David Marshall
@funmandave.bsky.social
When you discuss other people, you should emphasize that they are People, not that they are Other.
Nice fog earlier.
January 19, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Nice fog earlier.
Google street view caught my dog in the middle of a line of three dogs sniffing each other’s butts at the dog park.
It was very bittersweet as I noticed it right after Charlie had neck surgery and had to be crated for months. (He’s fine now.)
It was very bittersweet as I noticed it right after Charlie had neck surgery and had to be crated for months. (He’s fine now.)
January 14, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Google street view caught my dog in the middle of a line of three dogs sniffing each other’s butts at the dog park.
It was very bittersweet as I noticed it right after Charlie had neck surgery and had to be crated for months. (He’s fine now.)
It was very bittersweet as I noticed it right after Charlie had neck surgery and had to be crated for months. (He’s fine now.)
The side benefits are indeed lifesaving.
January 10, 2026 at 7:22 AM
The side benefits are indeed lifesaving.
I once paid $700 for a hard disk drive that had less than 1/1000th the capacity of your phone’s memory, punk.
Now get off my lawn!
Oh, also: I still have this T-shirt.
Now get off my lawn!
Oh, also: I still have this T-shirt.
January 10, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I once paid $700 for a hard disk drive that had less than 1/1000th the capacity of your phone’s memory, punk.
Now get off my lawn!
Oh, also: I still have this T-shirt.
Now get off my lawn!
Oh, also: I still have this T-shirt.
Yes! The contrast on the clouds gets better after sunset and often the colors become spectacular.
January 10, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Yes! The contrast on the clouds gets better after sunset and often the colors become spectacular.
My fleece is distressed.
January 8, 2026 at 3:26 PM
My fleece is distressed.
The eyes of the one king fairly scream “I thought I was the biggest spoon!”
January 7, 2026 at 3:53 AM
The eyes of the one king fairly scream “I thought I was the biggest spoon!”
A) learn to thread instead of spawning new branches when people ignore your BS.
B) your claims that you have friends would be more plausible if you hadn’t puss away your credibility from the start.
C) I’ll waste no more time on you, fyi.
D) lol, sure:
B) your claims that you have friends would be more plausible if you hadn’t puss away your credibility from the start.
C) I’ll waste no more time on you, fyi.
D) lol, sure:
January 3, 2026 at 5:28 PM
A) learn to thread instead of spawning new branches when people ignore your BS.
B) your claims that you have friends would be more plausible if you hadn’t puss away your credibility from the start.
C) I’ll waste no more time on you, fyi.
D) lol, sure:
B) your claims that you have friends would be more plausible if you hadn’t puss away your credibility from the start.
C) I’ll waste no more time on you, fyi.
D) lol, sure:
Just shoveling Cheez-It houses into the cart.
Wait—what?
Wait—what?
December 31, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Just shoveling Cheez-It houses into the cart.
Wait—what?
Wait—what?
This guy agrees.
December 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
This guy agrees.
“It comes in fucking pints!”
December 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
“It comes in fucking pints!”
Sure, yeah, there’s a theoretical construction where the derailment is caused by the train’s desire to see a pretty face, but… come on!
December 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Sure, yeah, there’s a theoretical construction where the derailment is caused by the train’s desire to see a pretty face, but… come on!
Christmas is too much, and Charlie has just given up.
December 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Christmas is too much, and Charlie has just given up.
Charlie says Hi!
December 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Charlie says Hi!
It’s still there. And you really should stop at The Peg House for lunch.
December 23, 2025 at 5:43 AM
It’s still there. And you really should stop at The Peg House for lunch.
Elon Musk says there will be universal high income in the future, but given the children he caused to starve to death, I don’t see how it could be universal.
December 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Elon Musk says there will be universal high income in the future, but given the children he caused to starve to death, I don’t see how it could be universal.
My wife’s and my outfits for the day it happens.
December 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
My wife’s and my outfits for the day it happens.
Charlie: I sense we could be friends, Deejay!
December 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Charlie: I sense we could be friends, Deejay!
Mine’s basically a living emoji.
December 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Mine’s basically a living emoji.
Yes, it can. Congress hasn’t chosen to create such a committee, but they could, and if Trump’s popularity continues to fall, it becomes more likely that they will.
December 12, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Yes, it can. Congress hasn’t chosen to create such a committee, but they could, and if Trump’s popularity continues to fall, it becomes more likely that they will.