the locness monster
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bring back remixes that are actually remixes and not just the same song w an added verse !
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They arguing over Cardi n pink wig and the government is literal shutting down at 1201am 🤦🏽‍♂️
justin timberlake made better music when he thought he was lightskin
very disappointed to report i'll be at work tomorrow :/
so is the rapture rescheduled til tomorrow or
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Having thick thighs is fun and all until your shorts start riding up your crotch when you walk
so is the rapture rescheduled til tomorrow or
me strolling out of bed at noon: did i miss the rapture
i thought abt it and when i was little.... ngl i didn't know what gay was but i knew it was you i fear 😭🫵🏾🏳️‍🌈
even my egg next to yours in the ovary knew bc i don't think i ever once perceived you as straight....
i had something to complain abt here and i forgot what it was on the drive home smh
who is y'all this is still in my rotation
hayley janae williams back at it again to save music
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