Shawn "Fruan" Poulsen
@fruan.bsky.social
170 followers 360 following 610 posts
He/Him/They Useless lump somewhere in the vicinity of Christchurch, New Zealand. Mastodon's premiere Magic: The Gathering shitposter (prove me wrong) - kind.social/@Fruan
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nomorerobots.io
Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:
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seananmcguire.bsky.social
We are one week closer to the release of OMENS OF CHAOS, and the glorious return of Magic the Gathering long-form fiction!
A book cover against a blue background reading COMING FEBRUARY 17, 2026. The book cover shows a blonde-haired human New Capenna shield mage in the robes of a first year Strixhaven mage-scholar, casting a domed shield around herself. The school is behind her. The text on the cover reads "STRIXHAVEN | OMENS OF CHAOS | SEANAN MCGUIRE | New York Times Bestselling Author."
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rickywlmsbong.bsky.social
you can’t even occupy an american city without getting laughed at anymore, because of croak
fruan.bsky.social
Me reading and re-reading the Planeswalker's Guide to Lorwyn Eclipsed to hold me over until January:
The Magic: The Gathering card "Sensation Gorger" from 2008's Morning Tide, part of the original Lorwyn block.

Art by Matt Cavotta shows a high angle looking down on a little green goblin with listening horns inserted into his ears, tiny sticks holding open his eye lids, a skunk draped over his nose, a frog in his mouth, and fish and eyes and I don't know what plastered over his body. This little guy wants to experience EVERYTHING.
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fruan.bsky.social
So, my layman takeaway is the difference between the leaderships of the Mastodon and Bluesky projects is that Mastodon's doesn't understand what tools people want to prevent harassment, and Bluesky's understands exactly how to wield them to make sure that people get harassed.
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magicstorytime.bsky.social
I’m working on finalizing a new fishy shared library variant I call Red Hot Seizoned Fish, but it is probably just easier to call it “Red Herring.” It feels very “red” the way Dandan feels very “blue.”
fruan.bsky.social
During the day Dracula might not be able to turn into a bat or a wolf or mist anymore, but he still has the most overpowered superpower of all: being a rich aristocrat.
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tappytoeclaws.bsky.social
No ethical consumption under capitalism and all BUT I promise you'd be happier and make an actual material difference for someone if every time you wanted to buy another labubu/fast fashion item/pack of magic cards you just comm'd art from an small/indie/hobbyist artist.

Promise.
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twoscooters.bsky.social
“I’m mad because people won’t leave me alone about my stupid decisions” well yeah, that’s what happens when you sign up to be the Decision Maker
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rememberingmachine.bsky.social
Thinking about the @lindsayellis.bsky.social video where she noted how white nationalists co-opted American history X and all these other “strong” critiques but can’t handle “Springtime for Hitler” because of how ridiculous it makes them look
espiers.bsky.social
I’m telling you: ridicule works. These guys are supposed to intimidate the citizenry and it’s very hard to do that when a guy in a frog suit is just staring you down and daring you to do something that makes it look like you’re afraid of a cartoon
dansinker.com
Portland never stops being Portland.
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brunodias.bsky.social
It's really funny (read: annoying) people being like "federation amirite" at my posts about Bluesky's centralization woes because like. 1. atproto is not 'federated' at all, it has a different structural model altogether 2. activitypub federation did, as a technical matter, work
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amytheamazonian.bsky.social
I will not be playing in the Brawl Metagame Challenge. I do not support them running this event.

If you do not regularly play competitive Brawl, this event is not for you. It is designed to take resources from less experienced players.
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rmi.bsky.social
my pro tip for a better bluesky experience:

1. find someone, ideally a woman or more fashionable gender identity, who is smart and well-informed

2. block the weird reply guys in their mentions saying patronising shit they wouldn’t dare to say to you

3. wait six months for this to pay off
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james.loadingreadyrun.com
*clears throat*
*clicks on megaphone*

FUCK. GEN AI.

FUCK GEN AI RIGHT INTO THE SUN.
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loadingreadyrun.com
Did you know roughly once a month we produce an entire live comedy show on our Twitch DOT TV channel called LoadingReadyLIVE?

We do all sorts of fun stuff!
Trivia, Improv, Dexterity based challenges.

And lucky for you all that’s happening right meow!!
www.twitch.tv/loadingready...
A photo of Kathleen, Matt, Ian, Graham, Serge, Cameron, and Ben on the LoadingReadyLIVE set.
fruan.bsky.social
Gotta love it when you get to do the big krenks.
fruan.bsky.social
Yeah, MTGO is a piece of early 2000s software held together with toothpicks and bubble gum, while Arena is a modern 2020s piece of software held together with toothpicks and bubble gum. They look very different visually.
fruan.bsky.social
Because one is the way MTGO renders cards and the other is the way Arena does it.
fruan.bsky.social
All these characters from other sources really ruin Magic for me.
The Magic: The Gathering card "Aladdin" from Arabian Nights, Magic's very first expansion way back in 1993

Art by Julie Baroh shows a young man smiling while looking down at the old fashioned style oil lamp he holds.
fruan.bsky.social
From context I assume it's meant to be 'hypnotize', but that would make the portmanteau 'dicknotize' instead so I can't possible be correct.
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