juniper
@fruity-medley.bsky.social
cause of death: reduced to shitposting
idea: *controversial*
trauman’t.
trauman’t.
November 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
idea: *controversial*
trauman’t.
trauman’t.
you’re infringing on my constitutional right to cut my penis off
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
you’re infringing on my constitutional right to cut my penis off
not to eschew responsibility or anything, but like, when is it their fault?
November 19, 2025 at 1:16 PM
not to eschew responsibility or anything, but like, when is it their fault?
sisyphusian task: trying to accomplish anything
November 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
sisyphusian task: trying to accomplish anything
bites you in a rabies-inducing manner
November 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
bites you in a rabies-inducing manner
*barks into the void*
November 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
*barks into the void*
i’m so happy to share my 5-step plan for how to be happy
1. pet yourself until you cum a bunch
2.
3.
4.
5.
share if this helps!
1. pet yourself until you cum a bunch
2.
3.
4.
5.
share if this helps!
November 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
i’m so happy to share my 5-step plan for how to be happy
1. pet yourself until you cum a bunch
2.
3.
4.
5.
share if this helps!
1. pet yourself until you cum a bunch
2.
3.
4.
5.
share if this helps!
me, 12, diagnosable: wow i just really like owl city
November 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
me, 12, diagnosable: wow i just really like owl city
all done getting ready for the day! now it’s time to g o b a c k t o b e d .
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
all done getting ready for the day! now it’s time to g o b a c k t o b e d .
*surprised lieutenant voice*
sir, you said that crab ran a what!?
sir, you said that crab ran a what!?
November 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
*surprised lieutenant voice*
sir, you said that crab ran a what!?
sir, you said that crab ran a what!?
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On the National Mall this morning, a new satirical statue is up celebrating Jeffrey Epstein and Trump's "friendship" in honor of National Friendship Month.
September 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
On the National Mall this morning, a new satirical statue is up celebrating Jeffrey Epstein and Trump's "friendship" in honor of National Friendship Month.
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antifascism is good actually
September 18, 2025 at 4:34 AM
antifascism is good actually
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Trans rights are human rights.
September 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Trans rights are human rights.
Boyfriend Cuddles #0
August 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Boyfriend Cuddles #0
“the so-called, ‘woag left,’”
August 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
“the so-called, ‘woag left,’”
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wearing my "don't talk to me until I've had my morning Twink" shirt and my first four patrons are all bears who, one by one, read the shirt and burst out laughing
August 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
wearing my "don't talk to me until I've had my morning Twink" shirt and my first four patrons are all bears who, one by one, read the shirt and burst out laughing
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If I see a job listed with no salary I submit a selfie instead of a resume. If I have to guess then so do they
July 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
If I see a job listed with no salary I submit a selfie instead of a resume. If I have to guess then so do they
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I’ve come to realize that the entire MAHA movement is just grown ass adults tricking themselves into thinking that junk food is healthy because a random dye was removed.
July 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I’ve come to realize that the entire MAHA movement is just grown ass adults tricking themselves into thinking that junk food is healthy because a random dye was removed.
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Anyone for religious cucking? 🤭
Your god can watch as I make you build my altar
Your god can watch as I make you build my altar
July 25, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Anyone for religious cucking? 🤭
Your god can watch as I make you build my altar
Your god can watch as I make you build my altar
Concept:
A polyamory drama in the style of a “big industry vs small town” “based on a true story” straight to DVD movie wherein a cis man attains a majority share of the partners, threatening to ruin the vibrant culture once rooted in trans-fem cat girls
A polyamory drama in the style of a “big industry vs small town” “based on a true story” straight to DVD movie wherein a cis man attains a majority share of the partners, threatening to ruin the vibrant culture once rooted in trans-fem cat girls
July 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Concept:
A polyamory drama in the style of a “big industry vs small town” “based on a true story” straight to DVD movie wherein a cis man attains a majority share of the partners, threatening to ruin the vibrant culture once rooted in trans-fem cat girls
A polyamory drama in the style of a “big industry vs small town” “based on a true story” straight to DVD movie wherein a cis man attains a majority share of the partners, threatening to ruin the vibrant culture once rooted in trans-fem cat girls
“Something powerfully diagnosed happened”
July 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
“Something powerfully diagnosed happened”
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don't shame autistic people for vocal stimming.
parrots vocal stim all the time and yall think it's adorable.
parrots vocal stim all the time and yall think it's adorable.
July 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
don't shame autistic people for vocal stimming.
parrots vocal stim all the time and yall think it's adorable.
parrots vocal stim all the time and yall think it's adorable.
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I dream of hitting an ice officer with my car lol.
July 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I dream of hitting an ice officer with my car lol.