Gabbaghoul
@gabba-ghoul.bsky.social
Doesn’t feel right I’ve been through three popes. That’s too many. Feel like you should get 1-2 of em in your life.
November 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Doesn’t feel right I’ve been through three popes. That’s too many. Feel like you should get 1-2 of em in your life.
Actually the doctor told me the high levels of lead in my blood are why I’m such a kind and empathetic person
November 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Actually the doctor told me the high levels of lead in my blood are why I’m such a kind and empathetic person
Genuinely blows my mind to realize there are people out there who can just take a break from working when they feel burnt out or their health is suffering. I’m not mad at them, it’s a wonderful thing, but it’s so far from my own experiences that it makes it incredibly hard to relate.
September 21, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Genuinely blows my mind to realize there are people out there who can just take a break from working when they feel burnt out or their health is suffering. I’m not mad at them, it’s a wonderful thing, but it’s so far from my own experiences that it makes it incredibly hard to relate.
Hollow point USA is this anything
September 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Hollow point USA is this anything
Smoking the shit that made jimmy eat world
September 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Smoking the shit that made jimmy eat world
Blood, brain, and barrier would be great names for a trio of hoodlums
August 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Blood, brain, and barrier would be great names for a trio of hoodlums
Getting a lot of ads asking if I’m a mom over forty, and I’m choosing to believe it is because I have the soul of a milf
August 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Getting a lot of ads asking if I’m a mom over forty, and I’m choosing to believe it is because I have the soul of a milf
Slathering my meats in bbw sauce before letting them simmer for a couple hours
July 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Slathering my meats in bbw sauce before letting them simmer for a couple hours
I don’t think Lou Bega should have been dating all those women. Unseemly.
July 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I don’t think Lou Bega should have been dating all those women. Unseemly.
I got kicked out of the house unjustly, and all because I was following my girlfriend around with timpani drums and playing in time to her footsteps
July 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I got kicked out of the house unjustly, and all because I was following my girlfriend around with timpani drums and playing in time to her footsteps
If I had a dollar for every time a dorky or lame male protagonist has a fat gf as a sign of their dorkiness or lameness I would build a Time Machine and bash in the head of the first fish to walk on land
July 21, 2025 at 5:14 AM
If I had a dollar for every time a dorky or lame male protagonist has a fat gf as a sign of their dorkiness or lameness I would build a Time Machine and bash in the head of the first fish to walk on land
I really like Mamdani and I hope he wins but unfortunately something about his face and voice make me think he’s a character from one of the later seasons of the office.
July 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I really like Mamdani and I hope he wins but unfortunately something about his face and voice make me think he’s a character from one of the later seasons of the office.
Clocking someone on the side of the road but giving them a big thumbs up and grin so they know I approve
May 31, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Clocking someone on the side of the road but giving them a big thumbs up and grin so they know I approve
I am the most unremarkable dude but I pulled a fatass goth gamer gf with a phd all im saying is sometimes the bar is so low
May 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I am the most unremarkable dude but I pulled a fatass goth gamer gf with a phd all im saying is sometimes the bar is so low
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If you say “big mommy milkers” your fatphobia is showing THE END
May 8, 2025 at 1:01 PM
If you say “big mommy milkers” your fatphobia is showing THE END
Richard Kind is the most muppet-like person I have ever seen
April 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Richard Kind is the most muppet-like person I have ever seen
Is loving fat people queer? Yes actually…
April 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Is loving fat people queer? Yes actually…
Cumgirl8? More like cumgirl8xcellent
March 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Cumgirl8? More like cumgirl8xcellent
More people gotta start saying ‘thrice’
March 4, 2025 at 4:34 PM
More people gotta start saying ‘thrice’
It’s a sign of maturity and wisdom when one embraces beer with 5% ABV or lower
February 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
It’s a sign of maturity and wisdom when one embraces beer with 5% ABV or lower
There is a direct inverse relationship between the beauty of a person and the beauty of their pet
February 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
There is a direct inverse relationship between the beauty of a person and the beauty of their pet
Turkish Zhukov after the fall of Constantinople: we have restored Rome to Glory and they will never forgive us for it
January 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Turkish Zhukov after the fall of Constantinople: we have restored Rome to Glory and they will never forgive us for it
Start your day with a strong black tea and a big mug of kefir and it’s like strapping a car battery to the nipples of your GI tract
January 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Start your day with a strong black tea and a big mug of kefir and it’s like strapping a car battery to the nipples of your GI tract
Remember: you don’t have to contemplate every epiphany and self-discovery the moment you have them. Sometimes it’s okay to just throw them on the back burner and let ‘em sizzle for a couple weeks. Or hell, even years!
January 16, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Remember: you don’t have to contemplate every epiphany and self-discovery the moment you have them. Sometimes it’s okay to just throw them on the back burner and let ‘em sizzle for a couple weeks. Or hell, even years!