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Gabesaurus The 31st (He/Him)
@gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org
https://linktr.ee/gaberex
MTG Content Creator, Standard Grinder and L1 Judge
Spending too much time in the tank, not enough in the rink.
Top Ranked Mono-Red player at your LGS.
Opinions here are mine alone.
Chronic Shitposter
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I'm thrilled to be attending #SpotlightEclipsed next year!

Part of me feels like I manifested this when I screamed into the void last year that Toronto should get one... And heck ya, we did!
The question I keep wondering is: Why didn't Ghoul and Lucy take 3 hours looting the Khans they killed and the Motel in NoVac? They could have found 4 caps and a Stimpack!
Season 2 of Fallout hitting just as strong as Season 1. So many new questions and things I need answers to. God I love this show!
December 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Reposted by Gabesaurus The 31st (He/Him)
I’m going to @facetofacegames.bsky.social Spotlight Series Eclipsed as a featured content creator — and I want to see you there! Giveaway in video!

Early bird tickets are live now and you can get a discount using code CARLO at checkout! facetofacegames.com/en-us/collec...

#SpotlightEclipsed
December 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Season 2 of Fallout hitting just as strong as Season 1. So many new questions and things I need answers to. God I love this show!
December 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
No one:
Literally no one:
Not a soul:
My Brain: CLAIR OBSCUR HON HON CLAIR OBSCUR GON HON HON CLAIR OBSCUR
December 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Hey Magic fans. My amazing sponsors over at @etbcanada.bsky.social have unfortunately experienced a break last night. If you see a large volume of "Too good to be true cards being traded in, in the Southern Ontario/Great Lakes area. Please... Call the authorities.
December 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Hey Magic fans. My amazing sponsors over at @etbcanada.bsky.social have unfortunately experienced a break last night. If you see a large volume of "Too good to be true cards being traded in, in the Southern Ontario/Great Lakes area. Please... Call the authorities.
December 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Last night, one of my friends gave me a Fidget Key that he custom printed for me. The key was too nice to keep on the Fidget toy so I IMMEDIATELY ripped off my escape key to replace it...

One more attempt then bed... Ok maybe 2 more...
December 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Secret Lair: Expedition 33

That prints money right?
December 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
If they announce Tale of Two Wastelands remake TN... Imma just cum.
December 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Foundry Street Denizen.
Blistering Firecat
December 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Trogon deez nuts.
TIL about the Violaceous Trogon, which reads like 𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 — 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭, but looks like 𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 — 𝐁𝐢𝐫𝐝.
December 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
SHANDALAR MENTIONED.
December 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Wait hang on... Are those..... No. It can't be...

Can it?
December 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Reposted by Gabesaurus The 31st (He/Him)
Time to find out who has been letting players draw THREE cards for a SINGLE BLUE MANA! #MTGWorlds
December 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The first Lu Bubu
Today's EDHREC Commander of the Day is a deep cut; Lu Bu, Master-at-Arms from Portal 3K. Lu Bu is our 2,751st ranked cmdr atop 113 decks, most of which are voltron and equipment themed. Six mana for a hasty, near-unblockable 4/3 is a lot, but you get style points.

edhrec.com/commanders/l...
December 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
If Aang was in Die Hard he'd be all "Yip yip ki yay firebender."
December 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Accumulated Wisdom and Gran-Gran are great cards for speculative pick ups rn based on this.

If they spike, you can sell em for $$$, if they don't, spend the rest of your lunch money on the other cards you need and start playing some Standard! This meta is HEALTHY.
Magic World Championship 31 Standard Metagame Breakdown #mtg #MTGWorlds

🖊 @frankkarsten.bsky.social

magic.gg/news/magic-w...
December 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
This set is gonna slap harder than an angry Nonna.
While watching the Magic Story Podcast I saw what could be art for a Noggle @donifmtgc.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I'm thrilled to be attending #SpotlightEclipsed next year!

Part of me feels like I manifested this when I screamed into the void last year that Toronto should get one... And heck ya, we did!
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
@peachypopcos.bsky.social ARE YOU COMING TO SPOTLIGHT TORONTO?!? IS THIS THE REAL LIFE? OR IS IT FANTASY?
December 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
LETS. FUCKING. GO.

I WILL BE JUDGING @facetofacegames.bsky.social 'S SPOTLIGHT TORONTO. I AM SO DAMN EXCITED FOR THIS. YOU HAVE NO IDEA!
December 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Not a board gamer normally... I needed this.
December 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
OK. Fuck you imposter syndrome. Time to play more Grandma in Standard.

moxfield.com/decks/MCoCCv...
U gon lern 2day - Standard
A deck created using Moxfield.
moxfield.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Picked this up from QC Friday for a song.

Anywho... LFG?
December 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Oceanussy
December 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM