Started out with infosec content, now I just post secret, important things for the edification of all mankind. Consider yourself edified.
Obligatory #FCKPTN #NAFO
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Oh fuck me, ironing tuxedo shirt incoming.
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Oh fuck me, ironing tuxedo shirt incoming.
Sometimes it grows, and it’s like having a random plant generator in your house. Neither I nor Seek have any clue wtf #1 are, #2 is tangerine. #plantsky #houseplants #feedmeseymour
Sometimes it grows, and it’s like having a random plant generator in your house. Neither I nor Seek have any clue wtf #1 are, #2 is tangerine. #plantsky #houseplants #feedmeseymour
"They're going to bake him!"
"Just one egg, because on egg is un oeuf"
"Let them be cake"
"Deconstructed Marie Antoinette"
"That's assault and battering"
"Sacre cordón bleu!"
"They just offered him an egg in this trying time."
"They just want him to feel _pain._"
"They're going to bake him!"
"Just one egg, because on egg is un oeuf"
"Let them be cake"
"Deconstructed Marie Antoinette"
"That's assault and battering"
"Sacre cordón bleu!"
"They just offered him an egg in this trying time."
"They just want him to feel _pain._"
Oh dear.
Oh dear.
I have a few more suggestions:
- decommission Russia's nuclear weapons
- confiscate all Russian state-owned and -affiliated assets abroad and use them to reimburse Ukraine
- break up Russia into 5-6 smaller, more manageable states
I have a few more suggestions:
- decommission Russia's nuclear weapons
- confiscate all Russian state-owned and -affiliated assets abroad and use them to reimburse Ukraine
- break up Russia into 5-6 smaller, more manageable states
"Cleaning of clothes with compressed air while they are being worn strictly prohibited. Danger of deadly injury"
...which I find inexplicably hilarious, because mental image &c
"Cleaning of clothes with compressed air while they are being worn strictly prohibited. Danger of deadly injury"
...which I find inexplicably hilarious, because mental image &c
"'Forgive me, father, for I have sinned' and 'I'm sorry, daddy, but I've been naughty' are two phrases where every word is a synonym but overall has an entirely different context."
"'Forgive me, father, for I have sinned' and 'I'm sorry, daddy, but I've been naughty' are two phrases where every word is a synonym but overall has an entirely different context."
#MinnesotaTwins #TwinsBaseball #MLB
"[...] But, I don’t think they’ll take exactly our version, but at least it’ll be as close to it as possible"
"[...] They might not take and say that it was agreed with us. That’s what I’m afraid of."
"[...] No, no, no. I’ll say it exactly as you say it, word for word."
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"[...] But, I don’t think they’ll take exactly our version, but at least it’ll be as close to it as possible"
"[...] They might not take and say that it was agreed with us. That’s what I’m afraid of."
"[...] No, no, no. I’ll say it exactly as you say it, word for word."
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Milvus Milvus right outside my office window in Switzerland.
Milvus Milvus right outside my office window in Switzerland.
"My mom does this thing called, ‘weaponized gifting,’ where she chooses the worst possible gifts ever so you’ll never expect anything palatable from her"
I'm on team mom. This is amazing.
"My mom does this thing called, ‘weaponized gifting,’ where she chooses the worst possible gifts ever so you’ll never expect anything palatable from her"
I'm on team mom. This is amazing.