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fxmaldehyde.bsky.social
the locness monster
@fxmaldehyde.bsky.social
my mom thinks i'm goofy
evil
every
villain
is
lightskin
January 13, 2026 at 9:53 PM
mom put u on !!!
January 11, 2026 at 7:52 PM
do u think it was a message that u may remember/understand when the time is right
January 6, 2026 at 12:17 AM
dawg im literally sitting on the tarmac bc the original gate i was supposed to be at is occupied so we're apparently waiting for direction now

my connection boards in less than 20 minutes and that gate is across the airport lol
December 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
like wtf you mean there's a "volume delay" YALL scheduled all these flights here and i'm being punished ?
December 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
this is frying me so bad 😭
December 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
please do not piss me off today
December 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
it's mad common in the midwest. they call it pop cuz if you leave it in your car when it's cold it'll pop open.*

*allegedly
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
had us watch their sexual tension for 900 episodes like.......
November 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM