@fruitypebblez.bsky.social
My first Reddit ban
September 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
My first Reddit ban
“I used to read the Glitch in the Matrix subreddit every night before bed.” “Before bed??? That’s what’s wrong with you.”
September 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
“I used to read the Glitch in the Matrix subreddit every night before bed.” “Before bed??? That’s what’s wrong with you.”
Bill Cypher is sexy
August 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Bill Cypher is sexy
I’ve just discovered that ALL of my work pants have a secret zipper pocket next to the the right hand pocket….?
(I’ve been wearing different colors of the same slacks for at least 5 years.)
(I’ve been wearing different colors of the same slacks for at least 5 years.)
I already found multiple trash items in my pockets
I’m 34 years old, and I just finally started the habit of checking my pockets and zipping up my zippers before I wash my clothes. Wish I learned this 16 years ago before I accidentally washed 2 Pokéwalkers and am surprised that didn’t do the trick. (And can’t believe I’m still heartbroken about it?)
July 27, 2025 at 8:44 AM
I’ve just discovered that ALL of my work pants have a secret zipper pocket next to the the right hand pocket….?
(I’ve been wearing different colors of the same slacks for at least 5 years.)
(I’ve been wearing different colors of the same slacks for at least 5 years.)
I already found multiple trash items in my pockets
I’m 34 years old, and I just finally started the habit of checking my pockets and zipping up my zippers before I wash my clothes. Wish I learned this 16 years ago before I accidentally washed 2 Pokéwalkers and am surprised that didn’t do the trick. (And can’t believe I’m still heartbroken about it?)
July 27, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I already found multiple trash items in my pockets
I’m 34 years old, and I just finally started the habit of checking my pockets and zipping up my zippers before I wash my clothes. Wish I learned this 16 years ago before I accidentally washed 2 Pokéwalkers and am surprised that didn’t do the trick. (And can’t believe I’m still heartbroken about it?)
July 27, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I’m 34 years old, and I just finally started the habit of checking my pockets and zipping up my zippers before I wash my clothes. Wish I learned this 16 years ago before I accidentally washed 2 Pokéwalkers and am surprised that didn’t do the trick. (And can’t believe I’m still heartbroken about it?)
You are either mentally ill or a toddler. Which is best?
July 2, 2025 at 5:53 AM
You are either mentally ill or a toddler. Which is best?
Why is my cat watching me, in wide eyed judgment, that I’m dancing alone in my bedroom to Cain Culto (in between spurts of cleaning). You don’t even pay bills, you bum.
June 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Why is my cat watching me, in wide eyed judgment, that I’m dancing alone in my bedroom to Cain Culto (in between spurts of cleaning). You don’t even pay bills, you bum.
It’s really creepy how if you post something on TikTok supporting trans rights, a bunch of bots will come out of the woodwork trying to get you to pay for their premium Snapchat or Onlyfans or something. If it’s real trans women trying to make a living whatever but I think not.
March 20, 2025 at 4:49 AM
It’s really creepy how if you post something on TikTok supporting trans rights, a bunch of bots will come out of the woodwork trying to get you to pay for their premium Snapchat or Onlyfans or something. If it’s real trans women trying to make a living whatever but I think not.
Nothing about the US has ever been “broken.” It’s working exactly as intended. This country was founded on genocide and it continues to support genocide. It’s shameful to be American.
Assassination of abraham lincoln
Now that we can start the post mortems: in retrospect, when do you think the US really “broke?” Bush v Gore? Citizens United? Earlier? Not yet?
March 18, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Nothing about the US has ever been “broken.” It’s working exactly as intended. This country was founded on genocide and it continues to support genocide. It’s shameful to be American.
I avoided watching Ted Lasso bc I thought he was going to be like Michael Scott, but it turns out he’s more of a Ned Flanders. Respect. I like the show so far (binged half of S1).
March 18, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I avoided watching Ted Lasso bc I thought he was going to be like Michael Scott, but it turns out he’s more of a Ned Flanders. Respect. I like the show so far (binged half of S1).
SPOILERS FOR THE MOVIE ‘TRAP’
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Kid Cudi being a bitchy gay was a lil treat. I really thought daddy was gonna hit on him to try and get out.
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Kid Cudi being a bitchy gay was a lil treat. I really thought daddy was gonna hit on him to try and get out.
March 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Kid Cudi being a bitchy gay was a lil treat. I really thought daddy was gonna hit on him to try and get out.
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Kid Cudi being a bitchy gay was a lil treat. I really thought daddy was gonna hit on him to try and get out.
I need a Chappell Roan + Orville Peck collab & a Doechii + Lil Nas X collab.
March 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I need a Chappell Roan + Orville Peck collab & a Doechii + Lil Nas X collab.
Randomly thinking about how Charli XCX licked the catwalk at Sweat Tour
March 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Randomly thinking about how Charli XCX licked the catwalk at Sweat Tour
When Shania Twain said “let’s go girls,” she meant what happens in Blink Twice.
March 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
When Shania Twain said “let’s go girls,” she meant what happens in Blink Twice.
I propose they not only bring back the show Legendary but also have Keke Palmer be a judge.
March 3, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I propose they not only bring back the show Legendary but also have Keke Palmer be a judge.
You know what? Gay men CAN be dykes.
March 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
You know what? Gay men CAN be dykes.
Me: This makes me look like a fag.
Partner: With all the love in my heart, you always look like a fag.
Partner: With all the love in my heart, you always look like a fag.
February 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Me: This makes me look like a fag.
Partner: With all the love in my heart, you always look like a fag.
Partner: With all the love in my heart, you always look like a fag.
Does anyone remember the web browser extension StumbleUpon? I would spend hours just clicking “Stumble” and finding art, poetry, quotes, quirky websites, etc.
February 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Does anyone remember the web browser extension StumbleUpon? I would spend hours just clicking “Stumble” and finding art, poetry, quotes, quirky websites, etc.
I’m going back to my roots and making a Tumblr
February 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I’m going back to my roots and making a Tumblr
Reposted
No offense but I am so grateful that I will never have kids.
January 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
No offense but I am so grateful that I will never have kids.
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Whats wrong with being a coward shits scary out there
December 17, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Whats wrong with being a coward shits scary out there
Dreaming is the original AI generator—Well, it’s not artificial so I guess it’s OI (Organic Intelligence).
December 17, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Dreaming is the original AI generator—Well, it’s not artificial so I guess it’s OI (Organic Intelligence).
I will never get over the high of guessing PARTY correctly on first try on Wordle.
December 14, 2024 at 6:56 PM
I will never get over the high of guessing PARTY correctly on first try on Wordle.
Other people: Listening to Christmas music
Me: Still blasting Kim Petras’ Turn off the Light album
Me: Still blasting Kim Petras’ Turn off the Light album
December 8, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Other people: Listening to Christmas music
Me: Still blasting Kim Petras’ Turn off the Light album
Me: Still blasting Kim Petras’ Turn off the Light album