George has wings!

that sounds rad, I'm fucking in

All I remember is that my first flip phone had the prettiest ring tone, and I've never been able to find anything like it. You know those metal balls you can kind of jiggle around in your palm, and they have little bells in them? I remember it sounding something like that.

You get me.

You're on the right path

They're gonna need a new drug when you get done with them

I gotcha buttons and ya bread right heeeeeere

I'm gonna make ya hear a little night music, if you know what I mean

And they live together! And one likes pigeons!

Nope, back up, went too far.

But don't worry, guys. We'll clinch the convention center.

me, trying to show a coworker a photo of my kid, scrolling past page after page of cat photos, desperation growing