The quest for full time employment begins
January 13, 2026 at 12:36 PM
The quest for full time employment begins
She is just barely capable of maintaining part time employment for pathetic reasons
January 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
She is just barely capable of maintaining part time employment for pathetic reasons
Pretty sure my coworkers think I'm insane, someone left shit all over the men's room floor last night for me to clean up this morning and I started cackling when I got in there and saw how bad it was, tears in my eyes, still think it's funny how much there was so they might be right
December 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Pretty sure my coworkers think I'm insane, someone left shit all over the men's room floor last night for me to clean up this morning and I started cackling when I got in there and saw how bad it was, tears in my eyes, still think it's funny how much there was so they might be right
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just discovered some profound shit but i'm not sharing
December 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
just discovered some profound shit but i'm not sharing
1 can tuna
1 cup rice
1 tablespoon soy sauce
1 tablespoon sriracha
1 tablespoon lao gan ma
2 tablespoon mayonnaise
2 tablespoon rice vinegar
1120 calorie
1 cup rice
1 tablespoon soy sauce
1 tablespoon sriracha
1 tablespoon lao gan ma
2 tablespoon mayonnaise
2 tablespoon rice vinegar
1120 calorie
December 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
1 can tuna
1 cup rice
1 tablespoon soy sauce
1 tablespoon sriracha
1 tablespoon lao gan ma
2 tablespoon mayonnaise
2 tablespoon rice vinegar
1120 calorie
1 cup rice
1 tablespoon soy sauce
1 tablespoon sriracha
1 tablespoon lao gan ma
2 tablespoon mayonnaise
2 tablespoon rice vinegar
1120 calorie
Using 'em for a trans woman
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Using 'em for a trans woman
She is friends with all of management for an amazing reason
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
She is friends with all of management for an amazing reason
Living a long life because of fomo
November 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Living a long life because of fomo
The thing they don't tell you when your wings snap in half mid-flight is that everyone else is gonna keep going and you're gonna be real real lonely, they don't need to because it gets very obvious very soon after, the other thing they don't tell you is that your legs aren't used to so much walking
November 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
The thing they don't tell you when your wings snap in half mid-flight is that everyone else is gonna keep going and you're gonna be real real lonely, they don't need to because it gets very obvious very soon after, the other thing they don't tell you is that your legs aren't used to so much walking
The idea of "The Holidays" is so pleasant you wanna roll it up and smoke it, and for most it's a deeply pleasurable experience, but the reality sucks and I can't help making a face every time I take a drag off this thing
They are deep and frequent and I make the same mistake every year
They are deep and frequent and I make the same mistake every year
November 30, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The idea of "The Holidays" is so pleasant you wanna roll it up and smoke it, and for most it's a deeply pleasurable experience, but the reality sucks and I can't help making a face every time I take a drag off this thing
They are deep and frequent and I make the same mistake every year
They are deep and frequent and I make the same mistake every year
Everybody got that one coworker that moves all your shit around within a week of being hired after you've had the exact same layout and system for 8+ months
November 30, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Everybody got that one coworker that moves all your shit around within a week of being hired after you've had the exact same layout and system for 8+ months
You don't understand I NEED to shit in this urinal, if I don't ruin this janitor's morning I'll never be able to forgive myself
November 30, 2025 at 12:37 PM
You don't understand I NEED to shit in this urinal, if I don't ruin this janitor's morning I'll never be able to forgive myself
Holding on with both hands to the severed lower half of my body by the belt: "I'm fine actually, don't hug me, I don't wanna get any mess on you"
November 30, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Holding on with both hands to the severed lower half of my body by the belt: "I'm fine actually, don't hug me, I don't wanna get any mess on you"
Hey sorry we haven't spoken or spent any time together in a while, see there's knife in my head that got put there slowly enough I didn't notice until recently
November 30, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Hey sorry we haven't spoken or spent any time together in a while, see there's knife in my head that got put there slowly enough I didn't notice until recently
Everybody loves me and if I don't remind myself daily I'll get the idea the opposite is true
This is why I've invented a new strategy, asking the nearest person I know "how would you feel if I got turned into a fine red mist in front of you" the instant I feel any negative emotion
This is why I've invented a new strategy, asking the nearest person I know "how would you feel if I got turned into a fine red mist in front of you" the instant I feel any negative emotion
November 30, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Everybody loves me and if I don't remind myself daily I'll get the idea the opposite is true
This is why I've invented a new strategy, asking the nearest person I know "how would you feel if I got turned into a fine red mist in front of you" the instant I feel any negative emotion
This is why I've invented a new strategy, asking the nearest person I know "how would you feel if I got turned into a fine red mist in front of you" the instant I feel any negative emotion
Herd of beer standing in the middle of the road, I tried to swerve but there was nothing I could do, fuck dude, pbr everywhere
November 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Herd of beer standing in the middle of the road, I tried to swerve but there was nothing I could do, fuck dude, pbr everywhere
Poor bastards at this local cock fighting ring don't know mines got a phylactery
November 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Poor bastards at this local cock fighting ring don't know mines got a phylactery
Just found out the apprentice doesn't know how to raise a graveyard and pillage the town, been on the job 6weeks now :/
November 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Just found out the apprentice doesn't know how to raise a graveyard and pillage the town, been on the job 6weeks now :/
Oh hey just a heads up before we go inside, there's this rotting corpse that walks around the apartment and screams sometimes, but don't worry she's completely harmless
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Oh hey just a heads up before we go inside, there's this rotting corpse that walks around the apartment and screams sometimes, but don't worry she's completely harmless
Please sir, can't you see I'm busy poking at my greenbeans, stop asking me about highschool before I have a fullblown panic attack on the clock
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Please sir, can't you see I'm busy poking at my greenbeans, stop asking me about highschool before I have a fullblown panic attack on the clock
Standing 8inches from the fridge eating cold turkey with my bare hands reading about different vaginoplasty types and techniques
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Standing 8inches from the fridge eating cold turkey with my bare hands reading about different vaginoplasty types and techniques
I've been passing too well at work here lately, I think seeing family has been the ego check I needed
I also think I'd rather do anything else for christmas this year
I also think I'd rather do anything else for christmas this year
November 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I've been passing too well at work here lately, I think seeing family has been the ego check I needed
I also think I'd rather do anything else for christmas this year
I also think I'd rather do anything else for christmas this year
Injected >=2x my reg after not doing it for just over a week
The Plan: try to get through family thanksgiving & late ass black friday shift without incident
The Plan: try to get through family thanksgiving & late ass black friday shift without incident
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Injected >=2x my reg after not doing it for just over a week
The Plan: try to get through family thanksgiving & late ass black friday shift without incident
The Plan: try to get through family thanksgiving & late ass black friday shift without incident
My fagcent comes and goes like the tides, waves lapping on the beach if humiliation
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
My fagcent comes and goes like the tides, waves lapping on the beach if humiliation