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Gabesaurus The 31st (He/Him)

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https://linktr.ee/gaberex MTG Content Creator, Standard Grinder and L1 Judge Spending too much time in the tank, not enough in the rink. Top Ranked Mono-Red player at your LGS. Opinions here are mine alone. Chronic Shitposter

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Gabesaurus The 31st (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · May 9

CANADA. LOVES. LEGACY.

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Gabesaurus The 31st (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 30m

I like giving people the ol' shankerooni.

Gabesaurus The 31st (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 6h

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Gabesaurus The 31st (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 6h

Gotta give those scalpers their pay day don't you know? Can't let the players have the cards, they'll only buy 1 copy of it! Scalpers buy HUNDREDS. Their money is better! /S

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Gabesaurus The 31st (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 6h

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Gabesaurus The 31st (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 6h

WotC is 10000000% gonna get in on this and make an SLD.

Not a fan of the property but it does make sense with that recent comments about expansion into this very sub-genre from Chris Cocks.

I'm fine with it. Just don't make them mechanically unique and we won't have problems.

Ana @morganamagicka.bsky.social · 6h

Oh it's absolutely happening

Gabesaurus The 31st (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 6h

Thanks to @facetofacegames.bsky.social for this order btw. I don't have a code or affiliate anything with them but I do judge for them 😘

Gabesaurus The 31st (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 6h

My wife and I love Ghost and anyone asks who they're like I say "Ghost is the band Metallica wishes they were. They are Satanists and don't have a metronome on drums."

Gabesaurus The 31st (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 6h

"Doctors HATE him" energy.

Gabesaurus The 31st (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 7h

What does @tolariancommunitycollege.com always say?

All the singles I wanted from SPM.... Less than a Play Booster box. Buy more singles, spend less money.

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Gabesaurus The 31st (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 7h

WotC dropping Powered Cube in the midst of one of the most MID draft seasons ever either has to be 7D chess or a mad scramble to correct. There is no in between. I'm assuming the Omenpath Queues are dead or just Selsenya swingers everywhere. It's still funny that Spider-Man was a Swing & miss to me.

Gabesaurus The 31st (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 7h

I'm good. Thanks.

Gabesaurus The 31st (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 1d

Did y'all know 60 card formats exist and are fun?

Gabesaurus The 31st (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 1d

I'M FINALLY ABLE TO TALK ABOUT MY NEWEST PROJECT!!!!

I'll be co-writing the @etbcanada.bsky.social Newsletter from the MTG perspective going forward! This month is written by myself and Alex about the differences between playing and judging in both MTG and Lorcana! Please check it out!

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Gabesaurus The 31st (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 2d

BRING ME BACK IN SHACKLES.
HANG ME LONG OUT IN THE SUN.

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Obligatory @ellie.wubrgsky.org tag on this one... The boys from St-Kits still got it.

Fully Completely

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MTG Arena @mtgarena.com · 2d

Get ready to play with some VERY powerful Magic cards (say hi to Power Nine) in our new limited-time event, Arena Powered Cube! The drafting fun begins 10/28.

Learn more: magic.wizards.com/en/news/mtg-...

Announcing the Arena Powered Cube!

Harness some of the strongest cards in Magic's history with Powered Cube. Now, the power is in your hands.

magic.wizards.com

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Gabesaurus The 31st (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 2d

This is my relationship with the game "No, I'm not Human"

Gabesaurus The 31st (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 3d

Rebell, Jeff IS in Magic already.

Gabesaurus The 31st (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 5d

You need the "My Wife's sheer dumb luck" that she's got going with Shiny. Woman has started a shiny hunt, completed in sub an hour, started another, completed sub 2 hours and then start ANOTHER....

And she would have the nerve to hit me with "Yeah I ONLY caught 2 shines today."

Gabesaurus The 31st (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 5d

I WILL BOOT IT UP AND CHECK FOR YOU BENJI.

On a work call rn though. I'll record and post.

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Gabesaurus The 31st (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 5d

My wife caught one on Day 1 apparently? She got a Shiny Floette!

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Gabesaurus The 31st (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 5d

867-5309...

Gwenny Gwenny... Who can I turn to?

Gabesaurus The 31st (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 5d

@steelcitysteph.bsky.social be printing this out on lined paper and fixing it to the fridge.

Gabesaurus The 31st (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 5d

I thought this was a big weed nug when I saw it at first.

Gabesaurus The 31st (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 6d

BF Studios need to abandon the "HOO-RAH MARINES. OSCAR MIKE, KILO SIX." bullshit they have tried to do with the last few modern campaigns and give the people the campaign we REALLY want.