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5'4.
Kinsey 7
Los Angeles
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I don't do this for money, just attention.
5'4.
Kinsey 7
Los Angeles
Free Palestine
Please don't ask me for money
18+ For fuck's sake, mom, do not scroll down
I don't do this for money, just attention.
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@funsizedaddy.bsky.social
· Mar 30
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Gavin Newsom is a slick-talking rich transphobic cop-loving dishonest opportunist. He takes his marching orders from billionaires.
Newsom is a phony. I think most Americans can see right through him.
I don't think he stands a chance in the general. He's Joe Lieberman with better hair.
Newsom is a phony. I think most Americans can see right through him.
I don't think he stands a chance in the general. He's Joe Lieberman with better hair.
January 16, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Gavin Newsom is a slick-talking rich transphobic cop-loving dishonest opportunist. He takes his marching orders from billionaires.
Newsom is a phony. I think most Americans can see right through him.
I don't think he stands a chance in the general. He's Joe Lieberman with better hair.
Newsom is a phony. I think most Americans can see right through him.
I don't think he stands a chance in the general. He's Joe Lieberman with better hair.
a 20-something gay was on tiktok saying men over a certain age shouldn't bleach their hair. bitch please. we have lived long enough to do whatever the fuck we want to do. i need no child's permission or validation. one day you'll get it. i feel more like me when i'm blonde. that's all u need to know
January 16, 2026 at 6:26 AM
a 20-something gay was on tiktok saying men over a certain age shouldn't bleach their hair. bitch please. we have lived long enough to do whatever the fuck we want to do. i need no child's permission or validation. one day you'll get it. i feel more like me when i'm blonde. that's all u need to know
so most federal money comes from the people in the cities he says won't get federal money. so let's just keep it and spend it how we see fit.
January 15, 2026 at 8:26 PM
so most federal money comes from the people in the cities he says won't get federal money. so let's just keep it and spend it how we see fit.
i volunteer a lot at the LA LGBT senior center serving lunch. one day a lady who is there all the time told me she voted for trump and i made her feel so bad about it she won't even look at me now when i go.
that's the energy i'm taking with me the rest of my life. feel bad bitch
that's the energy i'm taking with me the rest of my life. feel bad bitch
January 15, 2026 at 7:16 PM
i volunteer a lot at the LA LGBT senior center serving lunch. one day a lady who is there all the time told me she voted for trump and i made her feel so bad about it she won't even look at me now when i go.
that's the energy i'm taking with me the rest of my life. feel bad bitch
that's the energy i'm taking with me the rest of my life. feel bad bitch
i woke up hungry at 4 am and couldn't go back to sleep. i probably should have eaten more than 8 chicken nuggets and a bowl of protein cereal yesterday
January 15, 2026 at 12:51 PM
i woke up hungry at 4 am and couldn't go back to sleep. i probably should have eaten more than 8 chicken nuggets and a bowl of protein cereal yesterday
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Non-protesting dad just trying to hustle his kids, as young as 6mo, out of the neighborhood. ICE threw a flash-bang INTO HIS car, all 6 kids in the hospital now.
If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
That is what was relayed
January 15, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Non-protesting dad just trying to hustle his kids, as young as 6mo, out of the neighborhood. ICE threw a flash-bang INTO HIS car, all 6 kids in the hospital now.
If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
somebody just asked if i was 27 and said i had a nice ass. i asked him if he could see well enough to get home
January 14, 2026 at 7:50 AM
somebody just asked if i was 27 and said i had a nice ass. i asked him if he could see well enough to get home
i love playing with toys but the amount of time it takes to prep and clean up after vs the time it takes me to cum is so obnoxious. i can cum in five mins without all the work and then go on about my day 🤷🏼♂️
January 14, 2026 at 2:14 AM
i love playing with toys but the amount of time it takes to prep and clean up after vs the time it takes me to cum is so obnoxious. i can cum in five mins without all the work and then go on about my day 🤷🏼♂️
the LA fitness on Hollywood Boulevard is just as batshit crazy as you'd imagine.
what the fuck do you think is going on in this stall? (and there is at least one person in it according to the shoes i saw moving around)
what the fuck do you think is going on in this stall? (and there is at least one person in it according to the shoes i saw moving around)
January 13, 2026 at 12:07 AM
the LA fitness on Hollywood Boulevard is just as batshit crazy as you'd imagine.
what the fuck do you think is going on in this stall? (and there is at least one person in it according to the shoes i saw moving around)
what the fuck do you think is going on in this stall? (and there is at least one person in it according to the shoes i saw moving around)
the fact that you pretty much use enough resources to kill a polar bear every time you use AI is enough for me to continue hating AI.
on top of that, the tech bro fascists running the AI companies don't give a shit about the ethical concerns AI that come with each innovation
on top of that, the tech bro fascists running the AI companies don't give a shit about the ethical concerns AI that come with each innovation
January 12, 2026 at 5:17 PM
the fact that you pretty much use enough resources to kill a polar bear every time you use AI is enough for me to continue hating AI.
on top of that, the tech bro fascists running the AI companies don't give a shit about the ethical concerns AI that come with each innovation
on top of that, the tech bro fascists running the AI companies don't give a shit about the ethical concerns AI that come with each innovation
kip is so much better in the 4th book. the narrator is delightful.
January 11, 2026 at 9:05 PM
kip is so much better in the 4th book. the narrator is delightful.
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BREAKING: Staggering scenes as brave Iranians stand up to their illegitimate government in Tehran... um, hang on, I'm being told this is actually Minneapolis. Forget I said anything...
January 11, 2026 at 11:54 AM
BREAKING: Staggering scenes as brave Iranians stand up to their illegitimate government in Tehran... um, hang on, I'm being told this is actually Minneapolis. Forget I said anything...
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A bombshell new video shows that Good was not actually blocking ICE; instead, she waved for the agents to “go around” her vehicle after dropping someone off.
However, the agents swarmed, pulling on the doors and demanding she “get out of the fucking car!” trib.al/StJkKeI
However, the agents swarmed, pulling on the doors and demanding she “get out of the fucking car!” trib.al/StJkKeI
January 9, 2026 at 4:35 PM
A bombshell new video shows that Good was not actually blocking ICE; instead, she waved for the agents to “go around” her vehicle after dropping someone off.
However, the agents swarmed, pulling on the doors and demanding she “get out of the fucking car!” trib.al/StJkKeI
However, the agents swarmed, pulling on the doors and demanding she “get out of the fucking car!” trib.al/StJkKeI
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Ya know I was gonna write something thought provoking about a career wasted and how this guy threw away a lot of good intentions from more left leaning voters but my primary point I feel worth making is:
Wow, this guy fucking sucks, actually.
Wow, this guy fucking sucks, actually.
“I believe Greenland has massive strategic benefits for the United States,” John Fetterman wrote.
Dem Senator Breaks Ranks to Support Trump’s Takeover Plan
John Fetterman said he supports the Trump administration’s bonkers push to take over Greenland.
trib.al
January 9, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Ya know I was gonna write something thought provoking about a career wasted and how this guy threw away a lot of good intentions from more left leaning voters but my primary point I feel worth making is:
Wow, this guy fucking sucks, actually.
Wow, this guy fucking sucks, actually.
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Story updated with new brand new photos of Jonathan Ross, one in Iraq, and with more new info about the officer who killed Renee Good:
theintercept.com/2026/01/08/i...
theintercept.com/2026/01/08/i...
January 8, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Story updated with new brand new photos of Jonathan Ross, one in Iraq, and with more new info about the officer who killed Renee Good:
theintercept.com/2026/01/08/i...
theintercept.com/2026/01/08/i...
there will be a point where Americans start to shoot back, en masse. i hope we can reign in this shit show before it gets to that point.
January 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
there will be a point where Americans start to shoot back, en masse. i hope we can reign in this shit show before it gets to that point.
if your congressperson and senators are not willing to do anything short of setting the capitol building on fire to stop this gestapo administration, you need better representation in congress
i know i do.
looking at you:
@adamschiff.com
@repluzrivas.bsky.social
@padilla.senate.gov
i know i do.
looking at you:
@adamschiff.com
@repluzrivas.bsky.social
@padilla.senate.gov
January 9, 2026 at 12:12 AM
if your congressperson and senators are not willing to do anything short of setting the capitol building on fire to stop this gestapo administration, you need better representation in congress
i know i do.
looking at you:
@adamschiff.com
@repluzrivas.bsky.social
@padilla.senate.gov
i know i do.
looking at you:
@adamschiff.com
@repluzrivas.bsky.social
@padilla.senate.gov
if Heated Rivalry were actually an authentic gay story, it would have used the AIM door closing version in the All The Things She Said montage
Tatu - All The Things She Said (AIM Door [RaptorX30])
YouTube video by ChibberBipper
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January 8, 2026 at 10:31 PM
if Heated Rivalry were actually an authentic gay story, it would have used the AIM door closing version in the All The Things She Said montage
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You know it’s bad when Jeff Bezos’ newspaper won’t even attempt to lie for Trump’s thug army. Front page of WaPo right now below.
We cannot let Renee Good’s death be in vain. Abolish ICE now.
We cannot let Renee Good’s death be in vain. Abolish ICE now.
January 8, 2026 at 4:11 PM
You know it’s bad when Jeff Bezos’ newspaper won’t even attempt to lie for Trump’s thug army. Front page of WaPo right now below.
We cannot let Renee Good’s death be in vain. Abolish ICE now.
We cannot let Renee Good’s death be in vain. Abolish ICE now.
at what point did the french roll out the guillotines?
asking for a nation..
asking for a nation..
January 8, 2026 at 5:52 AM
at what point did the french roll out the guillotines?
asking for a nation..
asking for a nation..
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It looks like Tim Walz is not playing.
"I've issued a warning order to prepare the Minnesota National Guard… these National Guard troops are our National Guard troops. Minnesota will not allow our community to be used as a prop in a national political fight."
"I've issued a warning order to prepare the Minnesota National Guard… these National Guard troops are our National Guard troops. Minnesota will not allow our community to be used as a prop in a national political fight."
January 7, 2026 at 10:46 PM
It looks like Tim Walz is not playing.
"I've issued a warning order to prepare the Minnesota National Guard… these National Guard troops are our National Guard troops. Minnesota will not allow our community to be used as a prop in a national political fight."
"I've issued a warning order to prepare the Minnesota National Guard… these National Guard troops are our National Guard troops. Minnesota will not allow our community to be used as a prop in a national political fight."
i have to say that even though i would have preferred a few more episodes with Scott & Kip, the changes Tierney made to their story were good choices and were emotionally correct. like Kip's relationship with his dad was a lot more significant in the show
January 7, 2026 at 10:38 PM
i have to say that even though i would have preferred a few more episodes with Scott & Kip, the changes Tierney made to their story were good choices and were emotionally correct. like Kip's relationship with his dad was a lot more significant in the show
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I need people to wrap their minds around the fact that here in Minneapolis, ICE broke the window of a vehicle yesterday, pepper sprayed the occupants, and arrested them, and shot another observer in the face today, and OBSERVERS ARE STILL GOING OUT TO PROTECT THEIR NEIGHBORS AT MASSIVE PERSONAL RISK
I’m eating lunch, I’m having a panic attack, I’m charging my phone, and then I’m going back out to try and keep my neighborhood safe.
January 7, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I need people to wrap their minds around the fact that here in Minneapolis, ICE broke the window of a vehicle yesterday, pepper sprayed the occupants, and arrested them, and shot another observer in the face today, and OBSERVERS ARE STILL GOING OUT TO PROTECT THEIR NEIGHBORS AT MASSIVE PERSONAL RISK
even though i know what's going to happen, the angst is killing me a week into their fight
January 6, 2026 at 11:32 PM
even though i know what's going to happen, the angst is killing me a week into their fight