Funk As Puck
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Funk As Puck
@funkaspuck.bsky.social
I used to live around the corner from a company that built models for architecture projects.
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I used to drive past a “modeling agency” in Seattle that was a tiny one room office with the biggest satellite dish on the roof.
he ran an underage modeling agency and an underage beauty pageant; trump was procurement and epstein was client-facing
November 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
<shakes fist>
My fancy electrified piano has been delayed yet again, this time by the Shutdown causing the FCC to furlough the electronics certification system.
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
November 12, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Oreo eyes the treats
November 12, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Hypothesis: Miserable people make different kinds of mistakes than happy people
Theory: a well attuned QA can detect depression in software developers.
🤔
November 12, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I have to assume the writer behind this line lives in a miserably small studio.

Lived in a third of a floor of a warehouse, that was 4,000 sq ft. 5x that is a minuscule environment for a community.
🤔😬
November 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I wanna see the Walton Goggins, but there’s the Mel….
November 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“…maggots that will swarm like flies”
Maggots ARE flies 🙄
November 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Reposted by Funk As Puck
Worried about rising health care costs? I want to hear from you!

I’m @ByChrisVazquez, a journalist covering health care and the government shutdown.

If you are or about to be impacted by rising health care costs, I’d love to interview you on camera.

Stay tuned for more videos!
November 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
CM would like another chance at inside kitty status
November 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
“We don’t do bread and circuses in modern times.”

Also,

youtube.com/shorts/UsoFI...
The Pop-Tarts Bowl was *WILD* #collegefootball #cfb #kstate #wildcats #poptarts #ncstate #wolfpack
YouTube video by College Football Travel Guy
youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Victory without firing a shot #fortnite
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
November 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Never enough fluff
PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH THE FLUFF
November 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Light snacks
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I’m sorry, @tacobell.bsky.social is doing desserts now?

😂😂😂

Please continue…

youtu.be/smdJy9Go9i8?...
Taco Bell's NEW Baja Blast Pie Review!
YouTube video by TheReportOfTheWeek
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
When I listen to this album, I am driving between Branson and Bartlesville, or returning.

youtu.be/zZkuD1NtNHc?...
Karla With A K
YouTube video by The Hooters - Topic
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The chicken house has a mystery drain pipe out onto the sidewalk which immediately made me think of the bit in the Neal Stephenson novel Zodiac, where ecoterrorists would block the drain pipes of toxic factories.
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
CM enjoys the spot
November 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Flashing back to the Benji movie, an entire movie theatre full of crying kids and panicking parents.

Hollywood.
November 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The reason for the tool
November 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Reading a Reacher book, and at one point he makes a bad guy do a bank transfer of all his money to an innocent older couple whose daughter has cancer.
Nice gesture, but I can only begin to imagine how much they are not prepared for the questions that kind of a deposit causes.
November 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
That seems like a bad idea
November 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Even with the cooling temps and cloudy skies, I'm still sending almost half as much energy back to PSE as I use.
November 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM