, vapid, meaningless, mean spirited, and high key fucked up. I adore it
Tony Hawk's Underground 2 is a beautiful game depicting the human experience of living in the 2000s with the sensitivity it deserved.
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This game was so fucking stupid, vapid, meaningless, mean spirited, and high key fucked up. I adore it