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Nora Lynch
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Aspiring dissident. Lover of animals, even human ones. Typing on a device that’s smarter than I am. I write and tell jokes, mostly standing up. No DMs if we haven’t met. Thanks.
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I’m telling you, the regime is crumbling.
BREAKING: Democrats and Republicans in Congress just voted to pass the Protect America’s Workforce Act to restore federal workers’ union rights – the first time the House has voted to overturn a Trump executive order in this term. https://bit.ly/4oNyBQc
December 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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It feels like the Trump presidency is crumbling, don't it?
December 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Make America Healthy Again. Really?

Double ACA premiums. Kick 15 million off health care. Undermine lifesaving vaccines and spark disease outbreaks.

The Trump administration is endangering the health of the American people.
The measles outbreak in South Carolina is “accelerating” with no end in sight following Thanksgiving and other large gatherings, state health officials say.
South Carolina measles outbreak is 'accelerating,' driving hundreds into quarantine
Some students who remain unvaccinated are now in a second 21-day quarantine since the beginning of the school year.
nbcnews.to
December 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Fantasy wish: a shock collar for lying
December 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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What — and I cannot stress this enough — the fuck is this
Possibly the only thing more freakish than Nuzzi's prose is the contortions her defenders twist themselves into. "She's not just hot, but she definitely is hot, while also being a vulnerable smol child. Also, criticizing her is sexist."
December 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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I'm asking Microsoft, Nvidia, Meta, Apple, Amazon, Union Pacific, and Comcast about their donations to Trump’s “Big Gold Ballroom.”

These companies all have important antitrust business before the federal government. Are these donations wink & nod payments for political favors?
Exclusive | Democrats Press Firms About Trump Ballroom Donations
Lawmakers, including Sen. Elizabeth Warren, ask if Nvidia, Apple, Meta and others made donations in exchange for favorable treatment.
www.wsj.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Before the vaccine for Hepatitis 20,000 infants got it
After the vaccine 20 got it

Please vaccinate
December 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Officials from both parties have refused to turn over sensitive voter information, insisting they will protect the data entrusted to them — no matter how many lawsuits the Trump administration intends to file. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
States Push Back Against Trump DOJ Lawsuits Seeking Millions of Voters’ Private Data
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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According to a new study, members of Congressional leadership perform 47% better in stock market trades than their rank-and-file peers, thanks to access to nonpublic information.

Today would be a great day to ban ALL elected officials from trading stock, don't you think?
December 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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So, you know how people say stuff like, "just repost this & you'll have supported journalism"?

But this time... it's literally true!

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let's make this go viral!
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December 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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The most interesting part of this story isn’t that the pipe bomber is MAGA. That was blatantly obvious. What should interest folks is that the FBI and DoJ hid that fact from you, and still haven’t made a statement. This info is coming from sources on the condition of anonymity.
December 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Official WH portrait suggestion
December 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Over the last 6 months, the Justice Department has demanded full, unredacted voter rolls from dozens of states.

The goal? To build the federal government’s first-ever national database of registered voters using their private info.
Trump’s DOJ is building a voter purge machine—powered by your private data
The federal agency ordinarily would prevent attacks on voting rights. Now it’s carrying them out.
www.motherjones.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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I guess this is the best Supreme Court that money can buy. I hate John Roberts and his conservative Supreme Court so much.

Have you ever seen any person of the judiciary hate democracy and Americans so much??

If you are brown or black or a woman you are an idiot if you voted for Trump. #WarnedYou
December 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Look how easy it was for everyone to quit talking about the Epstein files
December 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Spotify has laid off thousands in recent years, while reportedly paying artists $0.003 per stream.

Spotify profits rose 28% in Q3. Its CEO is worth $9.8 billion. It's making money off ICE recruitment ads.

Don't you think it's time put a wrap on corporate greed and exploitation?
December 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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We know Trump's hold on MAGA is weakening because there aren't a bunch of goofs out there intentionally bruising the back of their hand.
December 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Has anyone called him Hagueseth yet? Seems like it should be a thing.
December 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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President Trump has now pardoned 12 members of Congress convicted of crimes varying from tax evasion, campaign corruption, lying to the FBI, bribery, insider trading, obstruction, etc.

If Jeff Epstein were alive today, he’d be a free man in Trump’s America.
December 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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He says he's against fraud, yet he issues pardons to fraudsters.

He says he's against illegal drugs, yet he issues pardons to drug traffickers.

He says he's against treason, yet he issues pardons to those convicted of sedition.

This post is about the Epstein files.
December 4, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Department of War (Crimes).
NOW it makes sense!
December 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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And as the legend goes, he'll be sleeping for the next 20 years -which is probably the greatest Christmas gift any of us has ever, and will ever receive.

#DonaldTrump
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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The self is not something ready-made, but something in continuous formation through choice of action.

John Dewey
December 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM