Xmele
funkybalalaika.bsky.social
Xmele
@funkybalalaika.bsky.social
“we’re not really the touchy feely type that’s into PDA”

ok well every post is either of you spooning or talking about your ugly dog as though it was a human child you somehow simultaneously co-birthed
April 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
We built a plagiarism machine that lies to you and atrophies your brain from lack of use but at least it’s also a completely unnecessary environmental nightmare that will inevitably result in far fewer jobs for actual creatives. Thank god
Some of the anti-AI stuff feels a bit like when people would say "don't use Wikipedia as a source." It's just like anything else, a piece of information that you weigh against multiple sources and your own understanding of its likely failure modes
April 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
A gaggle of inbred Cheryls frothing at the mouth to destroy people’s lives for the sin of existing

I hope spiders lay eggs in their ears
I can’t help but think something has gone wrong in your life if you’re spending your morning off work holding a sign that says “Large Gametes”.
April 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The “it’s Morbin time” meme but with Bartleby the Scrivener
April 15, 2025 at 3:10 AM