Gabrielle
@gabbklein.cryptoanarchy.network
Mom, word nerd, ADHD, she/her. These are a few of my favorite things: curiosity, creativity, nourishment, beauty, and humor.
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we've decided to take on a challenge this month! it's called a December and it's where every day in December we try to make it through the day
December 1, 2025 at 6:31 AM
we've decided to take on a challenge this month! it's called a December and it's where every day in December we try to make it through the day
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every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
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At the end of the day, don’t we all just want to read books in front of a crackling fire in a Scottish Highlands cottage during a raging snowstorm whilst enjoying a plate of chocolate croissants?
November 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
At the end of the day, don’t we all just want to read books in front of a crackling fire in a Scottish Highlands cottage during a raging snowstorm whilst enjoying a plate of chocolate croissants?
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named my fists Waffle and House because they’re always open for business
named my fists simon and garfunkel 'cause if you fuck with me all you're gonna hear is the sound of silence
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
named my fists Waffle and House because they’re always open for business
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Named my fists Stephen and Sondheim because every day’s a little death, you know what I mean, bro?
named my fists simon and garfunkel 'cause if you fuck with me all you're gonna hear is the sound of silence
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Named my fists Stephen and Sondheim because every day’s a little death, you know what I mean, bro?
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I named my fists Samwise and Frodo because they ain't got no rings
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
I named my fists Gilbert and Sullivan because they are slaves to duty
December 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I named my fists Samwise and Frodo because they ain't got no rings
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Named my fists Jenna and Barbara because they've both been inside Laura Bush
named my fists rosencrantz and guildenstern because when they’re around I get answers
named my fists Strunk and White because they help me omit needless words
December 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Named my fists Jenna and Barbara because they've both been inside Laura Bush
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named my fists Strunk and White because they help me omit needless words
Named my fists Ben and Jerry cause they're headed right for your mouth and stomach
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
named my fists Strunk and White because they help me omit needless words
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Named my fists Ben and Jerry cause they're headed right for your mouth and stomach
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
I named my fists Gilbert and Sullivan because they are slaves to duty
December 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Named my fists Ben and Jerry cause they're headed right for your mouth and stomach
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I named my fists Augustus and Gloop, because they're fat as hell and almost always holding candy.
I named my fists Chekhov and Gun because you know they're coming but you don't know when
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I named my fists Augustus and Gloop, because they're fat as hell and almost always holding candy.
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I named my fists "Dunning" and "Kruger" because I haven't trained in any sort of martial art but am confident I would do pretty well.
I named my fists Chekhov and Gun because you know they're coming but you don't know when
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I named my fists "Dunning" and "Kruger" because I haven't trained in any sort of martial art but am confident I would do pretty well.
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I named my fists Eric and Clapton because they deliver great hooks but are lousy when it comes to jabs
I named my fists Chekhov and Gun because you know they're coming but you don't know when
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I named my fists Eric and Clapton because they deliver great hooks but are lousy when it comes to jabs
I named my fists Sweeney and Todd because, sure, I'll do a lot of damage with them, but I'll probably end up stupidly hurting myself in the end because I missed something obvious right in front of me the whole time
I named my fists Chekhov and Gun because you know they're coming but you don't know when
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I named my fists Sweeney and Todd because, sure, I'll do a lot of damage with them, but I'll probably end up stupidly hurting myself in the end because I missed something obvious right in front of me the whole time
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I named my fists Chekhov and Gun because you know they're coming but you don't know when
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
I named my fists Gilbert and Sullivan because they are slaves to duty
December 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I named my fists Chekhov and Gun because you know they're coming but you don't know when
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Hey if you’re an inkeeper’s son named Jim who fled home in possession of a mysterious map — your one-legged “friend” Long John is sitting next to me at The Salty Doubloon talking mad shit about you. He’s referred to you as “my key to wealth and glory” no less than 3 times. Do what you will with that
December 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Hey if you’re an inkeeper’s son named Jim who fled home in possession of a mysterious map — your one-legged “friend” Long John is sitting next to me at The Salty Doubloon talking mad shit about you. He’s referred to you as “my key to wealth and glory” no less than 3 times. Do what you will with that
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Fuck you, you’re getting saved today
(I’ll take “things an evangelical might say” for $500, Alex)
(I’ll take “things an evangelical might say” for $500, Alex)
November 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Fuck you, you’re getting saved today
(I’ll take “things an evangelical might say” for $500, Alex)
(I’ll take “things an evangelical might say” for $500, Alex)
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Lol, Zillow tried to rate the climate risks facing individual properties. The real estate industry *hated* it, precisely because it worked -- it made selling risky properties more difficult. So they rebelled & Zillow caved.
Don't look up!
Don't look up!
Zillow Removes Climate Risk Scores From Home Listings
www.nytimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Lol, Zillow tried to rate the climate risks facing individual properties. The real estate industry *hated* it, precisely because it worked -- it made selling risky properties more difficult. So they rebelled & Zillow caved.
Don't look up!
Don't look up!
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You know deep in your bones, that dem leadership would love to talk about such as increasing funding by 2 percent, or giving tax rebates to eligible homeowners, instead of the vast New Deal slash Manhattan Project that will be fixing anything that has already been destroyed
You know deep in your bones, that dem leadership would love to talk about such as increasing funding by 2 percent, or giving tax rebates to eligible homeowners, instead of the vast New Deal slash Manhattan Project that will be fixing anything that has already been destroyed
A cool thing about the Dems being absolutely useless institution-fuckers is that if they did gain control again, they'll look at the mutilated, broken remnants of the FDA and NSF and such as sacred and reject out of hand any suggestion they need to be changed.
August 4, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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You know deep in your bones, that dem leadership would love to talk about such as increasing funding by 2 percent, or giving tax rebates to eligible homeowners, instead of the vast New Deal slash Manhattan Project that will be fixing anything that has already been destroyed
You know deep in your bones, that dem leadership would love to talk about such as increasing funding by 2 percent, or giving tax rebates to eligible homeowners, instead of the vast New Deal slash Manhattan Project that will be fixing anything that has already been destroyed
In bed with ear plugs and a pillow over my ear, and the drumming of the band at the neighbor's party a block away is still coming through
November 30, 2025 at 6:45 AM
In bed with ear plugs and a pillow over my ear, and the drumming of the band at the neighbor's party a block away is still coming through
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
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Every cat's cuddling style is either: percher, nestler, or sprawler.
A percher perches atop you, a nestler snuggles against you, and a sprawler oozes languorously half on and half off you
A percher perches atop you, a nestler snuggles against you, and a sprawler oozes languorously half on and half off you
November 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Every cat's cuddling style is either: percher, nestler, or sprawler.
A percher perches atop you, a nestler snuggles against you, and a sprawler oozes languorously half on and half off you
A percher perches atop you, a nestler snuggles against you, and a sprawler oozes languorously half on and half off you
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You know how billionaires end up with severe cognitive deficits as a result of becoming surrounded by yes men who constantly tell them their every idea is genius? What if we made a bot that just does that to everyone. I think that would be a good idea.
October 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
You know how billionaires end up with severe cognitive deficits as a result of becoming surrounded by yes men who constantly tell them their every idea is genius? What if we made a bot that just does that to everyone. I think that would be a good idea.
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Also prompts the question: Would replacing the C Suite and the upper management doing that 57% with LLM driven chat bots actually cause any harm? And would the harm it causes be cheaper than the salaries?
A study by Dayforce shows 87% of executives use AI for work, compared to 57% of managers and just 27% of employees.
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
Execs are embracing AI more than their employees are, new research suggests
Research from HR software company Dayforce suggests that executives are leaning into AI far more than their employees.
www.businessinsider.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Also prompts the question: Would replacing the C Suite and the upper management doing that 57% with LLM driven chat bots actually cause any harm? And would the harm it causes be cheaper than the salaries?
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Headline: "AI can replace 11.7% of workforce"
Actual study: Anthropic paid MIT to use a "labor simulation tool" that said 11.7% of TASKS could be done by AI
Actual study: Anthropic paid MIT to use a "labor simulation tool" that said 11.7% of TASKS could be done by AI
MIT study finds AI can already replace 11.7% of U.S. workforce
Artificial intelligence can already replace 11.7% of the U.S. labor market, across finance, health care and professional services, according to MIT's study.
www.cnbc.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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“We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.”
― Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
― Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
November 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
“We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.”
― Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
― Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead