Happy Pre-Valentines to my single ladies #comedy #lol #beigegurl #london

Ah London, don’t go changin’… #comedy #standup #berlin #london #lol #beigegrl

I’m the oracle of our times #comedy #lol #beigegurl #dreams

Second time’s the charm.
Come through if you’re in #Berlin #newstandupawards #comedy #lol

Buddhism believes suffering is in part caused by attachment. Mine is uniquely caused by BVG and Karen energy. It also says everyone is suffering. So just to make sure I reverse uno’d Karen and reported her to HR. 😘 I don’t think I’m a Buddhist… #lol #comedy #karma

I thought I was able to retire from social life gracefully. But no. People had to acting stoopid, and now I have to be back on it cos that’s where I shine 🤷🏽‍♀️✨ #organise #joy #connect #resist #beigegurl

New platform new #Beigegurl I’m Seema! A writer, improviser and Stand up comedian. London born, Berlin based. I’ve always got crystals and a snack in my pocket, and have learned not to confuse the two.

People wonder why I believe in #astrology. It’s because I’ve seen it save lives. Today it saved a rude man from getting an iPhone inserted into him...

All it takes is for good people to do nothing or say some dumb shit like, nah it was an awkward hand gesture…

If you loved the “Roman Salute”, you’ll love the French Neck Massager! Available only for awkward elites fond of awkward arm gestures.

Every comic needs therapy. My therapist listens to me with compassion and patience, and when I nail a punchline she shoots tea out of her nose.
Earl Grey is the scent of validation now. #comedy #beigegurl #lol