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I believe in Carly Rae Jepsen supremacy
I was worried we were gonna head in a ‘it’s cause they’re all gay lol’ direction, but this is an apt analysis
February 18, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I was worried we were gonna head in a ‘it’s cause they’re all gay lol’ direction, but this is an apt analysis
If windows gets any worse I will be forced to learn Linux. Please don’t make me do this, I’m a computer dumb dumb
February 17, 2026 at 10:12 PM
If windows gets any worse I will be forced to learn Linux. Please don’t make me do this, I’m a computer dumb dumb
Every poll in Alberta politics is like: ‘70% of Albertans believe the healthcare and education systems are on verge of collapse after being undermined by the UCP gov’ and ‘60% of Albertans say they’d murder their children before voting NDP’ ugh
February 17, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Every poll in Alberta politics is like: ‘70% of Albertans believe the healthcare and education systems are on verge of collapse after being undermined by the UCP gov’ and ‘60% of Albertans say they’d murder their children before voting NDP’ ugh
There are a lot more ‘evil’ figures in the whole Epstein saga, but Sarah Ferguson has to be one of the most pathetic.
February 17, 2026 at 12:58 AM
There are a lot more ‘evil’ figures in the whole Epstein saga, but Sarah Ferguson has to be one of the most pathetic.
I witch cackled seeing this online, Ryan Murphy you are dark sided!!! She’s not a christiaaaan!
February 16, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I witch cackled seeing this online, Ryan Murphy you are dark sided!!! She’s not a christiaaaan!
This is who wrote and directed Wuthering Heights? Well now I wanna see it
February 16, 2026 at 2:10 AM
This is who wrote and directed Wuthering Heights? Well now I wanna see it
I feel like Darlene Mitchell was robbed of that win. But several people did really well so 🤷♂️ And Juicy definitely won the lip sync, but she didn’t know the words lol
February 14, 2026 at 5:13 AM
I feel like Darlene Mitchell was robbed of that win. But several people did really well so 🤷♂️ And Juicy definitely won the lip sync, but she didn’t know the words lol
New Charli XCX soundtrack album so good I’m going to have to read the book
February 13, 2026 at 10:59 PM
New Charli XCX soundtrack album so good I’m going to have to read the book
I heard Rick Bell on a CBC panel where he spoke full, coherent sentences. I can only assume he possesses some sort of learning disability that prevents him from translating his thoughts into written form. So I apologize for my former derision of his subpar blabber
calgaryherald.com/opinion/colu...
calgaryherald.com/opinion/colu...
Bell: Danielle Smith doles out big dough, Alberta teachers still upset with her
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith, riding high in the polls, doles out millions for teachers and their classrooms but they are still miserable
calgaryherald.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:33 PM
I heard Rick Bell on a CBC panel where he spoke full, coherent sentences. I can only assume he possesses some sort of learning disability that prevents him from translating his thoughts into written form. So I apologize for my former derision of his subpar blabber
calgaryherald.com/opinion/colu...
calgaryherald.com/opinion/colu...
Raymond, stop being rude to me 😭
February 12, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Raymond, stop being rude to me 😭
Both federal and provincial conservatives in Alberta seem to think they will be able to keep the Alberta separatism movement under control while they weaponize it for partisan ends, and I have absolutely zero faith in their ability to do so
February 12, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Both federal and provincial conservatives in Alberta seem to think they will be able to keep the Alberta separatism movement under control while they weaponize it for partisan ends, and I have absolutely zero faith in their ability to do so
Again, I had no problem with the media covering Biden’s mental state b/c it was apparent to anyone with eyes. Trump is now giving statements about China banning hockey in Canada and you can’t get a newspaper to say ‘oh wow he’s delusional’
February 10, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Again, I had no problem with the media covering Biden’s mental state b/c it was apparent to anyone with eyes. Trump is now giving statements about China banning hockey in Canada and you can’t get a newspaper to say ‘oh wow he’s delusional’
Tagging every member of the Alberta Legislature lol. Kat Blaque makes the really good point - again - that the opposition to any trans affirming health care is mostly based in a desire to not have trans people openly exist in society, not that this care is harmful.
youtu.be/8xhb4VjLCkM?...
youtu.be/8xhb4VjLCkM?...
This Guy Doesn't Understand Puberty Blockers (neither do you)
YouTube video by Kat Blaque
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February 10, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Tagging every member of the Alberta Legislature lol. Kat Blaque makes the really good point - again - that the opposition to any trans affirming health care is mostly based in a desire to not have trans people openly exist in society, not that this care is harmful.
youtu.be/8xhb4VjLCkM?...
youtu.be/8xhb4VjLCkM?...
I absolutely love Darlene’s terror of a runway outfit and will not be told otherwise
February 7, 2026 at 6:13 AM
I absolutely love Darlene’s terror of a runway outfit and will not be told otherwise
A CRIME was committed against Mikki Meeks. Bottom 2?? Jail for everyone. At least Fem Frankenstein’s monster is a good outfit for a Toxic lip sync
February 7, 2026 at 6:12 AM
A CRIME was committed against Mikki Meeks. Bottom 2?? Jail for everyone. At least Fem Frankenstein’s monster is a good outfit for a Toxic lip sync
Athena getting the win this week is craaazy work ngl 💀💀💀
February 7, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Athena getting the win this week is craaazy work ngl 💀💀💀
It’s kinda crazy that the USA’s federal gov is awash with Epstein sycophants, and the political career seemingly in the most immediate danger from any Epstein file revelations is the British Prime Minister lol (not that I feel bad for Mr Starmer)
February 6, 2026 at 1:49 AM
It’s kinda crazy that the USA’s federal gov is awash with Epstein sycophants, and the political career seemingly in the most immediate danger from any Epstein file revelations is the British Prime Minister lol (not that I feel bad for Mr Starmer)
My animal crossing island has a strict ‘no jocks’ policy
February 5, 2026 at 10:16 PM
My animal crossing island has a strict ‘no jocks’ policy
Carly, love you so much, if Disco Darling is a vinyl only release and not on streaming I’m gonna kms
February 5, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Carly, love you so much, if Disco Darling is a vinyl only release and not on streaming I’m gonna kms
This is Doug Ford
February 5, 2026 at 12:26 AM
This is Doug Ford
Not how that works! Not how any of this works! This fuckwit constantly complains about the feds being in her ‘provincial jurisdiction’ but wants to appoint judges? Follow your own advice and stay in your own lane. If I type more the police are gonna show up at my house
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Alberta premier says province will withhold funding for judges without more input on selection | CBC News
Premier Danielle Smith says her government will withhold funding to support new judicial appointments in Alberta if the federal government doesn't give the province more input on who is picked.
www.cbc.ca
February 4, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Not how that works! Not how any of this works! This fuckwit constantly complains about the feds being in her ‘provincial jurisdiction’ but wants to appoint judges? Follow your own advice and stay in your own lane. If I type more the police are gonna show up at my house
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
The one appearance alternation it seems everyone that in the public eye gets that I flat out don’t understand is the white veneers. Refrigerator white. New snow at midday white, Cheshire Cat ‘I can see your teeth in the dark white’. I get fixing your teeth and making them pretty, but why so WHITE
February 4, 2026 at 4:03 AM
The one appearance alternation it seems everyone that in the public eye gets that I flat out don’t understand is the white veneers. Refrigerator white. New snow at midday white, Cheshire Cat ‘I can see your teeth in the dark white’. I get fixing your teeth and making them pretty, but why so WHITE
No b/c did she badly retouch this photo, or does she really look like that when smiling 😭😭😭
February 4, 2026 at 3:58 AM
No b/c did she badly retouch this photo, or does she really look like that when smiling 😭😭😭
Honestly I’m a big fan of the two disreputable Norwegian princesses as I believe the quickest way to remove a modern monarchy for its members to behave as badly as possible and wear out the public’s favour. And congrats ladies, you’re both doing maaaarvellously on that front
February 4, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Honestly I’m a big fan of the two disreputable Norwegian princesses as I believe the quickest way to remove a modern monarchy for its members to behave as badly as possible and wear out the public’s favour. And congrats ladies, you’re both doing maaaarvellously on that front
Every time I see a photo of Kelly Osbourne, I don’t recognize her lol. That wig (I hope it’s a wig) is crazy
February 3, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Every time I see a photo of Kelly Osbourne, I don’t recognize her lol. That wig (I hope it’s a wig) is crazy