fumbling bee
@fumbling-bee.bsky.social
kind of like if a man and a woman had a baby. 6'7 btw
the heated rivalry litany
December 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
the heated rivalry litany
watching my family visibly struggle to pick a pronoun
December 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
watching my family visibly struggle to pick a pronoun
i see clausworth roped you into this too.
December 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
i see clausworth roped you into this too.
straight people at christmas: you cheap lousy FAGGOT
December 26, 2025 at 12:33 PM
straight people at christmas: you cheap lousy FAGGOT
getting a bit of everything at the all-you-can-eat soup buffet
December 22, 2025 at 9:09 AM
getting a bit of everything at the all-you-can-eat soup buffet
this is the rizz of a killer, bella
December 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
this is the rizz of a killer, bella
the subject of the picture is the subject of the picture
December 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
the subject of the picture is the subject of the picture
toilet in opposite world that shits into your ass
December 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
toilet in opposite world that shits into your ass
i am seated. the staff at the prince charles theatre in london are scared and asking me to leave because "the film isn't even out yet" but im simply too seated.
Here is the website for my new film DIRE DUPLICITY !!! The site is a work in progress for information only so some of the contacts are not active yet. It's an amazing mystery action film. www.Dire-Duplicity.com
December 14, 2025 at 12:12 PM
i am seated. the staff at the prince charles theatre in london are scared and asking me to leave because "the film isn't even out yet" but im simply too seated.
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My girlfriend when she sees my chastity cage is loose
December 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
My girlfriend when she sees my chastity cage is loose
for decades people have enjoyed media that made them angry, scared, sad...but there's an untapped market here. that's why i'm here today to pitch books that smell like shit
December 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
for decades people have enjoyed media that made them angry, scared, sad...but there's an untapped market here. that's why i'm here today to pitch books that smell like shit
when I picture my skeleton I imagine it dry. that it is currently wet makes me very unhappy.
December 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
when I picture my skeleton I imagine it dry. that it is currently wet makes me very unhappy.
postman cinemaphile's favourite movie: im thinking of sending things
December 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
postman cinemaphile's favourite movie: im thinking of sending things
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the nap that leads to you? more like the crap that leads to poo
November 9, 2025 at 12:14 PM
the nap that leads to you? more like the crap that leads to poo
getting my penis inverted at claire's
November 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
getting my penis inverted at claire's
fitness guy who makes his newborn do burpees
November 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
fitness guy who makes his newborn do burpees
do you fw br*tish loser trannies
For New Yorkers who work the night shift, it can be nearly impossible to participate in political life of our city.
So tonight we’re bringing this campaign to them — starting with taxi drivers waiting at LaGuardia.
So tonight we’re bringing this campaign to them — starting with taxi drivers waiting at LaGuardia.
October 31, 2025 at 3:15 PM
do you fw br*tish loser trannies
it's ok if you have autism and all but id recommend having canontism first so your fanfic is properly sourced
October 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
it's ok if you have autism and all but id recommend having canontism first so your fanfic is properly sourced
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perverse cowgirl is this anything
October 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
perverse cowgirl is this anything
Dexter reboot but instead of a serial killer with a code he's a paedophile who only targets bullies
October 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Dexter reboot but instead of a serial killer with a code he's a paedophile who only targets bullies
people (my employees) are saying im the rupi kaur of performance improvement plans
October 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
people (my employees) are saying im the rupi kaur of performance improvement plans
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Batman: Alfred, can you fetch me a porno?
Alfred: the one with Kim Kardashian, mastah Wayne?
Batman, tearing up: nobody gets me like you do
Alfred: the one with Kim Kardashian, mastah Wayne?
Batman, tearing up: nobody gets me like you do
October 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Batman: Alfred, can you fetch me a porno?
Alfred: the one with Kim Kardashian, mastah Wayne?
Batman, tearing up: nobody gets me like you do
Alfred: the one with Kim Kardashian, mastah Wayne?
Batman, tearing up: nobody gets me like you do