I can't even find decent accounts to follow because the default timeline is just political slop. Social media truly is cooked. Are all social platforms just filled with mindless morons who aren't capable of having a conversation that doesn't involve politics?Or is that just the SEO meta?

The upside to having a fresh new account is that every 3 posts, you're reminded of a new political keyword to add to your muted words list...

Boomers will post the least funny thing you've ever seen in your life and every comment will be:

😂😂😂🤣😅😂🤣🤣😭😅😂

This app needs drafts feature

Who up skeeting while they on they porcelain throne?

I will say, I'm seeing a lot of fake sincerity on this app already and it's making my skin crawl. You people are not this nice. You're migrating from twitter. Stop pretending to be good people. We know what you are...

Y'all realize that the twitter stans migrating is like really really bad, right? They're one of the most toxic communities on the internet. They're going to make this app just as miserable as elon's hellscape. We should not be welcoming them with open arms. We should be barring the doors permanently

Excited to go back to making people mad because I tell them that Nutty Buddy’s are the best Little Debbie snack.

You'll give an avoidant attachment mf forehead kisses and ask what they want from the store and they'll just stare at you like this whilst planning their escape

This is ai generated, right?

Hello algorithm? I'd like hot goth girls and shitposts please. Heavy on the goth girls. Like 250lbs of muscle heavy. And don't skimp on goth femboys either. In fact, just turn my feed into a gooner's paradise.

Goth and petty. Absolute icons

I pull this out the oven on our first date.

You lettin me hit? Y/N?

Up late pondering my orb(scrolling through our DMs and wondering where I went wrong)

*trips over a rock and drops 204 tiny plastic ducks*

OH NO! MY LITTLE QUACKERS!