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the locness monster
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my mom thinks i'm goofy
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I want a Valentine’s Day full of love and cheesy romance. He better get me right
January 26, 2026 at 5:22 PM
might start taking my birthday off every year bc this was therapeutic i might go nap now
January 26, 2026 at 8:32 PM
i know a peanut butter and STRAWBERRY jelly sandwich hates to see me coming
January 24, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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kinda want two boyfriends
January 10, 2026 at 4:06 AM
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Heated blankets are a trap I did nothing all day and will finish my day the same way.
January 12, 2026 at 1:43 AM
this being peak television
January 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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January 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
why is amara la negra on worst cooks of america wkskks
January 5, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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It’s only our third day out here man
a sign that says days without nonsense hangs on a door
ALT: a sign that says days without nonsense hangs on a door
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 1:49 PM
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Flossie, the world’s oldest living cat, has celebrated her 30th birthday.
December 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
round 2
i genuinely hate air travel so fucking much
December 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
dj flame is the true villain of fionna and cake s2
December 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
i genuinely hate air travel so fucking much
December 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
just found out mr marbles died yea let's wrap this year up bro
December 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
the high is 6 degrees today......
December 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
for an anemic bitch living in the midwest it did take me too long to acquire a heated blanket this is magnificent
December 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
amy winehouse deserved better
December 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
QTP with a gif of a powerful woman.
December 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
did my black friday shopping from the comfort of my couch 🙂‍↔️
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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me to naruto and sasuke
please just have sex.....
November 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
‼️NEW BREE RUNWAY DROPPED ‼️
November 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
listening to old jay z and yea he was rappin back in the day
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
very mad this is the state of the world as i go thru my 20s
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Right now?

The current job market.
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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OutKast is inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame:

“We started in a little room. Great things start in little rooms”
November 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM