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Rob Isaac
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I like the party favours but I hate the party people.
probably Jim Robinson from Neighbours, but Madeleine Sami is funnier and a better actor
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?

I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 11:11 AM
my crush-preserving take is that ewen macgregor was so stoked to fulfil a boyhood dream of being in star wars he didn’t even care that it was shite
February 12, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Hey, if you’re in NZ right now it’d be a pretty good idea to stop what you’re doing and go get a drink of water. If you’re weirdly grumpy or you have a headache, put a pinch of salt in it.
February 12, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I can’t help but feel like the outrage over Seamus Colleton’s treatment has a tiny bit of “… but then they took a WHITE PERSON, and that was going TOO FAR!”
February 11, 2026 at 11:06 PM
are the mexican drug cartel drones in the room with us right now
February 11, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 5:29 AM
bye discord
February 9, 2026 at 11:57 PM
The reason these idiots want to import natural gas is because we’ve kept the supply shortfall a secret and no one wants to go into an election year telling middle NZ their shitty Warehouse barbecue isn’t going to work any more.
February 9, 2026 at 7:48 AM
ah yes, the sportsball fans, famously oppressed in NZ society
February 9, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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stranger: what do you do for work?
me, shamefully: computer
February 6, 2026 at 10:10 PM
(meeting death in symphony of the night)

<Death> alucard, sup bro, missed you at the bbq, anyway, gonna steal all your shit now, laterz
February 6, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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hallo, I am hiring again! - SF Digital Services is looking for a new Engineering Director careers.sf.gov/role/?id=374...

This reports directly to me, & I’m looking for a practical & flexible technical expert with excellent communication & coaching skills, who is excited to do both. More below...
Engineering Director - Digital Services (0932)
The Office of the City Administrator and its 25+ divisions and departments operate core internal and public-facing services in San Francisco.   The Office of the City Administrator’s Mission and Visio...
careers.sf.gov
February 4, 2026 at 4:31 PM
what is it with american nazis having faces too small for their heads
February 6, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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Waitangi 2026. A government of Atlas Network slogans confronts a complex nation unwilling to be neoliberal roadkill. Toitū te Tiriti Toitū te Taiao
February 5, 2026 at 8:48 PM
US friends: ebay has started doing this thing where you win an auction and within a few minutes they bill your default payment method and ship whatever you won to your default address, which can be tricky when you live on the other side of the world. Is there any way to turn that off?
February 5, 2026 at 9:32 AM
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bizarre little men
February 5, 2026 at 7:44 AM
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I could slam my thumbs on this stupid phone for 100 years trying to be funny and I’d never come up with something so perfect
January 28, 2026 at 4:03 AM
the passphrase to enter the secret clubhouse is “who are the slut gnomes of false berlin”
February 5, 2026 at 7:42 AM
On the last day of the last war, after I have fired my last bullet, I will spit my dying words onto the boots of our oppressors:

“tom … holland … lipsync … battle …”
February 5, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Shane Jones is also the minister responsible for giving $30m to a fusion power scam via a “regional infrastructure” fund. If we ever need a Minister of Quantum Computing, or a Minister of Nigerian Royalty Financial Transfer Management, he’s definitely the right guy.
February 5, 2026 at 5:04 AM
The Weird Internet Dude Factor (WIDF) is a measure of how rapidly any thread discussing Tesla cars burning their owners to death will shift towards victim-blaming.
February 5, 2026 at 3:50 AM
bye aronofsky
February 3, 2026 at 5:57 AM
BABA IS YOU
WALL IS STOP
ROCK IS PUSH
February 3, 2026 at 1:00 AM
happy ukraine bagged another buratino day to all those who celebrate
February 2, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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I don’t watch The Pitt because it’s stressful (it’s not). I watch it because it’s competency porn.
February 2, 2026 at 5:06 AM