Santa's Little Helper
@funsizedaddy.bsky.social
NSFW * NSFW *NSFW (that means i show my junk)
5'4.
Kinsey 7
Los Angeles
Free Palestine
Please don't ask me for money
18+ For fuck's sake, mom, do not scroll down
I don't do this for money, just attention.
5'4.
Kinsey 7
Los Angeles
Free Palestine
Please don't ask me for money
18+ For fuck's sake, mom, do not scroll down
I don't do this for money, just attention.
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3. Please don’t lift any of my content.
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2. Please label your adult content.
3. Please don’t lift any of my content.
4. Don’t reply to my skeets with your own adult content.
5. Don’t quote tweet me in a negative way. If you don’t like something move on
6. Be kind and treat others with respect.
i'm told it's delicious
December 1, 2025 at 6:27 AM
i'm told it's delicious
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typing out my letter to santa
November 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
typing out my letter to santa
typing out my letter to santa
November 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
typing out my letter to santa
the wrong kind of bed head
November 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
the wrong kind of bed head
just so you know, i'm a grower
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
just so you know, i'm a grower
i need someone who is big and beefy to come lay on me
November 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
i need someone who is big and beefy to come lay on me
dear future self:
make sure a trick can go home 'after' before taking him home. this is not a halfway house for big dicked boys
make sure a trick can go home 'after' before taking him home. this is not a halfway house for big dicked boys
November 28, 2025 at 11:06 AM
dear future self:
make sure a trick can go home 'after' before taking him home. this is not a halfway house for big dicked boys
make sure a trick can go home 'after' before taking him home. this is not a halfway house for big dicked boys
on holidays (and every day) it's important to label your adult content
some ppl might be scrolling bsky as an escape around conservative family. this can be an important thing.
please don't take away their ability to control what pops up on their phone
some ppl might be scrolling bsky as an escape around conservative family. this can be an important thing.
please don't take away their ability to control what pops up on their phone
November 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
on holidays (and every day) it's important to label your adult content
some ppl might be scrolling bsky as an escape around conservative family. this can be an important thing.
please don't take away their ability to control what pops up on their phone
some ppl might be scrolling bsky as an escape around conservative family. this can be an important thing.
please don't take away their ability to control what pops up on their phone
watching the Duffer bros recommended rewatch episodes before starting Stranger Things season 5, and I forgot how much I loved Steve’s arc in Season 2.
a young man wearing a backpack and a grey jacket
ALT: a young man wearing a backpack and a grey jacket
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
watching the Duffer bros recommended rewatch episodes before starting Stranger Things season 5, and I forgot how much I loved Steve’s arc in Season 2.
god i hope he dies before he pardons any of these traitors
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
god i hope he dies before he pardons any of these traitors
i remember when i took my woke test. i was so worried. thankfully i passed and the gays let me in.
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
i remember when i took my woke test. i was so worried. thankfully i passed and the gays let me in.
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Charlie Brown (2026)
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Charlie Brown (2026)
I'm dismayed that @forttroff.bsky.social has apparently discontinued Grunt Cum Hybrid lube with CBD.
does anyone have any ideas of similar?
I've tried Spunk - it's ok. I've tried @mrsleather.bsky.social cum lube hybrid and it makes my ass feel like it's on fire.
does anyone have any ideas of similar?
I've tried Spunk - it's ok. I've tried @mrsleather.bsky.social cum lube hybrid and it makes my ass feel like it's on fire.
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I'm dismayed that @forttroff.bsky.social has apparently discontinued Grunt Cum Hybrid lube with CBD.
does anyone have any ideas of similar?
I've tried Spunk - it's ok. I've tried @mrsleather.bsky.social cum lube hybrid and it makes my ass feel like it's on fire.
does anyone have any ideas of similar?
I've tried Spunk - it's ok. I've tried @mrsleather.bsky.social cum lube hybrid and it makes my ass feel like it's on fire.
horngry.. send help
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
horngry.. send help
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"Elon Musk’s social media site X has rolled out a new feature in an effort to increase transparency — and unwittingly revealed that many of the site’s top MAGA influencers are actually foreign actors."
www.thedailybeast.com/top-maga-inf...
www.thedailybeast.com/top-maga-inf...
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
"Elon Musk’s social media site X has rolled out a new feature in an effort to increase transparency — and unwittingly revealed that many of the site’s top MAGA influencers are actually foreign actors."
www.thedailybeast.com/top-maga-inf...
www.thedailybeast.com/top-maga-inf...
in a parallel universe i live on a ranch/raccoon sanctuary where Hillary won in 2016, she kept Covid at bay, and healthcare/housing became a basic human right in the US. Trans kids are protected, women decide what goes on with their own bodies, and Nazis get punched when they spew their nonsense.
November 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
in a parallel universe i live on a ranch/raccoon sanctuary where Hillary won in 2016, she kept Covid at bay, and healthcare/housing became a basic human right in the US. Trans kids are protected, women decide what goes on with their own bodies, and Nazis get punched when they spew their nonsense.
there's a butch lesbian at drag brunch giving off Kiefer Sutherland from The Lost Boys vibes and she keeps looking at me like she wants to peg me. and i don't know how i feel about that
November 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
there's a butch lesbian at drag brunch giving off Kiefer Sutherland from The Lost Boys vibes and she keeps looking at me like she wants to peg me. and i don't know how i feel about that
whenever i see a hot guy in the gym locker room then see he's walking around barefoot
a woman with blue eyes is making a funny face with her tongue out .
ALT: a woman with blue eyes is making a funny face with her tongue out .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
whenever i see a hot guy in the gym locker room then see he's walking around barefoot
people walking across the roof of my house, w/o my permission, to do work on other people's houses is throwing me into constitutional crisis:
-the noise they're making is upsetting my dog
-they shouldn't be on my property w/o permission
-I should bitch to the HOA about it
-please, don't be that guy
-the noise they're making is upsetting my dog
-they shouldn't be on my property w/o permission
-I should bitch to the HOA about it
-please, don't be that guy
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
people walking across the roof of my house, w/o my permission, to do work on other people's houses is throwing me into constitutional crisis:
-the noise they're making is upsetting my dog
-they shouldn't be on my property w/o permission
-I should bitch to the HOA about it
-please, don't be that guy
-the noise they're making is upsetting my dog
-they shouldn't be on my property w/o permission
-I should bitch to the HOA about it
-please, don't be that guy
i had to uninstall my Sims sexuality mod bc watching my Sims engaged in a 4-way while their toddler was crying from hunger in the next room felt like the exact reason i didn't have kids in the first place. i don't need this constant reminder that i would have been a shit parent 🙃
November 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
i had to uninstall my Sims sexuality mod bc watching my Sims engaged in a 4-way while their toddler was crying from hunger in the next room felt like the exact reason i didn't have kids in the first place. i don't need this constant reminder that i would have been a shit parent 🙃
put on your 3d glasses gal
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 AM
put on your 3d glasses gal
hide your dad, we prowlin'
November 22, 2025 at 6:13 AM
hide your dad, we prowlin'