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I believe in Carly Rae Jepsen supremacy
I witch cackled seeing this online, Ryan Murphy you are dark sided!!! She’s not a christiaaaan!
February 16, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I witch cackled seeing this online, Ryan Murphy you are dark sided!!! She’s not a christiaaaan!
This is who wrote and directed Wuthering Heights? Well now I wanna see it
February 16, 2026 at 2:10 AM
This is who wrote and directed Wuthering Heights? Well now I wanna see it
Raymond, stop being rude to me 😭
February 12, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Raymond, stop being rude to me 😭
Every time I see a photo of Kelly Osbourne, I don’t recognize her lol. That wig (I hope it’s a wig) is crazy
February 3, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Every time I see a photo of Kelly Osbourne, I don’t recognize her lol. That wig (I hope it’s a wig) is crazy
It’s almost too bad that the royal family sent Andrew away to a quiet cottage life b/c I would looove to hear whatever insane public explanation he’d cook up for this one. Anyways, he should be in prison
January 31, 2026 at 4:54 AM
It’s almost too bad that the royal family sent Andrew away to a quiet cottage life b/c I would looove to hear whatever insane public explanation he’d cook up for this one. Anyways, he should be in prison
Incredibly different vibes here
January 29, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Incredibly different vibes here
Well that explains why we haven’t gotten a release date for Kim’s upcoming album. And good for Kesha, it’s honestly really big of her to weigh in on Kim’s behalf like that
January 21, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Well that explains why we haven’t gotten a release date for Kim’s upcoming album. And good for Kesha, it’s honestly really big of her to weigh in on Kim’s behalf like that
‘Thousands of counties’ meanwhile, most counties are just this
January 15, 2026 at 6:37 AM
‘Thousands of counties’ meanwhile, most counties are just this
FINE if the second season gets an original Carly Rae Jepsen song, I will watch the gay hockey show
January 7, 2026 at 12:47 AM
FINE if the second season gets an original Carly Rae Jepsen song, I will watch the gay hockey show
Cardi B was a fun judge! More so than that other lady 😁
January 4, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Cardi B was a fun judge! More so than that other lady 😁
Well Anita, they already violated international law so idk what remains for them to ‘respect’. Hope the trade deal Carney wants to cook up is worth the inability to have any values 🤷♂️
January 3, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Well Anita, they already violated international law so idk what remains for them to ‘respect’. Hope the trade deal Carney wants to cook up is worth the inability to have any values 🤷♂️
Fire Emblem 3 Fuck Ass Bobs
January 2, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Fire Emblem 3 Fuck Ass Bobs
Xania Monet? Sorry, this is the only Xania I know! Steam her hit single ‘A Woman Like Me’ now!
January 1, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Xania Monet? Sorry, this is the only Xania I know! Steam her hit single ‘A Woman Like Me’ now!
Politico of all websites handing Pete Buttigieg this body blow lmaooo
December 31, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Politico of all websites handing Pete Buttigieg this body blow lmaooo
As always, Obama’s year end music list has some tracks that are very funny to imagine him jamming to. But I’ll give it to him for the inspired Rosalia pick
December 19, 2025 at 6:22 AM
As always, Obama’s year end music list has some tracks that are very funny to imagine him jamming to. But I’ll give it to him for the inspired Rosalia pick
Breaking News: Danielle Smith shocked and appalled that the gayest sport takes a stand against her anti-trans bigotry lol
December 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Breaking News: Danielle Smith shocked and appalled that the gayest sport takes a stand against her anti-trans bigotry lol
Hello, RuPaul Christmas ornament. I have found you a family
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Hello, RuPaul Christmas ornament. I have found you a family
Margaret Atwood, the famed pornography advocate? Willing to bet Mr Rick Bell - our ‘favourite’ scribbler - isn’t familiar with her work. Also, Rick, stop writing about Canadian politics through an American lens. The ‘defund the police’ debate exists almost exclusively in American discourse
November 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Margaret Atwood, the famed pornography advocate? Willing to bet Mr Rick Bell - our ‘favourite’ scribbler - isn’t familiar with her work. Also, Rick, stop writing about Canadian politics through an American lens. The ‘defund the police’ debate exists almost exclusively in American discourse
Complaining about a refusal to speak in direct sentences, and following that up immediately with this word salad. 10/10, no notes, Rick Bell our favourite brain damaged columnist
November 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Complaining about a refusal to speak in direct sentences, and following that up immediately with this word salad. 10/10, no notes, Rick Bell our favourite brain damaged columnist
Rick, you already pad out your pieces
With the
Extra spaces.
You don’t need to repeat yourself in the first two sentences as well.
With the
Extra spaces.
You don’t need to repeat yourself in the first two sentences as well.
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Rick, you already pad out your pieces
With the
Extra spaces.
You don’t need to repeat yourself in the first two sentences as well.
With the
Extra spaces.
You don’t need to repeat yourself in the first two sentences as well.
I know Rick sweats when he sees an elementary school teacher with a red pen
November 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I know Rick sweats when he sees an elementary school teacher with a red pen
@calgaryherald.com I cannot believe you guys pay someone to write like this, oh my goooddddd. He formats like a recently literate person attempting shitty free verse poetry
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
@calgaryherald.com I cannot believe you guys pay someone to write like this, oh my goooddddd. He formats like a recently literate person attempting shitty free verse poetry
Since we’re all laughing at Joyce Carol Oates getting under Elon’s skin, here’s my other favourite post of hers
November 11, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Since we’re all laughing at Joyce Carol Oates getting under Elon’s skin, here’s my other favourite post of hers
