fuzzy gaijin
@fuzzygaijin.bsky.social
long distance gaijin father of baby baby & monkey man, musician, artist, gamer, philosopher, swearer, half assed viking, old fart metalhead. Sylvester's butt scratcher.🤘🎸🗽👺🍺
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A few months ago, ICE hired me
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.
slate.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:11 PM
A few months ago, ICE hired me
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
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The @wired.com guide to ICE invading your neighborhood:
What to Do If ICE Invades Your Neighborhood
With federal agents storming the streets of American communities, there's no single right way to approach this dangerous moment. But there are steps you can take to stay safe—and have an impact.
www.wired.com
January 13, 2026 at 10:56 AM
The @wired.com guide to ICE invading your neighborhood:
at a dollar store today when I heard a young girl speaking Spanish and her grandma. I was IMMEDIATELY paranoid. I stayed in the store til they left just to be sure they had 1 viking on their side if anyone gave them shit cause I couldn't trust the other white breads to do the same. I hate this.
January 10, 2026 at 10:44 PM
at a dollar store today when I heard a young girl speaking Spanish and her grandma. I was IMMEDIATELY paranoid. I stayed in the store til they left just to be sure they had 1 viking on their side if anyone gave them shit cause I couldn't trust the other white breads to do the same. I hate this.
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“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” —George Orwell (1984)
January 8, 2026 at 3:32 PM
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” —George Orwell (1984)
this could be us but you blah blah blah
January 9, 2026 at 12:34 AM
this could be us but you blah blah blah
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When people say, "see you later alligator," I like to say, "In a while pedophile," because people who say that stuff are likely pedophiles.
November 30, 2024 at 6:39 PM
When people say, "see you later alligator," I like to say, "In a while pedophile," because people who say that stuff are likely pedophiles.
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New York City parents may soon have access to free child care for their 2-year-olds, under a plan set to be unveiled Thursday by Gov. Kathy Hochul and Mayor Zohran Mamdani.
Hochul and Mamdani to Unveil Free Child Care Plan in New York City
New York City parents may soon have access to free child care for their 2-year-olds, under a plan set to be unveiled Thursday by Gov. Kathy Hochul and Mayor Zohran
www.wktv.com
January 8, 2026 at 8:00 PM
New York City parents may soon have access to free child care for their 2-year-olds, under a plan set to be unveiled Thursday by Gov. Kathy Hochul and Mayor Zohran Mamdani.
Last night my kids lost their Japanese grandpa.
January 4, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Last night my kids lost their Japanese grandpa.
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5 guys burgers 1 cup
January 1, 2026 at 11:07 PM
5 guys burgers 1 cup
mom gave me one of my stepdad's watches. he died a couple months ago.
December 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
mom gave me one of my stepdad's watches. he died a couple months ago.
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Become ungovernable
December 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Become ungovernable
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Mom’s a lib, Calvin is a lefty.
December 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Mom’s a lib, Calvin is a lefty.
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The Otesaga in Cooperstown has been ranked as the sixth best hotel in the nation for the holiday season by USA Today.
The Otesaga in Cooperstown Ranked 6th Best Hotel for Holidays
The Otesaga in Cooperstown has been ranked as the sixth best hotel in the nation for the holiday season by USA Today.
www.wktv.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The Otesaga in Cooperstown has been ranked as the sixth best hotel in the nation for the holiday season by USA Today.
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Schools across New York State have served over 150 million free meals since September, thanks to the Universal School Meals law.
150 Million+ Free Meals Served to New York Students
Schools across New York State have served over 150 million free meals since September, thanks to the Universal School Meals law.
www.wktv.com
December 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Schools across New York State have served over 150 million free meals since September, thanks to the Universal School Meals law.
"Hey Sloppy Moe, what do you know?"
December 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
"Hey Sloppy Moe, what do you know?"
Just when you think those guys couldn't get any worse!! This mother fucker steps up and says "hold my UC!"
A former corrections officer, awaiting sentencing in the death of an inmate, was arrested again.
Grand Jury Indicts Utica Man in Sexual Assault Investigation
A former corrections officer, awaiting sentencing in the death of an inmate, was arrested again.
www.wktv.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Just when you think those guys couldn't get any worse!! This mother fucker steps up and says "hold my UC!"
Oohhh! That fuzzy little guy just knows NY has got da beat fuckin pie!
December 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Oohhh! That fuzzy little guy just knows NY has got da beat fuckin pie!
I was playing with the Ratt and the power went out...& 🌬️ 🌧️ ⚡...now the power is back I'll try Orion and see if it pleases the old gods
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I was playing with the Ratt and the power went out...& 🌬️ 🌧️ ⚡...now the power is back I'll try Orion and see if it pleases the old gods
friggin locking nuts!
November 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
friggin locking nuts!
🎶🎤 "Brown control to Major Turd."
November 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
🎶🎤 "Brown control to Major Turd."
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Tonight's top 10 "Snappy answers to stupid questions!" Starting with
#1 hey fuck you!
#2 what?
#3 WTF?!
#4 huh?
#5 who me?!
#6 yeah no way man no! BS!"
#7 I don't know
#8 #7 but all snotty and dramatic.
#9 smelling finger, "this...this smell to you? Hey get over here!"
#10 I dont care damnit!
#1 hey fuck you!
#2 what?
#3 WTF?!
#4 huh?
#5 who me?!
#6 yeah no way man no! BS!"
#7 I don't know
#8 #7 but all snotty and dramatic.
#9 smelling finger, "this...this smell to you? Hey get over here!"
#10 I dont care damnit!
November 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Tonight's top 10 "Snappy answers to stupid questions!" Starting with
#1 hey fuck you!
#2 what?
#3 WTF?!
#4 huh?
#5 who me?!
#6 yeah no way man no! BS!"
#7 I don't know
#8 #7 but all snotty and dramatic.
#9 smelling finger, "this...this smell to you? Hey get over here!"
#10 I dont care damnit!
#1 hey fuck you!
#2 what?
#3 WTF?!
#4 huh?
#5 who me?!
#6 yeah no way man no! BS!"
#7 I don't know
#8 #7 but all snotty and dramatic.
#9 smelling finger, "this...this smell to you? Hey get over here!"
#10 I dont care damnit!