Joshua Humphry
@ful-nekomancer.bsky.social
Casual Dog Owner, Retail Worker, Bad Fantasy/Fantasy Romance Book Reader, Weeb, RPG Player, Lego Set Builder, and Collectible Cardboard Addict. Might occasionally info dump about world-building stuff, my latest Commander decks, anime
Autistic, He/Him
Autistic, He/Him
Spotify might have called me a Weeb multiple times during this year's wrap-up and I feel called out by that.
December 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Spotify might have called me a Weeb multiple times during this year's wrap-up and I feel called out by that.
The Switch 2 I Bought Today: "What is my purpose?"
Me: "To run Fire Emblem, Pokemon, and other RPGs while I'm on the toilet."
Said Switch 2:
Me: "To run Fire Emblem, Pokemon, and other RPGs while I'm on the toilet."
Said Switch 2:
a cartoon drawing of a robot with a camera on it
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a robot with a camera on it
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November 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The Switch 2 I Bought Today: "What is my purpose?"
Me: "To run Fire Emblem, Pokemon, and other RPGs while I'm on the toilet."
Said Switch 2:
Me: "To run Fire Emblem, Pokemon, and other RPGs while I'm on the toilet."
Said Switch 2:
@katrani.bsky.social So I've stumbled into a novel where the first page of chapter one (at least on kindle via my phone) is just one unbroken paragraph that is a good 11-12ish whole sentences long. I hate it, I hate the fact the editor signed off on it, and I needed someone else to know about it.
November 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
@katrani.bsky.social So I've stumbled into a novel where the first page of chapter one (at least on kindle via my phone) is just one unbroken paragraph that is a good 11-12ish whole sentences long. I hate it, I hate the fact the editor signed off on it, and I needed someone else to know about it.
Bad Magic: the Gathering Combos #30848: "The Puppetmaster," aka "How to lose all your friends via bloodbending them for the rest of the game.
October 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Bad Magic: the Gathering Combos #30848: "The Puppetmaster," aka "How to lose all your friends via bloodbending them for the rest of the game.
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ozzy osbourne dies
everyone: "enjoy hell (complimentary)"
hulk hogan dies
everyone: "enjoy hell (derogatory)"
everyone: "enjoy hell (complimentary)"
hulk hogan dies
everyone: "enjoy hell (derogatory)"
July 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
ozzy osbourne dies
everyone: "enjoy hell (complimentary)"
hulk hogan dies
everyone: "enjoy hell (derogatory)"
everyone: "enjoy hell (complimentary)"
hulk hogan dies
everyone: "enjoy hell (derogatory)"
"Hahahaha... You mean the Chaos Emeralds? I'm going to assume you mean the Chaos Emeralds... because if that's what you're concerned about, I got one of them right here."
July 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
"Hahahaha... You mean the Chaos Emeralds? I'm going to assume you mean the Chaos Emeralds... because if that's what you're concerned about, I got one of them right here."
Did I need specifically the Foil Arcane Signet, Sol Ring, and Command Tower from the Final Fantasy VI Commander Precon for my Celes, Rune Knight CEDH deck? Yes.
July 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Did I need specifically the Foil Arcane Signet, Sol Ring, and Command Tower from the Final Fantasy VI Commander Precon for my Celes, Rune Knight CEDH deck? Yes.
@katrani.bsky.social @riotctrlkuma.bsky.social So I'm living in a timeline where I'm having to explain how Shadow the Hedgehog might be a KOS threat in Magic: the Gathering's largest casual format and maybe even it's Competitive version and its an experience.
June 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
@katrani.bsky.social @riotctrlkuma.bsky.social So I'm living in a timeline where I'm having to explain how Shadow the Hedgehog might be a KOS threat in Magic: the Gathering's largest casual format and maybe even it's Competitive version and its an experience.
My foil copy of the Boy came in the mail today. Truly a lad and a welcome sight after riding my bike home from work in this heat:
June 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
My foil copy of the Boy came in the mail today. Truly a lad and a welcome sight after riding my bike home from work in this heat:
@katrani.bsky.social
After a good 6+ months, I finally got caught up with the five main Stormlight Archive books last night. 5918 pages later, and I can finally go back to reading absolutely mid Romantasy series until I'm ready to tackle the other Cosmere books I've not read and probably Earthsea.
After a good 6+ months, I finally got caught up with the five main Stormlight Archive books last night. 5918 pages later, and I can finally go back to reading absolutely mid Romantasy series until I'm ready to tackle the other Cosmere books I've not read and probably Earthsea.
May 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
@katrani.bsky.social
After a good 6+ months, I finally got caught up with the five main Stormlight Archive books last night. 5918 pages later, and I can finally go back to reading absolutely mid Romantasy series until I'm ready to tackle the other Cosmere books I've not read and probably Earthsea.
After a good 6+ months, I finally got caught up with the five main Stormlight Archive books last night. 5918 pages later, and I can finally go back to reading absolutely mid Romantasy series until I'm ready to tackle the other Cosmere books I've not read and probably Earthsea.
When you're sitting there playing a game of Final Fantasy Limited, your opponent controls both a Fang and a Vanille, and you start hearing "Giant Woman" and "Stronger than You" off the Steven Universe OST:
a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits in an orange seat in front of an emergency exit sign
ALT: a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits in an orange seat in front of an emergency exit sign
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May 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
When you're sitting there playing a game of Final Fantasy Limited, your opponent controls both a Fang and a Vanille, and you start hearing "Giant Woman" and "Stronger than You" off the Steven Universe OST:
When the Boy gets a card and it's a good card that's definitely fair and balanced and definitely not breakable in any sort of way... Pay no attention to the one mana pump spells, cantrips, rituals, this Past in Flames, or that Gut Shot...
May 11, 2025 at 6:28 AM
When the Boy gets a card and it's a good card that's definitely fair and balanced and definitely not breakable in any sort of way... Pay no attention to the one mana pump spells, cantrips, rituals, this Past in Flames, or that Gut Shot...
My wallet is currently trembling in the corner at the moment.
May 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
My wallet is currently trembling in the corner at the moment.
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I'm not on twitter anymore, but this tweet from 2 years ago is sadly more accurate than ever
December 5, 2024 at 12:45 PM
I'm not on twitter anymore, but this tweet from 2 years ago is sadly more accurate than ever
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Great explainer.
"This is the core problem with Trump’s 'Liberation Day' trade policy: it fundamentally misunderstands what trade deficits are. And if you think that’s bad, just wait until we get to the part where this policy declares economic war on penguins and our own military base."
"This is the core problem with Trump’s 'Liberation Day' trade policy: it fundamentally misunderstands what trade deficits are. And if you think that’s bad, just wait until we get to the part where this policy declares economic war on penguins and our own military base."
I wrote a bunch of words trying to explain how economically incomprehensible the tariff stuff is. It explains how a 5th grader understands basic econ better than Trump and his economic advisors.
www.techdirt.com/2025/04/03/t...
www.techdirt.com/2025/04/03/t...
Trump Declares A Trade War On Uninhabited Islands, US Military, And Economic Logic
There’s a fundamental problem with Donald Trump’s new trade policy: it fails a test that actual 5th graders can pass. I know this because I tried explaining his “Liberation Day…
www.techdirt.com
April 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Great explainer.
"This is the core problem with Trump’s 'Liberation Day' trade policy: it fundamentally misunderstands what trade deficits are. And if you think that’s bad, just wait until we get to the part where this policy declares economic war on penguins and our own military base."
"This is the core problem with Trump’s 'Liberation Day' trade policy: it fundamentally misunderstands what trade deficits are. And if you think that’s bad, just wait until we get to the part where this policy declares economic war on penguins and our own military base."
Even if it's been a good decade since I've played Final Fantasy VI, the fact that Terra and Celes are the Face and Alt. commanders of the FFVI Commander deck adds a teeny bit of legitimate joy to my life that I didn't know I needed.
March 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Even if it's been a good decade since I've played Final Fantasy VI, the fact that Terra and Celes are the Face and Alt. commanders of the FFVI Commander deck adds a teeny bit of legitimate joy to my life that I didn't know I needed.
When I'm a person that's been just ambivalent about most of the Magic: the Gathering crossover products with the exceptions of LOTR, Hatsune Miku, & maybe Doctor Who and who largely buys singles over sealed product, but my wallet is now afraid of the Final Fantasy crossover.
February 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
When I'm a person that's been just ambivalent about most of the Magic: the Gathering crossover products with the exceptions of LOTR, Hatsune Miku, & maybe Doctor Who and who largely buys singles over sealed product, but my wallet is now afraid of the Final Fantasy crossover.
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🥳GIVEAWAY TIME🥳
To celebrate us getting started on Bluesky, we’re giving away this Commander starter pack! That’s a First Flight Commander precon, one box of Dragon Shield sleeves, and five Foundations packs!
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December 23, 2024 at 3:39 PM
🥳GIVEAWAY TIME🥳
To celebrate us getting started on Bluesky, we’re giving away this Commander starter pack! That’s a First Flight Commander precon, one box of Dragon Shield sleeves, and five Foundations packs!
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To celebrate us getting started on Bluesky, we’re giving away this Commander starter pack! That’s a First Flight Commander precon, one box of Dragon Shield sleeves, and five Foundations packs!
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100% can't wait for Anime People to get to the explanation of the how the Quirk Queen Bee works aka one of the more nightmare fuelish quirks in the franchise when you think about it.
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December 23, 2024 at 3:27 AM
100% can't wait for Anime People to get to the explanation of the how the Quirk Queen Bee works aka one of the more nightmare fuelish quirks in the franchise when you think about it.
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Game Award ramblings:
"Remember Ninja Gaiden?" Pepperidge Farms remembers.
"Remember Ninja Gaiden?" Pepperidge Farms remembers.
December 13, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Game Award ramblings:
"Remember Ninja Gaiden?" Pepperidge Farms remembers.
"Remember Ninja Gaiden?" Pepperidge Farms remembers.
Finally got to see the Arcane Finale. After some thought, my few criticisms of Season 2 all boil down to that it felt like it needed 1-2 more episodes to flesh out a couple of the major subplots. Outside of that paving issue, I really enjoyed it. 9.5/10.
November 24, 2024 at 5:33 AM
Finally got to see the Arcane Finale. After some thought, my few criticisms of Season 2 all boil down to that it felt like it needed 1-2 more episodes to flesh out a couple of the major subplots. Outside of that paving issue, I really enjoyed it. 9.5/10.
And Season 2 Act 2 of Arcane has been experienced. Feels have been felt for the week and now it's time to wait the week until the finale.
November 17, 2024 at 3:09 AM
And Season 2 Act 2 of Arcane has been experienced. Feels have been felt for the week and now it's time to wait the week until the finale.
The face of an animal that managed to scare both herself and the child delivering food drive bags silly this morning:
November 16, 2024 at 9:07 PM
The face of an animal that managed to scare both herself and the child delivering food drive bags silly this morning: