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MiniC was chatty tonight
January 2, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Mr Lynx stops by for supper
January 2, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Snacks?
January 1, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Honey is done with 2026 already.
January 1, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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Part 2 of the Hey!(EW) New Year’s Marathon begins! Who is still watching this shit?
🤼▶️ youtu.be/W5Oavhbu4Ro?...
The COMPLETE Hey!(EW): Part 2 | Hey! (EW)
YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling
youtu.be
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 PM
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Hi Friends, if you’re free today I’m running a 24 hour live stream of stand up on my YouTube channel www.youtube.com/live/8xv2zR3...
24 Hours of Stand-Up from This Year
YouTube video by Josh Johnson
www.youtube.com
January 1, 2026 at 1:06 PM
I prefer chocolate or cheese.
I love when people just put words in my mouth.
Taking away our cars can, should, and will be treated as a declaration of war upon rural America.
December 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I've been playing around with free Azure static web sites =p
December 31, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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back on my bullshit

#wrestlingart / 🤼 / AEW / Samoa Joe
May 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
A favorite movie
Dec 31st - On New Year's Eve, the bellhop of Hotel Mon Signor briefed his replacement, Ted (Tim Roth). That evening Ted deals with 4 very different sets of guests, across four rooms

📽️📅 Four Rooms (1995)
December 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Honey views my need to work as bit her problem.
December 31, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Shirt of the day
December 31, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Phrases like “summer of ‘69” assume the Northern Hemisphere is the location. 🤔
December 31, 2025 at 10:58 AM
“What’s the most you’ve ever spent on a bottle of vodka?”

35 minutes.
December 31, 2025 at 1:41 AM
In the 80’s romcom, The Boyfriend School, Shelly Long is mother to a toddler, who gives complex science back rationale for every admonition.
“If you eat that mineral oil, …”
I would never do the "Here comes the airplane" bit to feed my child. Embarrassing for us both. I would calmly explain the importance of adequate nutrition and they will yield to unimpeachable logic
December 31, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Spicy cheesy sausage soup
December 31, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Happening to watch broadcast TV this morning. Mostly gloating when the traffic comes on, as I work from home.

Can't help but notice none of the junk for sale on TV uses an 800 number anymore. Nor a named website. It's all QR codes.
December 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
If you are a nerd of a certain age, you might remember the CueCat, a little barcode scanner you attached to your home computer, that let you scan codes in magazines, instead of typing URLs.
Now TV ads embed QR codes.
December 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
TIL there’s an egg liquor.
December 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I wonder what happened to the guy I knew who went down every Mardi Gras…..🤔
New Orleans restaurant recs please. As always more fucked up, the better.
December 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
😂
So many parties
Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Never been more glad to lack appropriate context. 😶
💓
What if he’s just like that, but was happy doing it before?
December 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The Incredible Gigalo
Yeah, man, the only difference between your career and Mark Rufallo’s career is the political stuff.
December 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
It’s probably a bad sign that I’m annoyed by making progress on a technical challenge my new manager set for me.
How dare he be (partially) right!?!
🤔😋😇
December 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Visual Studio: this static type can't be used here
Me: surely the original developer made it static for a good reason, I can't just destatic it, can I?
Visual Studio: it compiles to green now
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM