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Gabesaurus The 31st (He/Him)
@gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org
https://linktr.ee/gaberex
MTG Content Creator, Standard Grinder and L1 Judge
Spending too much time in the tank, not enough in the rink.
Top Ranked Mono-Red player at your LGS.
Opinions here are mine alone.
Chronic Shitposter
3-0 TN with this absolutely INSANE Allies deck. I knew United Front was good but holy crap it legit ended every game that I cast it in tonight. War Balloon is also an incredible card that simply puts the beats on opponents and ends a game.

10/10 deck, will be doing Boros Allies again this format.
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Like this:
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Upgraded the MTG workbench last night! Special thanks to @onionbug.bsky.social for the @nerdgeargaming.bsky.social code for 5% off the Sanctuary and free Playmat tube.

Now I need to fill this with more mats. I've given away so many. I thought I had more!
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Gotta give big ups to my favorite girl lately, Tersa.

I don't know how one doesn't love this card. A hasty rummager that fills the yard for it's threshold ability that lets you reuse the pitched cards.

S+ design here. I play her in Standard and Commander. Absolute house of a card.
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
In this house. We stan Grandma.
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Actually been meaning to ask someone this. Over/Under on Changeling Outcast being brought into Standard? I don't think it's a power outlier now with those Avatar Spirits.
November 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Yo, check out this sweet dragon that makes a dragon land:
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
And an oft forgotten Mox JUST for them.
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.

I never do these but had the perfect image this time.
November 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
This shit sucks ass.

There's a weird side mouth taste in it that I hated and idk. Don't buy it. It's not good.
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
You know that awesome game we have with the little guys printed on the rectangles? Yeah that's the source of 99.9999999% of how I know to spell complex words.
November 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Wasn't following you or nothing....
November 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
November 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Head Judged my first event today! 52 players for Legacy. What a phenomenal event! Super fun, great games to watch and a second to none community.

Thanks @etbcanada.bsky.social for the opportunity!
November 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Not me going to be working for 13 consecutive days as of Saturday😴...

But 3 of them are Judging so like... Does it really count as work if you love doing it?

Where am I gonna be this Saturday you might ask? @etbcanada.bsky.social Newmarket is hosting a Legacy 3K and I will be head judging!
November 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
As a now L1 floor judge who does a lot of limited events.... I'd love to guest/co-host/be a part of this.
November 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The Italian senate be like:
November 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Fuck.
November 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Taking a few minutes to read today when I'm overwhelmed and anxious... Maybe I should have picked something less poignant...
November 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Hardcore Battlefield 6 continues to be "What if we plugged a controller into an action movie lmao."
November 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
October 31, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Battlefield: RedSec is actually a fucking amazing F2P game. Gauntlet is legit Fall Guys in BF6. It's amazing fun.
October 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Bonetap, bonekeep, boneraw. Move to Osteo step?
October 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM