As I lay in the dentist chair with some sort of power tool in my mouth, I witnessed a monster roach crawl out of the ceiling tile directly above my head. I really should be dead
January 29, 2026 at 7:32 PM
As I lay in the dentist chair with some sort of power tool in my mouth, I witnessed a monster roach crawl out of the ceiling tile directly above my head. I really should be dead
Jay Glazer looks like a damn JD Vance meme
January 25, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Jay Glazer looks like a damn JD Vance meme
Dr. Seuss - yeah what’s he a doctor of? Whimsy? Fantastical nonsense? Preposterous doodles?
January 23, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Dr. Seuss - yeah what’s he a doctor of? Whimsy? Fantastical nonsense? Preposterous doodles?
The smuckers vs welch’s jelly debate is OVER. Smuckers bodied em. Tell the Welch fam to save their grapes for juice bc they are finished in the jelly game ok. Turn in your jars
January 15, 2026 at 9:49 PM
The smuckers vs welch’s jelly debate is OVER. Smuckers bodied em. Tell the Welch fam to save their grapes for juice bc they are finished in the jelly game ok. Turn in your jars
Bob Weir loved the chargers and the chargers loved him back. I think the Bolts win it for Bob today
January 11, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Bob Weir loved the chargers and the chargers loved him back. I think the Bolts win it for Bob today
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DK innocent
December 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
DK innocent
you simply can’t go around stabbing your parents to death
December 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
you simply can’t go around stabbing your parents to death
have received dozens of pictures of snow out east this morning.
Buddy you think I don’t know it’s snowing?! That’s why I left
I’m in San Diego. I’LL text YOU when it’s snowing here
Buddy you think I don’t know it’s snowing?! That’s why I left
I’m in San Diego. I’LL text YOU when it’s snowing here
December 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
have received dozens of pictures of snow out east this morning.
Buddy you think I don’t know it’s snowing?! That’s why I left
I’m in San Diego. I’LL text YOU when it’s snowing here
Buddy you think I don’t know it’s snowing?! That’s why I left
I’m in San Diego. I’LL text YOU when it’s snowing here
yeah I saw wicked for good. Oz has gone woke!!
December 8, 2025 at 6:09 AM
yeah I saw wicked for good. Oz has gone woke!!
The Laffy Taffy vs Airheads debate is OVER.
Airheads in a route. It’s not close. Anyone saying otherwise is disingenuous
Airheads in a route. It’s not close. Anyone saying otherwise is disingenuous
December 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The Laffy Taffy vs Airheads debate is OVER.
Airheads in a route. It’s not close. Anyone saying otherwise is disingenuous
Airheads in a route. It’s not close. Anyone saying otherwise is disingenuous
Now that the dust has settled I have developed a list of thanksgiving dishes that would be improved upon by replacing them entirely with cole slaw:
1) green bean casserole
2) sweet potatoes
3) turkey
4) stuffing
5) mashed potatoes
6) pies, broadly
7) napkins
1) green bean casserole
2) sweet potatoes
3) turkey
4) stuffing
5) mashed potatoes
6) pies, broadly
7) napkins
December 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Now that the dust has settled I have developed a list of thanksgiving dishes that would be improved upon by replacing them entirely with cole slaw:
1) green bean casserole
2) sweet potatoes
3) turkey
4) stuffing
5) mashed potatoes
6) pies, broadly
7) napkins
1) green bean casserole
2) sweet potatoes
3) turkey
4) stuffing
5) mashed potatoes
6) pies, broadly
7) napkins
They knocked up Carly Rae Jepsen
Unbelievable
Unbelievable
November 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
They knocked up Carly Rae Jepsen
Unbelievable
Unbelievable
My dad is a Mariah Carey Christmas hipster or something. He insists that All I Want For Christmas Is You is not her best Christmas song and keeps yammering on like “don’t talk to me if you haven’t heart Lil Snowman” ???
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
My dad is a Mariah Carey Christmas hipster or something. He insists that All I Want For Christmas Is You is not her best Christmas song and keeps yammering on like “don’t talk to me if you haven’t heart Lil Snowman” ???
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good morning to penn state fans comparing their own program to epstein
November 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
good morning to penn state fans comparing their own program to epstein
RIP to Paul Tagliabue who guided the NFL through the Monica Lewinsky scandal and the invention of the McGriddle
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
RIP to Paul Tagliabue who guided the NFL through the Monica Lewinsky scandal and the invention of the McGriddle
used to be that SpongeBob was a tv show. Now they’re putting him in movies. I don’t agree with it but I’ll fight to the death for their right to do it
November 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
used to be that SpongeBob was a tv show. Now they’re putting him in movies. I don’t agree with it but I’ll fight to the death for their right to do it
As a bad person, you hate to see what’s happening with Penn State football
October 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
As a bad person, you hate to see what’s happening with Penn State football
The Chicago Cubs: Cowards. And pissants. Philanderers. Rabble-rousers. Idk. Curmudgeons. Ne’er dowels. Philanthropists? Queefbuckets. The yin and the yang. The billy goat’s muff
October 3, 2025 at 6:31 AM
The Chicago Cubs: Cowards. And pissants. Philanderers. Rabble-rousers. Idk. Curmudgeons. Ne’er dowels. Philanthropists? Queefbuckets. The yin and the yang. The billy goat’s muff
I’ve never seen back to back pantry dropper sets like Leon Bridges and Hozier last night at Ohana Fest. The lawn was a flood zone. The fellas were all lookin around at each other like you’re seeing this right
September 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I’ve never seen back to back pantry dropper sets like Leon Bridges and Hozier last night at Ohana Fest. The lawn was a flood zone. The fellas were all lookin around at each other like you’re seeing this right
If the gators only knew /
That they was gettin mudded by the whole damn crew
🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
That they was gettin mudded by the whole damn crew
🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
September 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
If the gators only knew /
That they was gettin mudded by the whole damn crew
🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
That they was gettin mudded by the whole damn crew
🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
@costco I see u already got the Christmas trees out
I got an idea how bout you put the free samples out during executive hours you pieces of shit YOU HATE THE EXECUTIVE CLAESS what am I EVN PAYYING FOR
I got an idea how bout you put the free samples out during executive hours you pieces of shit YOU HATE THE EXECUTIVE CLAESS what am I EVN PAYYING FOR
September 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
@costco I see u already got the Christmas trees out
I got an idea how bout you put the free samples out during executive hours you pieces of shit YOU HATE THE EXECUTIVE CLAESS what am I EVN PAYYING FOR
I got an idea how bout you put the free samples out during executive hours you pieces of shit YOU HATE THE EXECUTIVE CLAESS what am I EVN PAYYING FOR
sheesh take it easy on the guy
September 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
sheesh take it easy on the guy
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“I want to look like 2000s Joe Paterno, my friends all look like 2000s Joe Paterno,” the kids are saying.
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people without smart glasses may one day be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who do use the tech: https://cnn.it/47L2Y5a
September 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
“I want to look like 2000s Joe Paterno, my friends all look like 2000s Joe Paterno,” the kids are saying.