Nora Lynch
@funnynora.bsky.social
Aspiring dissident. Lover of animals, even human ones. Typing on a device that’s smarter than I am. I write and tell jokes, mostly standing up. No DMs if we haven’t met. Thanks.
The manosphere? We used to just call it “earth.”
December 12, 2025 at 11:39 AM
The manosphere? We used to just call it “earth.”
Love me some Frankie. Thanks, universe.
December 12, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Love me some Frankie. Thanks, universe.
Honestly, the system is so jacked up. I’m coming to believe the problem is the Constitution itself. And that’s a sticky wicket if there ever was one. 🙄
December 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Honestly, the system is so jacked up. I’m coming to believe the problem is the Constitution itself. And that’s a sticky wicket if there ever was one. 🙄
It was always about the data.
December 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM
It was always about the data.
I’d like to see it gone.
December 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I’d like to see it gone.
FIFA is a filthy organization. Always has been.
December 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
FIFA is a filthy organization. Always has been.
I used to be pleased by these obvious and sensible lower court decisions. But now I don’t trust the SCOTUS any farther than I could bribe them.
December 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I used to be pleased by these obvious and sensible lower court decisions. But now I don’t trust the SCOTUS any farther than I could bribe them.
Of the five, he does fonts best.
December 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Of the five, he does fonts best.
Who’s doing his work? A taxidermist?
December 10, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Who’s doing his work? A taxidermist?
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Fantasy wish: a shock collar for lying
December 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Fantasy wish: a shock collar for lying
When he bankrupted those casinos he walked away with some $100 mil? He lost other people’s money. He’s never been a business man. He’s always been a con man. And a goddamn good one.
December 9, 2025 at 1:54 PM
When he bankrupted those casinos he walked away with some $100 mil? He lost other people’s money. He’s never been a business man. He’s always been a con man. And a goddamn good one.
Coates is usually the smartest guy in any room he finds himself in.
December 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Coates is usually the smartest guy in any room he finds himself in.
These people have only self interest.
December 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
These people have only self interest.
What might a “dazed compunction”feel like? I
December 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
What might a “dazed compunction”feel like? I
Stallone is… I don’t have words. Who does his work? A taxidermist?
December 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Stallone is… I don’t have words. Who does his work? A taxidermist?
Might makes right. Fascism. No surprises really. Still very frightening.
December 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Might makes right. Fascism. No surprises really. Still very frightening.
That’s a very sick man.
December 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
That’s a very sick man.
His next slip is into a soft bed with a lid on it.
December 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
His next slip is into a soft bed with a lid on it.