Mike Waldron
fugginbizzy.bsky.social
Mike Waldron
@fugginbizzy.bsky.social
Middle-aged and mostly unremarkable. Occasionally funny.
Having grown up 60 miles south of Canada (whatever that is in non-freedom units) and still to this day saying "oot" from habit and unironically... I find this hilarious. 😄
March 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Reposted by Mike Waldron
March 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
"They're not American beavers or Canadian beavers. They're just beavers!" ~Trailer Park Boys
March 14, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Freeze dryers are super fucking expensive. We cook a lot in my house. I wouldn't mind trying freeze drying, but... sheesh.
March 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I'm getting off FB. I was hoping to find a hashtag or similar here for road conditions between Livingston and Bozeman. That's the *one* thing I'm gonna miss about FB.
January 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
A coworker told me this morning "We were in [your town] this weekend looking for a house to flip. Holy smokes, prices are insane!"

Yeah. That's because of people flipping houses.
January 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Good luck. From personal experience... reboot and test your wifi router 30 minutes beforehand.
January 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
IDK. AI is still shockingly poor, despite the hype. The Metaverse was supposed to revolutionize life too.
January 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
"They" are aggressively and proudly stupid and incurious. You can carefully cite as much peer-reviewed research as you want - they won't give a shit.

Might as well call them jackwads. It's just as effective, less work, and more fun.
January 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
That coworker was a walking, talking, shitty motivational poster.

"The purpose of life... is a life of purpose."

Deep. Thank you so much. 👍🙄
January 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
We have the super ultra extended... director's mom edition. My oldest daughter and I watched it together when she was like 12. That's when I first learned she could stay up way later than I could. 😄
January 1, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Presidents always run for reelection. Always.

(Except LBJ.)
December 31, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Nope. We all saw the first debate. My jaw was on the floor. Joe hadda go. He'd have lost worse than Harris did.
December 31, 2024 at 12:50 AM
That's the thing with fortune [your mom] companies. They return profits to shareholders/execs, and there aren't even crumbs left for a Christmas party.

I worked for Oracle for a while. Larry Ellison is a fat, bloated, greasy, 12-sandwich-eatin' bastard.
December 27, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Heh. The report is out. More like Matt *Laetz*, amirite? High five!... ...

Fine, leave a bro hanging. 😞
December 23, 2024 at 10:00 PM
"Survivor" is still on?
December 19, 2024 at 3:33 AM
I manage my socks the same way: toss them all in the drawer, and sort 'em at runtime.
December 17, 2024 at 9:07 PM