Funk As Puck
funkaspuck.bsky.social
Funk As Puck
@funkaspuck.bsky.social
We did indeed start the fire 🎶
What you gonna do about it?
You can’t afford an apartment 🎶
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
“What’s this nose thing doing on My face?!?” 🤔😬😂
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Reality ruined MadLibs
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I care 1/4 pound at a time. Unless I’m really hungry, when I go for double patty. 🤔😋😇
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Before the neighborhood got “revitalized”, you could find these colorful tiles with historical neighborhood facts printed on them.
November 13, 2025 at 12:01 PM
“Shrill” == “annoyingly accurate”
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Your nose knows the way to the Froot Loops, your fingers know the way to…other places.
November 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
How about the one where you pull stuff thru a dog with a magnet, going out the butt.
November 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Noah: 1, 2, bad luck for you
November 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM