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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 4h

my philosophy of sex toy design is that sex should be sillier

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 1d

Candy corn buttplugs have launched for the year! get one while they're available!

Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 24d

Every year i lead you further from god's light. Candy corn buttplugs have returned to haunt your timeline.

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three buttplugs of varied size, all colored and shaped like candy corn, in a pot of actual candy corn on a blue background.

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 1d

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Candy Corn Buttplug (2025 preorder) | funkittoys

Preorders and preorder discount end in October, orders start shipping October 1st, 2025! Do you hate candy corn? Shove it up your ass! The Candy Corn buttplug is lovingly sculpted to my personal favor...

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 1d

turns out the reason people who hate candy corn are so loud about it is it's actually an unpopular opinion

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 1d

that's the thing though, tons of people who aren't immune can eat it just fine

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 1d

honestly, at this point, i dunno of i wanna say publicly. It's the one that's a shape.

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 1d

i've stopped accepting paypal, but for those unaware:

Gilbert #NewDeal4Animation @discord12395.bsky.social · 5d

This is a warning to every artists and clients using PayPal: Leave the note blank or send invoices. Apparently even saying "commission" makes them trigger happy. #SaveSpeech #StopPaypros

And continue the pressure by calling PayPal. Helpful link here: anti-censorship-campaign.carrd.co#phonescript

@Inker_comics: I JUST GOT FUCKED UP REAL BAD [shared a screenshot of his suspension from PayPal]

@MrQuessos: [quote tweeting @Inker_comics] If you are going to pay an artist via PayPal, please DO NOT include ANYTHING related to commission or nsfw in the payment description. Whether out of ignorance or innocence, you could screw up someone's job.

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 1d

i mean, they're chock full of urushiol, it's kind of weird it doesn't happen to most people.

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 1d

wait where are these white people, i've heard of one person who didn't like mangoes and he was pakistani

which must be like being french and not liking butter, the poor bastard

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 1d

mosquito dunks

lil donut of bacteria you float in any water containers that heck up mosquito larvae

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 1d

Bondage noodles. It's any long pasta with a spicy peanut butter sauce so sticky you can't have three bites of it without drinking something.

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 1d

What foods do you love that you fully acknowledge make you a pervert for loving them?

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 1d

*baps you*

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Gachapalm | funkittoys

The little sticky hands from the capsule machine on the way out of the grocery store have gotten a bit bigger, and a whole lot safer. It has a ribbed handle with a deeper groove at the top for tying a...

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 1d

*baps you*

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Gachapalm | funkittoys

The little sticky hands from the capsule machine on the way out of the grocery store have gotten a bit bigger, and a whole lot safer. It has a ribbed handle with a deeper groove at the top for tying a...

www.funkittoys.com

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 1d

i don't get it, sorry

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 1d

it is wild that you can buy the mosquito equivalent of a biblical plague in a 24 pack at the hardware store

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 3d

chat is percussive maintenance cruel and unusual punishment

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🔞 Emmy! Cumback Arc @sluttyemmy.bsky.social · Aug 19

Chat, this lightsaber is so fucking weird.

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 3d

you can scoop some up out of the valley if you want

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 3d

i was thinking third carthagenian war but that sounds pretty cool

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 3d

you'd think i'd want it to become a center of dildo production and innovation, but i like where i live and would prefer not to set foot on that clearly cursed land

silico dolenda est, goo the earth and let nothing grow there

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 3d

Silicon valley has gone on long enough. I propose we turn it into silicone valley, by pouring silicone into it until it's a lake

Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 3d

*takes massive bong rip*

hailey
@hailey.at • 6h
an unfortunate irony about this post - and even if you are the staunchest anti-ai critic out there, i think you'd agree - is that some of the most bigoted things are being said to respond to this. copy/pasting phrasing and terminology used by bigots but replacing "dna" with "bits" doesn't make it ok
4J @dystopiabreaker.xyz • 3d
i'm completely serious when i say that much of the dismissive ai discourse on here fires the bigotry neuron
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hailey
@hailey.at • 6h
if you're writing a sentence that sounds like eugenics but you go "oh that's fine to say because it's not a real person" (whatever that means) you may want to consider what made you okay with saying that

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 4d

Then in honor of that I'll secretly stop being happy he's dead in say, 50 years or so.

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 5d

I wrote a joke that needed me to come up with a date the devil died, looked up fred phelps and realized i hadn't thought about him in 7 years. He didn't do anything that mattered, and his absence was like the feeling when the rain stops. nice, but not memorable. A reverse immortality.

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 5d

team samebrain

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 5d

ironic that this decade is the 20s considering we clearly rolled a 1

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