The Savvy Millennial™
@g-r-a-g.bsky.social
Japanese–English translator but not the cool kind whose name shows up in credits. I try to at least be a reasonably good person.
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Begin the day with an empty fridge
And a post-it unobtrusive
Your eaten plums are so elusive
But they were delish, so sweet and so cold
And a post-it unobtrusive
Your eaten plums are so elusive
But they were delish, so sweet and so cold
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One time my dad's friend came over when I was like 11 and I was in the living room just reading a Dilbert anthology cover to cover, and my dad's friend was like "Why are you reading every strip in that Dilbert anthology? You're not laughing at all" and it was like he lifted a curse off me
January 13, 2026 at 5:08 PM
One time my dad's friend came over when I was like 11 and I was in the living room just reading a Dilbert anthology cover to cover, and my dad's friend was like "Why are you reading every strip in that Dilbert anthology? You're not laughing at all" and it was like he lifted a curse off me
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80% of Deltarune videos on YouTube are called “playing cards theory” and spend 20 minutes to say “I noticed that playing cards are a motif that appear a few times”
January 13, 2026 at 9:29 AM
80% of Deltarune videos on YouTube are called “playing cards theory” and spend 20 minutes to say “I noticed that playing cards are a motif that appear a few times”
woke up with my brain furiously trying to think of phrases like “light in the loafers” or “friend of Dorothy” except meant to refer to a guy being a wizard
January 11, 2026 at 10:37 PM
woke up with my brain furiously trying to think of phrases like “light in the loafers” or “friend of Dorothy” except meant to refer to a guy being a wizard
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Ignatius Entertainment Pop
January 10, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Ignatius Entertainment Pop
[Spock voice] sweators
January 2, 2026 at 8:52 AM
[Spock voice] sweators
calling it now: 2026 is the year of the .horse
January 2, 2026 at 12:17 AM
calling it now: 2026 is the year of the .horse
gonna start describing important matters as being “big potatoes”
January 1, 2026 at 11:23 PM
gonna start describing important matters as being “big potatoes”
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barkeep, can i get another activity placemat over here please? (sliding a fifty across the bar) and keep those crayons comin'
December 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
barkeep, can i get another activity placemat over here please? (sliding a fifty across the bar) and keep those crayons comin'
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Guy who refers to the Disney sequels as OVAs
December 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Guy who refers to the Disney sequels as OVAs
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new at protocol feature: once you have over 20k followers all your mutes and blocks are silently purged, new mutes and blocks only report success and you have to face the true consequences of your actions
December 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
new at protocol feature: once you have over 20k followers all your mutes and blocks are silently purged, new mutes and blocks only report success and you have to face the true consequences of your actions
Really don’t love the impulse people have to invent a new slur to express disdain for a group they don’t like. Even for people who love AI slop or whatever, it feels like inventing a slur is actual echo chamber stuff designed to farm Reddit upvotes, not persuade actual humans.
December 28, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Really don’t love the impulse people have to invent a new slur to express disdain for a group they don’t like. Even for people who love AI slop or whatever, it feels like inventing a slur is actual echo chamber stuff designed to farm Reddit upvotes, not persuade actual humans.
writing a computer program where you give it a number and a powerful algorithm then calculates all of its multiples that are prime
December 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
writing a computer program where you give it a number and a powerful algorithm then calculates all of its multiples that are prime
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Sad to report congress has decided to no longer enforce the winter solstice. Days will continue to get shorter until, eventually, we live in a world of endless night
December 22, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Sad to report congress has decided to no longer enforce the winter solstice. Days will continue to get shorter until, eventually, we live in a world of endless night
I have no conceivable reason to do so but also I just really want to buy the domain cringe.horse, or rather, I want a reason to want to buy it
December 22, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I have no conceivable reason to do so but also I just really want to buy the domain cringe.horse, or rather, I want a reason to want to buy it
an Australian Star Wars character named Yob Bogan
December 22, 2025 at 4:41 AM
an Australian Star Wars character named Yob Bogan
[to the tune of “sugar pie honey bunch”] puppygirl polycule
December 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
[to the tune of “sugar pie honey bunch”] puppygirl polycule
it's so cool how Mr. Beast just has The Expression but in real life
December 17, 2025 at 7:44 AM
it's so cool how Mr. Beast just has The Expression but in real life
most people don’t know this but if you tell the bus driver it’s your birthday they let you drive the bus for up to fifteen minutes
December 5, 2025 at 1:02 PM
most people don’t know this but if you tell the bus driver it’s your birthday they let you drive the bus for up to fifteen minutes
occasionally on buses there’ll be a brief stop where the driver gets off and takes the fare box, as another driver gets on with a replacement, a ritual known as the Guarding of the Change
November 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
occasionally on buses there’ll be a brief stop where the driver gets off and takes the fare box, as another driver gets on with a replacement, a ritual known as the Guarding of the Change
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Cannot believe this soccer game announcer who talks like a @jonbois.bsky.social post
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Cannot believe this soccer game announcer who talks like a @jonbois.bsky.social post
I forgot to read the label at the Ghibli store and I wound up buying a towel with the Jesus from the Big Lebowski and Irving from Severance on it
looked closer and the logo actually said “My Neighbor Turturro”
what an embarrassing mistake
looked closer and the logo actually said “My Neighbor Turturro”
what an embarrassing mistake
November 19, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I forgot to read the label at the Ghibli store and I wound up buying a towel with the Jesus from the Big Lebowski and Irving from Severance on it
looked closer and the logo actually said “My Neighbor Turturro”
what an embarrassing mistake
looked closer and the logo actually said “My Neighbor Turturro”
what an embarrassing mistake
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I know I shouldn't get my hopes up with Sean but this interaction made me physically ill
November 18, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I know I shouldn't get my hopes up with Sean but this interaction made me physically ill
made the mistake of remembering that the American Pokémon TV show theme is basically store-brand Jim Steinman and now I keep hearing it in my head being sung by Meat Loaf
November 17, 2025 at 12:20 PM
made the mistake of remembering that the American Pokémon TV show theme is basically store-brand Jim Steinman and now I keep hearing it in my head being sung by Meat Loaf
working on my new rock opera biopic, Ringo Starr Superjesus
November 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
working on my new rock opera biopic, Ringo Starr Superjesus