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Cockroaches!!!

The real winner here, as ever, will be my therapist

This is my life now

The EDM remix at the end goes unnecessarily hard youtu.be/Mr_vdub0dIc?...

On the very day my current employer's IT department blocked my IDE too. This is it now, just churning out pivot tables to be ignored for the rest of time. Ho ho ho

Honestly I sort of wish they did have feelings. If one day Copilot just snapped and went LEARN TO TYPE YOU LAZY FUCKING MARE after the 300th time I've fed it a poorly formatted SQL query, I would feel extremely bad and immediately start paying attention to my syntax

I think a large portion of the population never recovered from Decimal Day personally. Did Decimalisation by Max Bygraves cause Brexit? Quite possibly

I have previously bought him one of those letter size checkers but I guess given his main engagement with the world is via Talking Pictures TV I should be grateful he's not out there trying to spend shillings and crowns

The former song a) commences with the phrase "listen up huns", b) allegedly belongs to the hyperpop genre, and c) is a collaboration with Celebrations chocolates. Truly, what a time to be alive

Fucking state of it last year, for a bunch of dorks they sure don't read a lot of history books