Santa's Little Helper
@funsizedaddy.bsky.social
NSFW * NSFW *NSFW (that means i show my junk)
5'4.
Kinsey 7
Los Angeles
Free Palestine
Please don't ask me for money
18+ For fuck's sake, mom, do not scroll down
I don't do this for money, just attention.
5'4.
Kinsey 7
Los Angeles
Free Palestine
Please don't ask me for money
18+ For fuck's sake, mom, do not scroll down
I don't do this for money, just attention.
i'm told it's delicious
December 1, 2025 at 6:27 AM
i'm told it's delicious
typing out my letter to santa
November 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
typing out my letter to santa
the wrong kind of bed head
November 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
the wrong kind of bed head
just so you know, i'm a grower
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
just so you know, i'm a grower
i remember when i took my woke test. i was so worried. thankfully i passed and the gays let me in.
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
i remember when i took my woke test. i was so worried. thankfully i passed and the gays let me in.
horngry.. send help
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
horngry.. send help
there's a butch lesbian at drag brunch giving off Kiefer Sutherland from The Lost Boys vibes and she keeps looking at me like she wants to peg me. and i don't know how i feel about that
November 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
there's a butch lesbian at drag brunch giving off Kiefer Sutherland from The Lost Boys vibes and she keeps looking at me like she wants to peg me. and i don't know how i feel about that
put on your 3d glasses gal
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 AM
put on your 3d glasses gal
hide your dad, we prowlin'
November 22, 2025 at 6:13 AM
hide your dad, we prowlin'
they chased them into the woods lol
November 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
they chased them into the woods lol
i don't normally give shout-outs to the state that i was born in and grew up in, but fuck if North Carolina didn't show ICE the fucking door.
North Carolinians don't like the federal government showing up and harassing their neighbors. they are slow to anger but quick to stand up for others.
North Carolinians don't like the federal government showing up and harassing their neighbors. they are slow to anger but quick to stand up for others.
November 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
i don't normally give shout-outs to the state that i was born in and grew up in, but fuck if North Carolina didn't show ICE the fucking door.
North Carolinians don't like the federal government showing up and harassing their neighbors. they are slow to anger but quick to stand up for others.
North Carolinians don't like the federal government showing up and harassing their neighbors. they are slow to anger but quick to stand up for others.
another interview. same job. wish me luck bbs ❤️
November 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
another interview. same job. wish me luck bbs ❤️
the rain has turned me into a crafty gay.
November 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
the rain has turned me into a crafty gay.
Thighsday. please massage them.
November 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Thighsday. please massage them.
how did i just find out about the Wicked Whims mod on Sims 4?
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
how did i just find out about the Wicked Whims mod on Sims 4?
eye thread
(forgive the early christmas theme)
(forgive the early christmas theme)
November 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
eye thread
(forgive the early christmas theme)
(forgive the early christmas theme)
it can go lower, keep it up woke baez.
November 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
it can go lower, keep it up woke baez.
something something humpday
November 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
something something humpday
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 5:33 AM
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.