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digital artist w/ nsfw proclivities. they/them
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February 5, 2024 at 7:42 PM
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King of the Hill episode where Dale is trying to come up with a face-saving excuse to not join some militia friends at the border and Hank diffuses a standoff between federal & state forces with a speech about how you need the grill AND the propane for the perfect steak.
January 26, 2024 at 10:17 PM
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Weeds and Breaking Bad kinda sorta have the same protagonist arc.

Walt is a worse person than Nancy, though. Even he admits at the end he did it for himself because he liked it. Nancy had more genuine concern for her family. Didn't work with fuckin' Nazis either.
January 23, 2024 at 4:36 AM
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It's so joever for DeSantis. Aaron Bean, a Republican from Florida who DeSantis personally helped get elected, just endorsed Trump. His base is fleeing.

Both Trump & DeSantis would be extremely dangerous as president, so it's not a huge relief or anything, but it's kind of entertaining to watch.
January 21, 2024 at 5:05 PM
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Vault 76 was one of the only Vaultec vaults to not do fucked up experiments on those inside thanks to Joe Manchin holding up the “Don’t Let Babies Starve Act” unless he could get that guaranteed
December 30, 2023 at 2:05 AM
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"The Trump vaccine is the best, the greatest, the most incredible vaccine in the history of vaccines, folks. Nobody does vaccines like we do here in America, believe me. It's tremendous. *overly enunciated* M. R. N. A. We can save the ivermectin paste for the horses now, folks."
December 29, 2023 at 9:00 PM
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JPEGs that were just a massive, runaway success immediately!

Moonbirds had everything they could ever dream of handed to them on a platter and every networking connection you could ever need and still fumbled big time, far worse than other big name projects when the 2022 NFT crash hit.
December 29, 2023 at 4:19 PM
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The South seceding transformed Abraham Lincoln from completely unradical center-left nice guy to the sort of fellow who would have loved to build a Liberty Prime-style robot that shouts John Brown quotes as it fires rocket launchers at plantations
how the Civil War went down:

Lincoln: i won the election! i'm an abolitionist, but obviously i lack the power to really do anything about the South, i don't want war!!

The South: WE QUIT

Lincoln: *laser eyes mode activated*
December 29, 2023 at 3:27 PM
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how the Civil War went down:

Lincoln: i won the election! i'm an abolitionist, but obviously i lack the power to really do anything about the South, i don't want war!!

The South: WE QUIT

Lincoln: *laser eyes mode activated*
December 29, 2023 at 3:11 PM
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Guy who supports House in Fallout. Not the New Vegas magnate, mind you.

The House that is the only man who can truly cure all of the effects of the radiation and FEV, once and for all.
December 25, 2023 at 4:26 PM
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*guy writing a K-Pop song with writer's block voice*
ugggh, do I do a du-du-du-du-du or a da-da-da-da-da?!
December 24, 2023 at 8:44 PM
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when jesus goes on HRT and gets her first girlgasm, call that the second coming
December 24, 2023 at 8:07 PM
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Feels like with social progress, you can make big inroads with the middle-of-the-road folks, but nothing will stop the super hateful fringe from existing.

E.g. the average Joe now has nothing against trans people at all, but nothing will stop the far right from wanting us murdered.
December 11, 2023 at 11:11 PM
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Mad Max, satisfied that the wasteland was finally at peace and healing, turned to his true passion, a fishing supply store called That's Bait
December 11, 2023 at 8:23 PM
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Generic cereal

Lucky Charms: some BS name like Auspicious Amulets, marshmallows have terrible texture

Frosted Flakes: also just called Frosted Flakes, based and delicious
December 9, 2023 at 2:53 AM
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Biden basically did the Jeremy Clarkson meme to him
December 1, 2023 at 5:27 AM
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We now have to defeat Safer Kissinger, though he can be instantly defeated with a single summon of Knights of the Hague
kissinger second health bar :o :0
November 30, 2023 at 4:46 AM
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Yub Nub is playing around me, and I look over and see the force ghosts of Bourdain and Hitchens smiling at me.
November 30, 2023 at 2:42 AM
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Finally, he gets peace
November 30, 2023 at 2:04 AM
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*touches earpiece*
getting word that they are finally opening the long-planned Tenth Circle of Hell
November 30, 2023 at 2:37 AM
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November 17, 2023 at 8:07 PM
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I saw someone on reddit say MCU has the "industry best" CG and... ugh, just... no.

Marvel relies so much on green screens, so much of it is quantity over quality.

The best CG requires using some constraint, have more physical sets and practical props and effects, into which it can be blended.
November 16, 2023 at 12:35 AM
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Eh, they aren't really meaningfully different in this regard.

Most NFT flipping is focused on pump-and-dump garbage backed by paid influencers that never peaks high in price, just above what you would pay to mint.

The press just largely focused on stuff like 6-figure cartoon monkeys.
November 15, 2023 at 11:05 PM