Shawn "Fruan" Poulsen
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Shawn "Fruan" Poulsen
@fruan.bsky.social
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Useless lump somewhere in the vicinity of Christchurch, New Zealand.
Mastodon's premiere Magic: The Gathering shitposter (prove me wrong) - kind.social/@Fruan
January 9, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Inscrutable new replacement for the Drake meme just dropped:
December 31, 2025 at 12:47 AM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you.

Who's coming to save you?

... I might be in a little trouble here, but at least all the idiots who'll accidentally get me killed are hot?
December 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
December 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Battle station reconfigured into a Bus station- it’s starting to feel a lot like #DesertBus

#db2025 #DesertBusForHope
November 14, 2025 at 6:55 AM
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Uh, this doesn't seem right...
#MagicTheGathering
October 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
If you see this, quote post with your favorite Pokémon (wrong answers only.)
October 16, 2025 at 6:29 AM
It's honestly a cool and fun card, I promise!
October 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Me reading and re-reading the Planeswalker's Guide to Lorwyn Eclipsed to hold me over until January:
October 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
All these characters from other sources really ruin Magic for me.
October 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
mfw Hades 2 full release is less than a week away

#Hades2 #SupergiantGames #Seastar #Sickos
September 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
September 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Excuse me, I need to scryfall every previous MDFC and figure out what new shenanigans are allowed with moonmist.

(From magic.wizards.com/en/news/feat...)
August 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
My first 7 win draft for Edge of Eternities; All Fates Stalker is a ridiculously amazing card that provides you with way way too many lines of play to figure. I need to go lie down.
August 2, 2025 at 4:34 AM
August 1, 2025 at 6:40 AM
July 25, 2025 at 5:40 AM
July 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
July 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
July 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Oh shit. The qualifier is Standard?! That's a format that didn't exist until literally yesterday.
July 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
June 9, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Post a meme made by you
May 3, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Just had to confirm for myself that this is real, because it squarely hits the union of my three biggest annoyances in life: AI slop, the fall of western democracies into fascism, and being wrong about Magic: The Gathering.
April 23, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Uhhh...
April 15, 2025 at 5:50 AM